How do you like your Snape? ( Archived) (38)

Nov 3, 2010 10:23 AM CSTHow do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois, USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts

How do you like your Snape?(Vote Below)

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Laying on a bed of black satin and velvet nude?
7
35%
Manacled to a dungeon wall shirtless?
1
5%
With crepes? A little blueberry compote? DROOL.
3
15%
When he's touching a legal aged Harry Potter?
0
0%
When he's turning on the Slytherin charm?
2
10%
When he's acting threatening?
1
5%
When he's acting sad, missing Lily Evans?
1
5%
Standing in a Hogwarts window looking lonely?
1
5%
Flying backwards on a bed in the shrieking shack?
0
0%
Eating dinner with his sexy lips caressing fork?
4
20%
Total Votes
20
I need a Snape fix! Drool! Pant! Slobber! I can't wait for the release of the new movies!!! I need some new Snapeage now! I miss his velvet hair and voice, manly shoulders, smug, sexy, menacing aristocratic air, gorgeous body, rows and rows of black buttons, his voluminous black cloaks he could use to engulf a very happy girl, his obsidian eyes... Sigh! How I long to be in the potions lab, watching my dark angel arrange hundreds of spotless potion bottles in neat rows with a queeny flick of his magic wand. Watching him lay on a green and black Slytherin bed posing for Playwitch. None of the mothers would complain to Dumbledore. I always imagined he would smell of lavender, tea and chocolate, or Scotch at night. Sexy warlocks blowing out their candles or combing out their hair...Sigh.
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Nov 3, 2010 11:08 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
Isn't a snape a bird confused
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Nov 3, 2010 11:10 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
darren9030: Isn't a snape a bird



doh sorry should have googled first. Was thinking of a snipe being a bird blushing never heard of snape dunno
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Nov 3, 2010 11:12 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
lilmamma71: Witchay...you my dear have missed your calling..you'd be an excellent bodice-busting romance novelist!


Her bodice is busting? I never noticed that devil
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Nov 3, 2010 11:13 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
leostartingover
leostartingoverleostartingoverSandton, Gauteng South Africa33 Threads 1 Polls 1,685 Posts
I'm sorry Witchay - we obviously don't have the same taste in men!!! I find him totally unattractive in every way! Although I will admit he is a brilliant actor..... He's all yours darlin!!!! wine
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Nov 3, 2010 11:15 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
leostartingover: I'm sorry Witchay - we obviously don't have the same taste in men!!! I find him totally unattractive in every way! Although I will admit he is a brilliant actor..... He's all yours darlin!!!!


Yeah just googled him. Not exactly Tom Cruise is he laugh
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Nov 3, 2010 11:28 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Sooooo many women think he's luscious. I love the living daylights out of him. Disrobus Severus! Rapeus Snapeus! Hee hee hee hee hee!!

Proof he's HOT!
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Nov 3, 2010 11:31 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
lilmamma71: Witchay...you my dear have missed your calling..you'd be an excellent bodice-busting romance novelist!


Thanks. i used to take writing classes - wrote rings around the other kiddies - kept seeing clones of my ideas. Either I have an intellectual property thief or my ideas aren't that original. Whatever the case, no more writing from me. mumbling
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Nov 3, 2010 11:35 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Steve5721: Her bodice is busting? I never noticed that


I put a lot of stress on my poor bodice. All that panting over Snape. Your photo reminds me of Depardieu. i kind of like him too. wink
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Nov 3, 2010 11:36 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
Witchaywoman: Thanks. i used to take writing classes - wrote rings around the other kiddies - kept seeing clones of my ideas. Either I have an intellectual property thief or my ideas aren't that original. Whatever the case, no more writing from me.


Why don't you get a job at Hogwarts?? dunno

tongue
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Nov 3, 2010 11:38 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Boban1: for some reason I`m more for ....http://cdawgownd.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/from-dusk-till-dawn.jpg

From dusk till dawn ....


Oh YEAH! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! That movie was so hilarious. You will be my dog!...devil rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 3, 2010 11:38 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
Boban1: for some reason I`m more for ....http://cdawgownd.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/from-dusk-till-dawn.jpg

From dusk till dawn ....


That's how Prof McGonagall paid her way through college... grin
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Nov 3, 2010 11:43 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Witchaywoman: Oh YEAH! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! That movie was so hilarious. You will be my dog!...


woof-woof....dancing dog


invinciblemuse: That's how Prof McGonagall paid her way through college...


How I wish , I were a professor on that collage ....devil
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Nov 3, 2010 2:01 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
invinciblemuse: Why don't you get a job at Hogwarts??


I will! tongue I'm going to be Snape's pet succubus. shimmy
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Nov 3, 2010 2:03 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany38 Threads 2 Polls 6,026 Posts
Witchaywoman: I will! I'm going to be Snape's pet succubus.


Does Dumbledore know about this?? rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 3, 2010 2:05 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Dude44
Dude44Dude44Geneva, Switzerland33 Threads 6 Polls 397 Posts
Uhm....you've got large knockers...


wow
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Nov 3, 2010 2:21 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Dude44: hahahahaha!!!!!....I'm going to print that out, and stick it on my mirror...
Cool. You can't tell me that all the girls in Switzerland are flat. hug
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Nov 3, 2010 2:24 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
LittleKing
LittleKingLittleKingTopeka, Kansas USA2 Threads 95 Posts
Dude44: Uhm....you've got large knockers...
rolling on the floor laughing

she would win any bench press competition! beer The bar would only have to move a half an inchlaugh Wait.. she wouldn't/couldn't have to lower the bar at all!banana
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Nov 3, 2010 2:50 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
LittleKing: she would win any bench press competition! The bar would only have to move a half an inch Wait.. she wouldn't/couldn't have to lower the bar at all!


But she wouldn't make a very good spotter. (You have to be able to look down.)
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Nov 3, 2010 2:55 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
LittleKing
LittleKingLittleKingTopeka, Kansas USA2 Threads 95 Posts
Witchaywoman: But she wouldn't make a very good spotter. (You have to be able to look down.)
laugh grin Oh! so you do bench press. We're giving you comliments but you can't be "FLAT"TERED cheering lips
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Nov 3, 2010 3:14 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
I don't work out. All my fat is natural. Moo. Workout freaks have flat chests unless they are genetic freaks (like me and my sister) or silicone. I have a "body by Franzia." wine
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Nov 3, 2010 3:21 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Serpenta_Manon
Serpenta_ManonSerpenta_ManonHerentals, Antwerpen Belgium19 Threads 1 Polls 2,656 Posts
Witchaywoman: Sooooo many women think he's luscious. I love the living daylights out of him. Disrobus Severus! Rapeus Snapeus! Hee hee hee hee hee!!

Proof he's HOT!


I agree Witcha! He's awesome!

cheers
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Nov 3, 2010 3:23 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Yeah!
If he dragged me in the dungeon and read my mind, he'd be lucky to escape with his virtue.
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Nov 3, 2010 3:32 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
LouiseDreaming
LouiseDreamingLouiseDreamingCosta Blanca and, Warwickshire, England UK2 Threads 493 Posts
I kinda like Mr Rickman too....loved that uncyclopedia link you gave ha ha...blushing
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Nov 3, 2010 11:02 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
LouiseDreaming: I kinda like Mr Rickman too....loved that uncyclopedia link you gave ha ha...
They can trash him all they want. It's still funny because he's so HOT! WOO!
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Nov 3, 2010 11:15 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Have you ever noticed that a lot of film makers always make him do something embarassing? Like wear tights and dance or make out with actresses or make out with other dudes or just something wicked embarassing? The Harry Potter movies are rife with gay innuendo. Like the occlumency lessons. I will attemp tp penatrate ... your mind. You will attempt to resist me. laugh
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Nov 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
I wish that the government could make adult sized clones like in that movie "The Island" I would take a clone of him. Sigh. I would dress my clone like Snape and teach it to brew potions to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.
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Nov 5, 2010 7:54 AM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Yeah! Sigh. Private magic lessons. He would attempt to penatrate my mind. I would attempt to resist...not much, though.
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Nov 5, 2010 1:37 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
HomeAllAlone
HomeAllAloneHomeAllAloneLancaster, CA, California USA29 Posts
leostartingover,

First let me get out front with I personally don’t have taste in or for any man - just not built that way.

Second, I’m with you in that “I find him totally unattractive”…

Third, As an excellent actor, Rickman, can certainly play one you can easily hate in villainous roles.

Sorry, Withcaywoman, please hold no malice toward me... handshake
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Nov 9, 2010 3:25 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
I meant the ladies of course. Silly man. Snapes are for chicks. easter egg More snape for us females. tongue
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Nov 9, 2010 3:28 PM CST How do you like your Snape?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
The movie comes out Nov. 29, 2010. Wouldn't it be disastrous if this movie only had a little Snape instead of a lot? crying
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