Do you look at the Toilet paper when you wipe? (49)
lorax111: The guy that created toilet paper had his name printed on every sheet. It's an odd way to live in ifinitaly, but i forget his name.
Dennis
Dennis
I think his name was Scott ?
lorax111: Ok ya crapper invented the crapper, so i cant leave it as 'i forget his name'.
Tsai Lun is an eunuch that is credited with creating paper in 105 ad (there is however evidence of there being paper as far back as 50 ad).
In our age, Joseph Gayetty invented toilet paper in 1857. His new toilet paper was composed of flat sheets. Before Gayetty's invention, people tore pages out of mail order catalogs - before catalogs were common, leaves were used. Unfortunately, Gayetty's invention failed. Walter Alcock (of Great Britain) later developed toilet paper on a roll ( instead of in flat sheets). Again, the invention failed.
In 1867, Thomas, Edward and Clarence Scott (brothers from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) were successful at marketing toilet paper that consisted of a small roll of perforated paper . They sold their new toilet paper from a push cart - this was the beginning of the Scott Paper Company.Dennis (this will be on the test)
who invented the scumbagTsai Lun is an eunuch that is credited with creating paper in 105 ad (there is however evidence of there being paper as far back as 50 ad).
In our age, Joseph Gayetty invented toilet paper in 1857. His new toilet paper was composed of flat sheets. Before Gayetty's invention, people tore pages out of mail order catalogs - before catalogs were common, leaves were used. Unfortunately, Gayetty's invention failed. Walter Alcock (of Great Britain) later developed toilet paper on a roll ( instead of in flat sheets). Again, the invention failed.
In 1867, Thomas, Edward and Clarence Scott (brothers from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) were successful at marketing toilet paper that consisted of a small roll of perforated paper . They sold their new toilet paper from a push cart - this was the beginning of the Scott Paper Company.Dennis (this will be on the test)
Indyfella: I think his name was Scott ?
I'm impresed, it was.
In the Roman times they used natural sponges in comunal bathrooms and shared.
Dennis
I gotta make sure everything is clean and shiny when i leave!
mastic55: who invented the scumbag
Its allways been around there are just more of them now.
Dennis
princess49503: I gotta make sure everything is clean and shiny when i leave!
I'll be happy to take a peek.lollorax111: Its allways been around there are just more of them now.
Dennis
I was thinking the romans with lamb skin..Dennis
mastic55: I was thinking the romans with lamb skin..
Chamios? probably better to wipe your but on your ferrari. I doubt that lamb skin was ever used as a norm. It was used as a paper (unstable and tends to try to reshape from flat sheets). More likely if they did not use the sponges then they used leaves , some leaves are quite accomidating.
Dennis (Chamios has an quality of being able to remove the electromagnetic energy, not sure if that would help with wiping however)
I have OC Wiping D sometimes I wipe until I bleed.
diogenes: I have OC Wiping D sometimes I wipe until I bleed.
Ermm thanks for that Dio
Claayer: Ermm thanks for that Dio
Sorry, I just really don't want to walk around smelling like poo.
I am also self conscious about my feet stinking. I've been told that they're not bad....but I always think I can smell my feet, and that other people can too.
It's weird I know
I can see you now with your legs up in the air rubbing your butt on the carpet like a puppy dog. Maybe you need softer carpet.
diogenes: I have OC Wiping D sometimes I wipe until I bleed.
RillyNiceGuy: I can see you now with your legs up in the air rubbing your butt on the carpet like a puppy dog. Maybe you need softer carpet.
diogenes: Sorry, I just really don't want to walk around smelling like poo.
I am also self conscious about my feet stinking. I've been told that they're not bad....but I always think I can smell my feet, and that other people can too.It's weird I know
I am also self conscious about my feet stinking. I've been told that they're not bad....but I always think I can smell my feet, and that other people can too.It's weird I know
Put some baby oil on your tissue before you wipe. It will clean better and you won't bleed and you will have a nice soft nice smelling butt hole. Then you will be a perfect butthole!
>No joke use baby oil on the tissue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RillyNiceGuy: Put some baby oil on your tissue before you wipe. It will clean better and you won't bleed and you will have a nice soft nice smelling butt hole. Then you will be a perfect butthole!
>No joke use baby oil on the tissue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>No joke use baby oil on the tissue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RillyNiceGuy: I can see you now with your legs up in the air rubbing your butt on the carpet like a puppy dog. Maybe you need softer carpet.
RillyNiceGuy:
There is nothing with oiling you butt.....hell the damn thing squeeks from time to time don't it!
There is nothing with oiling you butt.....hell the damn thing squeeks from time to time don't it!
You're one of the funniest guys I know!
Thank you! your a funny dude too!
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