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The most handsome men are in

Canada
17
11%
India
7
5%
UK
14
9%
USA
29
19%
Brazil (lol)
4
3%
Greece
6
4%
Australia
13
8%
Pakistan
3
2%
Spain
12
8%
other (tell us, please!)
49
32%
Total Votes
154
our turn, ladies! thanks ali110 for the idea to this poll....

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What was the last crazy thing you did?? Did you:

surprise the neighbours with a Molotov cocktail?
4
10%
fill in an application for the police force?
0
0%
snog a hooker?
1
2%
shoot your mother-in-law?
0
0%
ask your hairdresser for a grade 0 (=bald)?
3
7%
use the escalator without holding on to the rail?
1
2%
pull the emergency brake on a train?
1
2%
take out insurance for your privates?
3
7%
date someone on CS?
19
45%
other, please specify...
10
24%
Total Votes
42
Living la vida loca?? Then share with the group please......

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ARE YOU A LOON?

yes
90
51%
no
37
21%
not sure, please explain
48
27%
Total Votes
175
i am the Ranger Of County Kerry and i admit, i am a loon anyone else? i picked yes....

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If I washed it, would you touch it?

Yes
25
37%
No
43
63%
Total Votes
68

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The Most beautiful Girls are on the

CS
4
7%
FB
0
0%
In porn Movies
8
14%
In Obama's Arms ,haha
3
5%
In thier homes
6
10%
Ali,they are everywhere
24
41%
In the Paradise
1
2%
No Idea
8
14%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
58

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Ladies how good are you in the kitchen

No very good I'm only 5ft
4
5%
I've got a stool and know how to use it
6
7%
I've got one good recipe
5
6%
I don't know what you mean
3
4%
I'm adequate but need more lessons
5
6%
I've never had a man that was any good in the kitc
0
0%
My cupboards are full
2
2%
I have all the ingredients a good man could need
28
34%
I'm good but I don't like cleaning up the mess
16
20%
I have a full recipe book
13
16%
Total Votes
82
So ladies how good are you at cooking up some good lovin in the kitchen when your man needs feeding?? .........

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Is any group of people responsible for the loss of fun contributors & thumbsdown in the cs forums?

yes, blame it on the young Married members
0
0%
yes, blame it on the Divorcees members
0
0%
yes, blame it on the meatheads members
0
0%
yes, blame it on the older Married members
0
0%
yes, must be the not single members
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Is it a single group of people responsible for the loss of fun contributors & thumbs down in the cs forums?...

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Your last meal today

lunch
0
0%
breakfast
0
0%
dinner
0
0%
doesn't matter
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Mine? Breakfast out at Bob Evans....

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Humour Contest for the New Year !!!

Its a good Idea
44
57%
Not a good idea
2
3%
Maybe something else ( pls make a post )
5
6%
Enough of contests already so pls not another one
22
29%
none ( pls make a post )
4
5%
Total Votes
77
With some inspiration and discussion with Ms. Zell. I propose a Humour contest idea for the New Year. Pls feel free to give your opinions . Depending on the poll a conclusion will be drawn. I reckon it wolud be hilarious and fun !!...

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What do you think makes you happy?

Picnicking with friends
19
32%
Reading a Love Book
6
10%
Smelling cinnamon
7
12%
Spying someone you like
10
17%
Blowing soap bubbles
3
5%
Thinking of Cs´s someone
6
10%
Watering the plants
4
7%
Repairing the car
5
8%
Total Votes
60
Or maybe something more?...

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DO WE NEED MORE OBAMA THREADS

NO
35
41%
NO
2
2%
NO
2
2%
NO
1
1%
NOPE
3
4%
MAYBE NOT
1
1%
DEFINITELY NOT
20
24%
NO WAY JOSE
5
6%
WHAT??????????
4
5%
JEEEEEEEPERS!!!!!!!!!
12
14%
Total Votes
85
Please Vote Honestly! Vote your Conscience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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are you cold right now?

yes
19
31%
no
34
55%
kinda
9
15%
Total Votes
62
ARE YOU COLD RIGHT NOW? because I am....

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Reincarnation: What do you want to come back as after you die?

an animal
18
36%
a plant
4
8%
still human
28
56%
Total Votes
50
I want to come back as an animal. A bird if possible, so i can poop on the people who pissed me off in this lifetime. What do y'all want to be?...

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The Quickest way to mans heart?

through his tummy?
28
32%
Buy him something he wants?
1
1%
through his pants?
36
41%
stalk him for months?
1
1%
kidnap him and make him want you?
5
6%
pretend your interested in the same things?
8
9%
get him drunk?
8
9%
Total Votes
87

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Favorite Sports car?

Lamborgini
17
33%
Batmobile
3
6%
Dodge Challeger
5
10%
Ford Mustang
12
23%
Chevy Camero
9
17%
Scion TC
0
0%
Nissian Z
2
4%
A cardboard box with wheels taped to it
3
6%
Your moms car
0
0%
VW Beatle
1
2%
Total Votes
52
Real question with some humor involved. Enjoy!...

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How much do I love me??

Normal
20
26%
Too much
9
12%
I Photoshop my holiday photos
3
4%
I try not to let people get me down
10
13%
I´m resilient
6
8%
I don´t get discouraged easily.
3
4%
I love my small gestures
3
4%
I get lost in the depth of my our mysterious eyes
6
8%
This is stupid
12
16%
I want to stay forever with myself
5
6%
Total Votes
77
Whatever?...

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What is the right religion finally, so I can convert?

Tomtoism
1
2%
Christianism
29
53%
Canarism
0
0%
Buddaism
7
13%
Wowowism
3
5%
Islamist
10
18%
Ghostism
0
0%
Jewishism
2
4%
Zeusism
3
5%
Holyballism
0
0%
Total Votes
55
I'm sooooooo confused man I really need your help, thanks for that! It's just to know what kind of animal shall be sacrificed on my Thanksgiving table...

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Are women smarter than men?

Yes
43
36%
No
23
19%
About the same
30
25%
I'm a woman and I'm not telling
10
8%
I'm a man and I don't know
5
4%
Get used to it fella
3
2%
Other
7
6%
Total Votes
121
Are women really smarter than men? Or are men just more stupid than women?...

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Which is the most boring "sport" in the world:

curling
16
16%
chess
16
16%
darts
4
4%
golf
11
11%
cricket
21
21%
snooker
0
0%
soccer
7
7%
Formula 1
4
4%
all of the above
13
13%
other, please specify...
9
9%
Total Votes
101
Well, which "sport" sends you to sleep without even trying......

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Do you have a crazy wish? If so, What it is?

No,I don't have
14
18%
Yes,To meet my fav. actor/actress.
11
14%
Yes, To have a hot neighbor.
18
23%
Yes, To be a president.
4
5%
Yes, To be a personal butler of a famous person
4
5%
Huh? no comment
11
14%
This is boring! (giggles)
17
22%
Total Votes
79
Just for fun guys. Mine is to have a hawt neighbor like Channing Tatum....

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What makes people get bored of CS and want to have a break?

my partner is better
7
7%
people don't really notice how interesting i am
24
23%
my potentenial partner was just taken
4
4%
i'm tired of playing the goody...it's not working
5
5%
people are not interesting enough
20
19%
i found the right site for me
2
2%
my enemy is back/my enemy is still here!
3
3%
i'm always tired when i get home
6
6%
too much pressure, can't handle all the fans
9
9%
othe- please tell
24
23%
Total Votes
104
for those who had a break, feel like having one, tell us...

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Should I Go To Bed...OR Drink This Other Six Pack????

Stay Up and Drink it in Good Health!!!!!!!!!
52
50%
Go to Bed You're Getting Annoying!!!!!
30
29%
Ask Gilly!!!!!!!!
21
20%
Total Votes
103
Well?????????????? What would you do????...

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Should Trolls be given Protection

Yes they should be protected from the masses
11
32%
Yes but baiting should be allowed under licensce
4
12%
No protection should be offered
11
32%
Admin need to cull all Trolls
8
24%
Total Votes
34
I realise that in a humane society all creatures should be allowed freedom in our world. But should Trolls be allowed the same freedom? I personnally feel that Trolls do have a valid purpose, an example of this would be for Troll Baiting as a recogn...Read more

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Do you have a nickname for your organ?

Yes
5
31%
No
11
69%
Total Votes
16
Just to add a little fun...I used to call my organ...my friend and named my exes organ her friend I would say...My friend would like to ask you...how is your friend and is she ready for my friend I used to use the word "cuddle" in...Read more

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BEST HUMORIST FINALS : PLS READ THE CONTEST THREAD TO VOTE !!

Bubbles69
11
17%
Indyfella
7
11%
Eupho
27
41%
Rillyniceguy
21
32%
Total Votes
66
This is the Final Poll for the Humour Contest Winner !! I request people to read the contest thread and vote wisely. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before we finish I would like to...

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