I need a Snape fix! Drool! Pant! Slobber! I can't wait for the release of the new movies!!! I need some new Snapeage now! I miss his velvet hair and voice, manly shoulders, smug, sexy, menacing aristocratic air, gorgeous body, rows and rows of black buttons, his voluminous black cloaks he could use to engulf a very happy girl, his obsidian eyes... Sigh! How I long to be in the potions lab, watching my dark angel arrange hundreds of spotless potion bottles in neat rows with a queeny flick of his magic wand. Watching him lay on a green and black Slytherin bed posing for Playwitch. None of the mothers would complain to Dumbledore. I always imagined he would smell of lavender, tea and chocolate, or Scotch at night. Sexy warlocks blowing out their candles or combing out their hair...Sigh.
leostartingoverSandton, Gauteng South Africa1,685 posts
I'm sorry Witchay - we obviously don't have the same taste in men!!! I find him totally unattractive in every way! Although I will admit he is a brilliant actor..... He's all yours darlin!!!!
leostartingover: I'm sorry Witchay - we obviously don't have the same taste in men!!! I find him totally unattractive in every way! Although I will admit he is a brilliant actor..... He's all yours darlin!!!!
Yeah just googled him. Not exactly Tom Cruise is he
lilmamma71: Witchay...you my dear have missed your calling..you'd be an excellent bodice-busting romance novelist!
Thanks. i used to take writing classes - wrote rings around the other kiddies - kept seeing clones of my ideas. Either I have an intellectual property thief or my ideas aren't that original. Whatever the case, no more writing from me.
Witchaywoman: Thanks. i used to take writing classes - wrote rings around the other kiddies - kept seeing clones of my ideas. Either I have an intellectual property thief or my ideas aren't that original. Whatever the case, no more writing from me.
LittleKing: she would win any bench press competition! The bar would only have to move a half an inch Wait.. she wouldn't/couldn't have to lower the bar at all!
But she wouldn't make a very good spotter. (You have to be able to look down.)
I don't work out. All my fat is natural. Moo. Workout freaks have flat chests unless they are genetic freaks (like me and my sister) or silicone. I have a "body by Franzia."
Have you ever noticed that a lot of film makers always make him do something embarassing? Like wear tights and dance or make out with actresses or make out with other dudes or just something wicked embarassing? The Harry Potter movies are rife with gay innuendo. Like the occlumency lessons. I will attemp tp penatrate ... your mind. You will attempt to resist me.
I wish that the government could make adult sized clones like in that movie "The Island" I would take a clone of him. Sigh. I would dress my clone like Snape and teach it to brew potions to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.
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