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Worst Pickup Line Ever? ( Archived) (55)

Dec 14, 2007 8:54 AM CSTWorst Pickup Line Ever?
Dominatrix
DominatrixDominatrixDomiville, England, UK81 Threads 2 Polls 1,488 Posts

Worst Pickup Line Ever?(Vote Below)

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You must be a hell of a thief, you stole my heart
27
9%
Do you want to see something swell?
37
12%
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
64
21%
You make my software turn to hardware!
31
10%
Do you have a name or can I call you "mine"?
13
4%
I hope you know CPR, as you take my breath away
23
8%
Get your coat ..You've pulled
30
10%
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
14
5%
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
21
7%
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
41
14%
Total Votes
301
Pick Up Lines

kiss
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Dec 14, 2007 8:54 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Dominatrix
DominatrixDominatrixDomiville, England UK81 Threads 2 Polls 1,488 Posts
Pick Up Lines

kiss
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Dec 14, 2007 8:58 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
TheBaldGuy
TheBaldGuyTheBaldGuyMouseTrap, Florida USA15 Threads 1,341 Posts
You left out

" Yo, Beotch! Wanna F*ck or should I apologize???santa waving
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Dec 14, 2007 9:03 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA1 Threads 4,264 Posts
They are all bad. reindeer
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Dec 14, 2007 9:03 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
emc_eile
emc_eileemc_eilegalway, Galway Ireland30 Threads 2,330 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

you should had put in 'all of the above too!!!

Good one thumbs up
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Dec 14, 2007 9:06 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Daniel4021
Daniel4021Daniel4021Somewhere, Tennessee USA173 Threads 11,394 Posts
How about... Hey my name is Daniel.. How do you like me so far?laugh
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Dec 14, 2007 9:06 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Dominatrix
DominatrixDominatrixDomiville, England UK81 Threads 2 Polls 1,488 Posts
tongue

is only 10 options

omg .......... now i think i better send in complaint ask for lotta more options !!!

whaddya think ??


noooooooooooooooooooo, am here too long as it is !!!!!!!!!!

wave
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Dec 14, 2007 9:10 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA635 Threads 17 Polls 7,934 Posts
Only heard a couple of those used between those already in a relationship.

I never used any of those lines on "fresh meat":: conversing
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Dec 14, 2007 9:12 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
TheBaldGuy
TheBaldGuyTheBaldGuyMouseTrap, Florida USA15 Threads 1,341 Posts
We could easily come up with at least a hundred cheesy pick up lines.laugh


wave Hi Domi
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Dec 14, 2007 9:13 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA635 Threads 17 Polls 7,934 Posts
My sympathies to you Domi,

if this is an example/ sample of the types of pick-up conversations you have to deal with... My sincerest sympathies
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Dec 14, 2007 9:22 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA672 Threads 29 Polls 4,352 Posts
too hard to choose, i wouldn't respond to any of themreindeer
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Dec 14, 2007 10:58 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Dominatrix
DominatrixDominatrixDomiville, England UK81 Threads 2 Polls 1,488 Posts
hahaha

for every pick up line, theres always a great put down line

so dont feel that sorry !!!yay
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Dec 14, 2007 1:15 PM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA85 Threads 3 Polls 6,177 Posts
Ugh, they're all bad, but I was with the majority on the worst. God save us from dorks who say swell!
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Dec 14, 2007 1:23 PM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus18 Threads 4 Polls 1,166 Posts
'I've got a chest infection' is the worst chat-up line I ever used. I was drunk, it was a dare - and God as my witness it worked.
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Dec 14, 2007 1:26 PM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA85 Threads 3 Polls 6,177 Posts
Now that one would work! grin handshake
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Dec 14, 2007 1:29 PM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
All are bad.Why not just say,"hi if your unattached I'd like to know more bout you",maybe dorky or unhip,but respectful and honest.
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Dec 14, 2007 1:31 PM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
hiya dom...wave hug

snowman
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Dec 18, 2007 12:51 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA78 Threads 2 Polls 3,124 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing How could I miss this?!

The one voted worst I think is the best!

That's gold! "Pardon me, are you in heat?!" rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 18, 2007 12:58 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Ineedlove2
Ineedlove2Ineedlove2Middlesboro, Kentucky USA15 Threads 3 Polls 263 Posts
Hey Im broke can you pay for this?dunno dunno dunno
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Dec 18, 2007 1:00 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
yoursuperman
yoursupermanyoursupermanLynchburg, Virginia USA38 Threads 4 Polls 1,088 Posts
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppydancing
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Dec 18, 2007 1:03 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA201 Threads 21 Polls 13,583 Posts
All are bad .. some i have come across... though not too bad yet ..

Sees you pic .. and says " wow !! I am interested "

" I am interested in your culture so i know we would get along and this is my yahoo id and phone no. " thats sort of less nauseating !!!

" I am sure you don't have the time to talk to me !! "

" I know you care about me i know you really do " in the very initial conversation.

" I am in love with your eyes.. want to sweep you off your feet .. marry me i am looking for a wife " .. again in the first conversation.

The WORST !!!

" Come to IM fast !!!! " mumbling
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Dec 18, 2007 1:03 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
omega1036
omega1036omega1036spearfish, South Dakota USA3 Threads 617 Posts
HOW BOUT

YOU MUST BE TIRED FROM RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD ALL NIGHT
OR THE EVER FAMOUS
COULD I HAVE YOUR # I LOST MINE
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Dec 18, 2007 1:04 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA125 Threads 3 Polls 15,974 Posts
batting batting kiss kiss smitten love
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Dec 18, 2007 1:04 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
yngathrt664
yngathrt664yngathrt664la habra, California USA324 Posts
wow.. they are all bad.. i can't believe any one would fall for those lines....
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Dec 18, 2007 1:08 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Ineedlove2
Ineedlove2Ineedlove2Middlesboro, Kentucky USA15 Threads 3 Polls 263 Posts
Dang you look like my ex girlfriendblushing blushing blushing
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Dec 18, 2007 1:08 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA78 Threads 2 Polls 3,124 Posts
You know ... I'm actually feeling your pain on this one Riya... but "I'm sure you don't have time to talk to me!" grin
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Dec 18, 2007 1:10 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
yoursuperman
yoursupermanyoursupermanLynchburg, Virginia USA38 Threads 4 Polls 1,088 Posts
Are you ok, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven
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Dec 18, 2007 1:10 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA78 Threads 2 Polls 3,124 Posts
yeah this 2 should be up there ... *shudders*
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Dec 18, 2007 1:11 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA201 Threads 21 Polls 13,583 Posts
The minute you open your mail...... theres something waiting for you to see and go omg ...... what is he thinking.. mumbling

hello wave
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Dec 18, 2007 1:15 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA78 Threads 2 Polls 3,124 Posts
Hi smile

I'm so lucky I'm a guy ... but I do remember few not so bright instances... oh well
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Dec 18, 2007 1:22 AM CST Worst Pickup Line Ever?
thegreeneyedbrat
thegreeneyedbratthegreeneyedbratRidgecrest/China Lake, California USA19 Threads 3 Polls 394 Posts
The worst one I heard was the pokemon one...

Christmas of 2001 working at Amazon.com in the shipping/packing department.....

I still severly dislike pokemon to this day....lol
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