SOYLENT GREEN FOOD BARS (142)
Witchaywoman: Soylent green bars will solve all of the food shortages in the world some day. High in protein, low in calories, they can be made in any flavor consumers want. There will be an inexhaustable supply of them because of an abundance of their ingredients on the planet. Look for them in a grocery store or vending machine near you.
wasn`t Soylent Green a SF movie,in which they use to recycle the old people and eat the crackers ...
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No way. Soylent green is a new food product and this is a very serious poll. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. 
He's always making up things. 
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Witchaywoman: No way. Soylent green is a new food product and this is a very serious poll. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. He's always making up things.
Hey.... Im just looking for a use of my parents.....
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I believe Soylent Green Inc. will have a fair hiring policy.
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In fact, they'll take anyone.
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Witchaywoman: Soylent green bars will solve all of the food shortages in the world some day. High in protein, low in calories, they can be made in any flavor consumers want. There will be an inexhaustable supply of them because of an abundance of their ingredients on the planet. Look for them in a grocery store or vending machine near you.
So they finally done it!IT'S PEOPLE!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
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It's people who make our factory a wonderful place to work! 
We're working day and night to bring you quality snacks in all your favorite flavors. Soylent Green, now in PINK BUBBLE GUM flavor for children! 
We're working day and night to bring you quality snacks in all your favorite flavors. Soylent Green, now in PINK BUBBLE GUM flavor for children! ------ This poll is Archived ------
Here's our spiffy new jingle: Soylent green keeps you thin and lean. It makes your hair grow and it keeps your teeth clean. It comes in all the flavors that you've ever seen. For the spiffiest treat try Soylent Green!
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It might get to Spain one day, and i will try it.If its healthy,good, and if it saves cooking and doing the dishes,even better!
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It comes in Roast beef, Guava, Lingonberry, and fondue flavors.
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Witchaywoman: It comes in Roast beef, Guava, Lingonberry, and fondue flavors.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nice.------ This poll is Archived ------
Thank you. The Soylent Green company strives to serve mankind. 
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Witchaywoman: Thank you. The Soylent Green company strives to serve mankind.
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Witchaywoman: Thank you. The Soylent Green company strives to serve mankind.
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Conrad73: Definitely Serving Mankind!
You shouldrelax. Relax and have a soothing mint green sedative Soylent Green bar. What is your favorite color? Do you like landscapes? How about green with a waterfall and deer? Now, lay back on your gurnee and watch the movie....
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This is my favorite Uncyclopedia page:
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Would you could you in a house?
Would you could you with a mouse?
Would you could you with a fox?
Would you could you in a box?
Would you could you here or there?
Would you could you anywhere?
Would you could you with a mouse?
Would you could you with a fox?
Would you could you in a box?
Would you could you here or there?
Would you could you anywhere?
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I will only eat it if it's BLUE!!!
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I always wanted a blue bar......WHY DOESN'T ANYONE MAKE ME A BLUE BAR???? 
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We make Blueberry, Blue Hawaii, blue raspberry, a blue Surf & Turf flavored bar, and ice blue mint flavored Soylent Green. More blue flavors patent pending.
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Witchaywoman: We make Blueberry, Blue Hawaii, blue raspberry, a blue Surf & Turf flavored bar, and ice blue mint flavored Soylent Green. More blue flavors patent pending.
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And more importantly.......can we get it in Barbie Pink??? I think I would definately eat it if it's barbie pink!
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Baby blue is actually one of the flavors we have patent pending.
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911gypsy: And more importantly.......can we get it in Barbie Pink??? I think I would definately eat it if it's barbie pink!
Baby pink is another flavor pending.
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Witchaywoman: Baby blue is actually one of the flavors we have patent pending.
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Sure we can. We can make them polka dotted or striped or paisley too.
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Ok but what exactly is in it......besides blue and pink food dye. Sounds like lawn mower clippings mixed with nuclear waste to me. Maybe I should smoke it.....
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Our ingredients are top secret. I can't give them out. Company policy. But I can divulge that shepards pie will be one of our most prominent flavors.
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Created: Oct 2010
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