Worst Pickup Line Ever? (50)
thegreeneyedbratRidgecrest/China Lake, California USA14 Threads 2 Polls 261 PostsPeek at you.... see ya' nekked....lol
Very first email: "I want to have serious relationship with you for love and marriage, I can't live without you." Ummmm hello!!!! Stalker potential? LOL
i know its crazy !!
It gets old fast, I love it when I get an email that mentions something other than how I look or how they think I should fall madly in love with them because of how much money they make.......I don't think there is a single thing in my profile that says I am shallow or looking for someone to take care of me financially, but maybe I should go read my profile again. LOL With some of the emails I have gotten you would swear that my headline is "Looking for a Suggar Daddy" or "If you think I am attractive write me and we will run off and get married". 
I have a big block list ... wouldn't risk being pissed off all the time !!Very embarassing in fact. Some of them are like .. " you are hot am looking for someone like you " on those lines ...
Read profiles ?? Thats too far ... they cant wait to mail i think ...
But there are women who do that too .. so we have our share of fans
each !!!
But there are women who do that too .. so we have our share of fans
each !!!
I had a guy tell me one time.."Hello I love me can I tell you my name" 
He ended up being one of my best friends..lol
i once got smacked in a bar... (i was very drunk)
i walked up to a pretty girl in the bar and said...
"i have a very special watch, it tells me that you are not wearing underwear.... ups sorry is an hour ahead" and SMACK....
usually not my stile with pick up lines, an never again after that
i walked up to a pretty girl in the bar and said...
"i have a very special watch, it tells me that you are not wearing underwear.... ups sorry is an hour ahead" and SMACK....
usually not my stile with pick up lines, an never again after that
I bet you did get smacked..but have to say I have never heard that one before...
How about coming up to a girl and saying It has been a while for me, and damn you look good
yeah have to say a smack it better than a kick in the testi's...lol
JustMe0807: I had a guy tell me one time.."Hello I love me can I tell you my name"
I think I know this guy!
What ever rasgumby used in the other thread. Yikes! 
Can I kiss your lower lips?
More Threads
See It All The Time
biggest lie
Are the ads on here as phony as some of the profiles?
Trump Elementary
s*xual skills
Kultur-multur
makeover
Ladies
who shaped your life?
The Real Stormy Story
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »