Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz ( Archived) (38)

Mar 25, 2020 11:19 AM CSTBoris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz(Vote Below)

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His wife warned him not to comb
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8%
He wants to look different
5
42%
He doesn't want to hurt lice
1
8%
He wears wig
1
8%
I don't know
1
8%
Others
3
25%
Total Votes
12
Your thoughts ?laugh
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Mar 25, 2020 11:21 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
He's too busy. And he doesen't have a comb. And he likes to make bald men jealous.
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Mar 25, 2020 11:24 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
That's up to him,, he's still the boss and the people's choice,,,, luckily for them.
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Mar 25, 2020 11:27 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips: He's too busy. And he doesen't have a comb. And he likes to make bald men jealous.
thumbs up laugh
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Mar 25, 2020 11:27 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
michaelright: That's up to him,, he's still the boss and the people's choice,,,, luckily for them.
he wouldn't comb becoz he is boss ?laugh
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Mar 25, 2020 11:52 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
ali110: he wouldn't comb becoz he is boss ?
He blatantly flaunts his blond haired, blue eyed Aryan looklaugh laugh laugh
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Mar 25, 2020 12:08 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
tomcatty: He blatantly flaunts his blond haired, blue eyed Aryan look
he is the PM of a civilized nation cheers
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Mar 25, 2020 12:13 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
ali110: he is the PM of a civilized nation
grin cheers cheers
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Mar 25, 2020 12:45 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I wonder if he shaves his nuts.
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Mar 25, 2020 1:10 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips: I wonder if he shaves his nuts.
email him laugh
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Mar 25, 2020 1:40 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
well the advice is, wash your hands, don't touch your face, guess he is afraid he will touch his face while combing his hair.
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Mar 25, 2020 4:47 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
It is his hair type, and he doesn't use hair products to control it, or smack it down.
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Mar 25, 2020 4:52 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
"smack it down"rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 25, 2020 5:56 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
michaelright: That's up to him,, he's still the boss and the people's choice,,,, luckily for them.
Well, now that Boris IS UK PM the Oirish can turn table and start making 'Dumb English Jokes' and build a stereotype of the dumb english eh !!!

cheers <<< Have a good glass of Guinness with me will ya !
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Mar 25, 2020 9:56 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
he's trying to be a trump look-alike.......laugh
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Mar 25, 2020 10:10 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Boris Johnson ...

I don’t know who he is. Who is his daddy and what does he do? confused
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Mar 25, 2020 10:22 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
Kidwell_
Kidwell_Kidwell_South East GBA Province, Buenos Aires Argentina17 Threads 2 Polls 767 Posts
pat8lanips: I wonder if he shaves his nuts.
I wonder that too.

flirty
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Mar 25, 2020 11:31 PM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
M4_Mischief: he's trying to be a trump look-alike.......
Trumpuppette more like ...

barf
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Mar 26, 2020 5:10 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
Boris has me think of a court jester over the straight autism that went into Einstein's hair. People are wary about slick; the best salesmen have you forget that they are one as if you know them on a more personal level than you really do. Boris.
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Mar 26, 2020 5:26 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
Who had him first ? Can you not take him back , he sounds like a Sesame Street character when he talks laugh Wait ....... Did he not get schooled in the U.s ?
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Mar 26, 2020 5:55 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,446 Posts
He has hair like my sister for real laugh
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Mar 26, 2020 5:59 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
He rides a bicycle. He probably drinks tea. What can you expect after that...
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Mar 26, 2020 6:00 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,446 Posts
I drink tea and use public transport laugh
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Mar 26, 2020 6:05 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Well dont come crying to me when you develop messy hair syndrome. In your case, it could take up an entire car space.
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Mar 26, 2020 6:11 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,446 Posts
pat8lanips: Well dont come crying to me when you develop messy hair syndrome. In your case, it could take up an entire car space.
Make that two car spaces..No waxing salon available.
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Mar 26, 2020 6:18 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
And the richer we get the more nice hair we've already seen. One of our hobbies is to camping: choosing to sleep outside on the ground for fun. The high status world stoops to find that something more authentic, something that can still be trusted.
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Mar 26, 2020 6:20 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,446 Posts
I love camping not glamping.
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Mar 26, 2020 6:33 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
It's a way of promoting a harmless, scatter-brained, 'man of the people' image, with a touch of the professorial to lend credence to his position of power.

The reality is that he's perhaps only a bit shy of nationalistic and racially prejudiced politics; a man of the elite.

His hair is deliberately styled to look unkempt. You can see the hairspray sparkle under studio lights and it doesn't move when he does, despite being the kind of slippery hair that would do justice to a L'Oreal shampoo advertisement.
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Mar 26, 2020 6:36 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
And Jeremy Corbin would be any better or have better hair? Folks, just deal with unkempt hair, least of your problems.
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Mar 26, 2020 7:35 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
CossackCat: It is his hair type, and he doesn't use hair products to control it, or smack it down.
what about trump ?wave laugh
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Mar 26, 2020 7:50 AM CST Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
This affects Pakistan how?
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