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Your last meal today

lunch
0
0%
breakfast
0
0%
dinner
0
0%
doesn't matter
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Mine? Breakfast out at Bob Evans....

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Have you ever been arrested for Drinking While Intoxicated. The brothers are funny in this podcast.

I agree, the Twins are funny and I have not been arrested for DWI
0%
0 Votes
I disagree that the Twins are Funny and I have been arrested for DWI
0%
0 Votes
0 Total Votes
Cop Slams his Police Chief Onto Hood Of Car After He Shows Up 'Drunk' To DUI Crash I love these brothers. they be...

What do we do when we see a red flag?

We stop
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0%
We speed up
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
0
The correct answer might be found here;

Are you experiencing Eternal Life?

yes
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0%
no
0
0%
part of me
0
0%
Total Votes
0

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Two Green Balls

Yes
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0%
No
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Who am I ?...

Is anyone here easily offended?

Nope
0
0%
Yep
0
0%
Could be
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Dig it....

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does swinging on a rope bridge sound like good fun to you?

yes, good
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0%
no, not good
0
0%
Total Votes
0

Is any group of people responsible for the loss of fun contributors & thumbsdown in the cs forums?

yes, blame it on the young Married members
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0%
yes, blame it on the Divorcees members
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0%
yes, blame it on the meatheads members
0
0%
yes, blame it on the older Married members
0
0%
yes, must be the not single members
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Is it a single group of people responsible for the loss of fun contributors & thumbs down in the cs forums?...

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Which biological sex lacks humility, emotional control and proper manners in a public setting?

males
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0%
females
0
0%
both
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0%
neither
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0%
Total Votes
0
Please share what have you've experienced or just observed regarding the poll subject....

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Does this video content prove that men rule?

Heck yeah
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0%
Nope
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Dig it! That's some High Voltage this dude is rocking and rolling around.

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Should there be a section on here for those who identify as a cat

Yes
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0%
No
0
0%
Only if you drink milk out of a saucer
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0%
Total Votes
0
Noticed a similar pole.....this one is just to avoid discrimination...

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Sombody is kicking in your door...pick a weapon?

Shotgun + barrell of gasoline to roll at them
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0%
Silver arrowed Crossbow + garlic necklace
0
0%
Flaming sword
0
0%
Grape whistle
0
0%
Total Votes
0
???????...

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Lets write a story together?

No....
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0%
Okay
0
0%
Total Votes
0
One sentence for each comment and lets see where the story goes?...

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What color are your teeth?

Yellowish
3
12%
Greenish
1
4%
Antique White
14
54%
Tobacco-Brown
0
0%
Silver
1
4%
Gold
0
0%
Rainbowish
0
0%
What teeth
4
15%
Beige
3
12%
Total Votes
26
Depending on what I eat, mine can be all the above....

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What do you identify as today?

Bird
9%
4 Votes
Plane
2%
1 Votes
Superman
11%
5 Votes
Spiderwoman
2%
1 Votes
Martian
9%
4 Votes
Dinosaur
0%
0 Votes
Broke
20%
9 Votes
Venusian
4%
2 Votes
Algebraic Identity ( a + b ) 2 = a 2 + 2 a b + b 2.
7%
3 Votes
Other
36%
16 Votes
45 Total Votes
Hey, look up in the sky its a bemyneigbor...

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What’s your sense of humour like?

Weird, but witty – you’d probably laugh at what seems strange or humourless to others at first
26%
12 Votes
Sarcastic – you’d laugh when someone gets insulted
11%
5 Votes
Cynical – you’d probably smirk with suspicion at someone or something that sounds funny
0%
0 Votes
Slap stick – you’d laugh when someone trips and falls on the sidewalk
6%
3 Votes
Dark/morbid – you’d laugh if someone has a heart attack whilst having sex
2%
1 Votes
Dry & wicked – you’d laugh on the inside after telling a scathing joke
11%
5 Votes
All of the above
30%
14 Votes
Feel free to add any other(s)
15%
7 Votes
47 Total Votes
One’s sense of humour may not appeal to everyone else, as evidenced by interactions on here that can get very ‘sticky’ when jokes are not delivered or received well by others. But we all like to laugh, and we look forward to having a good laugh at s...Read more

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I dream of waking up next to.....?

a hearty breakfast
2
6%
a handsome, sexy man/woman
15
42%
a bottle of wine and a basket of fresh fruit
1
3%
my cuddly pets
4
11%
lots and lots of money
7
19%
my passport and first class tickets to Paris
0
0%
my dream car/bike/boat/jet
0
0%
my fun kids
0
0%
the beach on a bright sunny day
5
14%
something else?
2
6%
Total Votes
36
Have fun and keep dreaming....

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what do women...least want men to look at?

their butts
3
11%
their breasts
9
32%
their legs
1
4%
their feet
0
0%
their hands
1
4%
their faces
0
0%
their waistline
11
39%
their necks
3
11%
their eyes
0
0%
Total Votes
28
something to think about...vote on and discuss perhaps...

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Gimme a break; I'm....

hungry
3
15%
sleepy
2
10%
horny
6
30%
grumpy
1
5%
lazy
2
10%
crazy
1
5%
happy
2
10%
needy
0
0%
greedy
0
0%
sloppy
3
15%
Total Votes
20
Have a little fun folks! Gimme a break; it's Monday...

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Do women give better hugs than men?

no
7
26%
yes
11
41%
undecided
4
15%
who cares
4
15%
women have more practice
1
4%
men have more practice
0
0%
Total Votes
27
feel free to vote and have your say...

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relationships...what would a woman..say most to a man?

I miss you
12
36%
I hate you
2
6%
Why are you late
3
9%
you can sleep on the sofa
1
3%
i have a headache/I'm not in the mood
5
15%
do i look fat in this
4
12%
Shut up
1
3%
one last chance
1
3%
you forgot my birthday
0
0%
other
4
12%
Total Votes
33
just a bit of humour...

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Do you find the people on cs with potty-mouths attractive?

Yes, because it tells me how spiritual they probably are.
3%
1 Votes
No, they are hiding something
6%
2 Votes
Hell yes ! because it tells me how intelligent they must really be.
3%
1 Votes
No, Makes me puke. They probably never use soap.
13%
4 Votes
Yes, it takes all kinds
6%
2 Votes
No, but it says who they really are in the real world.
52%
16 Votes
Other
16%
5 Votes
31 Total Votes
Trash-talk can disappear from the forums and then one person can come around from ancient cs history and get rank again (probably using a new nickname yet recognized) and you know which other cs members are going to be attracted to potty-talk and res...Read more

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Where is the safest place to live?

Europe
3
10%
Russia
1
3%
China
1
3%
North Korea
0
0%
Uranus
0
0%
New York City
0
0%
Florida
2
7%
Greenland
7
24%
Afghanistan
0
0%
Other
15
52%
Total Votes
29
Besides galrads home, where is the safest place to live?...

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can you read a woman's mind?

Yes
4
16%
No
9
36%
Yes women's minds are easy to read
3
12%
No women's minds are too complicated
2
8%
why would i want too
1
4%
it might offend a woman if i tried
0
0%
men wish they could
3
12%
women wish men could
0
0%
only women can read minds
3
12%
only men can read minds
0
0%
Total Votes
25
just a bit of light humour for this evening...

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What do you like to have with your McDonald’s French Fries?

A Plain baloney sandwich
1
6%
A Baloney sandwich with tomato salt n pepper
1
6%
A bowl of Wendy’s chili
1
6%
A box of Kentucky Fried Chicken
5
28%
A bowl of corn flakes
0
0%
A banana
0
0%
A bowl of Greek bean soup
0
0%
A dish of macaroni and cheese
0
0%
A banana split
1
6%
A Other
9
50%
Total Votes
18
I think McDonald’s crispy French fries go with anything edible, especially baloney sandwiches washed down with a cold beer....

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