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Date a Hermaphrodite

Yes
238
71%
No
36
11%
Sick
14
4%
Don't tell my friends
20
6%
The odds Are 15000000000.00 Million
16
5%
Other
10
3%
Total Votes
334
Weird or the best of both worlds?...

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Who is the most famous person in the world today and why?

Barak Obama
60
18%
Nadezda Lyakhova
66
20%
Madonna
14
4%
Prince Charles
10
3%
Robert
79
24%
Osama bin Laden
24
7%
Hannah Montana
22
7%
Genevieve Nnaji
10
3%
Other
45
14%
Total Votes
330
Who and why? Let's celebrate the world's most influential people...

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ARE YOU A LOON?

yes
90
51%
no
37
21%
not sure, please explain
48
27%
Total Votes
175
i am the Ranger Of County Kerry and i admit, i am a loon anyone else? i picked yes....

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The most handsome men are in

Canada
17
11%
India
7
5%
UK
14
9%
USA
29
19%
Brazil (lol)
4
3%
Greece
6
4%
Australia
13
8%
Pakistan
3
2%
Spain
12
8%
other (tell us, please!)
49
32%
Total Votes
154
our turn, ladies! thanks ali110 for the idea to this poll....

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#2. Which stunt would you do for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a WILD sleeping bear.
42
32%
Kiss 20 Homeless guys on the lips.
19
14%
Cross dress in public for a year.
13
10%
Catch and eat 20 live centipedes.
5
4%
Run across the field during a football game.
52
39%
Eat raw tripe for a month.
2
2%
Total Votes
133
A $100.000 doesn't go as far as it used to....

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If you found a wallet what would you do?

Immediately look for ID to return it
102
80%
Take and keep the money and leave the wallet
14
11%
Take the whole darn thing and walk away
9
7%
Just leave it sitting there
3
2%
Total Votes
128
this was an argument between me and my buddy the other day...

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HUMOR .... what is your favorite kind ?

Crazy
37
30%
Dry
23
18%
Irony
12
10%
Blue
3
2%
Juvenile
4
3%
Satire
16
13%
Wisecrack
30
24%
Total Votes
125
Just curious, I'm a bit of a 2,5,7 mix. not easy to pick just one category but have a try. Cheers...

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Are women smarter than men?

Yes
43
36%
No
23
19%
About the same
30
25%
I'm a woman and I'm not telling
10
8%
I'm a man and I don't know
5
4%
Get used to it fella
3
2%
Other
7
6%
Total Votes
121
Are women really smarter than men? Or are men just more stupid than women?...

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Who do you think should rule the world?

Women: the natural choice
19
17%
Monkeys ( at least they are funny)
6
5%
An Evil Genius
56
50%
Me
32
28%
Total Votes
113
Ok, so I am really really really bored...

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poll dancers or stirripers?

polle dancer
59
53%
stripper
52
47%
Total Votes
111

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Where do you look best nakid?

Anywhere..if youve got it flaunt it!
21
19%
A nudist colony
2
2%
Only in a Dr. office
1
1%
Only in the shower
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains open
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains closed
28
26%
Only in the dark
35
32%
Total Votes
109
Where would you feel comfy without your cloths? or or...

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What are you wearing now?

Jeans
41
38%
Dress
2
2%
Shorts
13
12%
Skirt
2
2%
Slacks
6
6%
B-Day suit..lol
9
8%
None of your buisness
35
32%
Swim wear
1
1%
Total Votes
109

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What is the nicest eye colour

Blue
35
32%
Brown
26
24%
Green
32
29%
Hazel
12
11%
Grey
4
4%
Total Votes
109
What colour eyes do it for you...

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love or money?

love
47
43%
money
19
17%
both
32
29%
they all look better at closin time/bar lol.
3
3%
just dont care.
8
7%
Total Votes
109
closin time again lol.oldie but goodie/mickey gilly....

Choose one of these abilities:

Eating without getting fat
41
38%
Eidetic memory
14
13%
Never getting tired
25
23%
Being liked by everyone
29
27%
Total Votes
109
Honest Answer...

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If Pepsi and Coca-Cola were the only soft drinks left on earth, which would you choose?

Pepsi
34
32%
Coke
38
36%
Neither
16
15%
Choose both & mix them together
4
4%
Move to another planet
15
14%
Total Votes
107
Just for fun...

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Another year has come and gone. Are you?

Glad to know that 2008 is in the past.
15
14%
Looking forward to what 2009 may bring.
40
38%
Saying 08 wasn't so bad and 09 can only be better.
2
2%
Gearing up to realy sink your teeth into 2009.
6
6%
Praying for mercy.
7
7%
Hunkering down and bracing yourself for 2009
7
7%
Wondering if 09 will be the year you get it done.
4
4%
Planning of kicking butt and not taking names.
0
0%
Saying that you may have to get used to the facts.
1
1%
Just happy to be alive.
24
23%
Total Votes
106
So I have decided to come back from a short time out and really just want to take another chance at this whole thing, I believed I got a pretty raw deal last time but I wont let that detour me from trying again. So, I am just checking my expectations...Read more

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Conflicts resolution strategies on CS !!!!

a. Abuse back cos you wont take s***
7
7%
b. Put up a sensible argument or point.
19
18%
c. Gang up and scare them away !!
1
1%
d. Silent treatment ..
8
8%
e. Run to report !!!
3
3%
f. Different srategies depending on the offence !
18
17%
g. If one doesnt work try the other ..
4
4%
h. Make them pay for it thread to thread !!!
1
1%
i. well.. who cares .. forget it and move on !!
32
30%
j. BEST : sit back and enjoy it !!
12
11%
Total Votes
105
Well.. you have been a mean little thing or plain victimised ... you have someone getting at you somewhere sometime ... all the time Maybe they hijack your thread .. make you pay for something somewhere else .. Maybe its sissy fighting...Read more

What makes people get bored of CS and want to have a break?

my partner is better
7
7%
people don't really notice how interesting i am
24
23%
my potentenial partner was just taken
4
4%
i'm tired of playing the goody...it's not working
5
5%
people are not interesting enough
20
19%
i found the right site for me
2
2%
my enemy is back/my enemy is still here!
3
3%
i'm always tired when i get home
6
6%
too much pressure, can't handle all the fans
9
9%
othe- please tell
24
23%
Total Votes
104
for those who had a break, feel like having one, tell us...

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Should I Go To Bed...OR Drink This Other Six Pack????

Stay Up and Drink it in Good Health!!!!!!!!!
52
50%
Go to Bed You're Getting Annoying!!!!!
30
29%
Ask Gilly!!!!!!!!
21
20%
Total Votes
103
Well?????????????? What would you do????...

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Do you read While on the Throne ????

Yes
30
29%
No
50
49%
What the hell dude
9
9%
I have a library in the bathroom
13
13%
Total Votes
102
So I have a small library...

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How much is it important that your partner & family like your food?

Each of us cook for him/herself
14
14%
We never eat home, cause we busy
0
0%
I hate cooking
15
15%
The art of cooking is afrodisiac
23
23%
I feel depressed when they don't eat it
9
9%
I cook what they ask me to
20
20%
other(specify)
20
20%
Total Votes
101
I choose nº6 I love cooking, i think it's a way of showing love and it's much intimate because everybody gets involved in a way even if by saying: "there is something burning there, it smells !" or "mmm...it smells good!"...this is a nice contribut...Read more

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Which is the most boring "sport" in the world:

curling
16
16%
chess
16
16%
darts
4
4%
golf
11
11%
cricket
21
21%
snooker
0
0%
soccer
7
7%
Formula 1
4
4%
all of the above
13
13%
other, please specify...
9
9%
Total Votes
101
Well, which "sport" sends you to sleep without even trying......

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WHO AM I......?

JOKER
18
18%
LIAR
3
3%
BOASTER
2
2%
RASCAL
6
6%
IDIOT
13
13%
TRUE LOVER
28
28%
A KING
3
3%
AWARA
1
1%
CHEATER
3
3%
OTHER
23
23%
Total Votes
100
GIVE UR VOTE EXPRESSING UR SWEET IDIAS.........

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Does everyone around u seem to be married except for u?

Yes
43
44%
Most people I know
23
23%
No
25
26%
A couple friends
7
7%
Total Votes
98
yeah...

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