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What color are your teeth?

Yellowish
3
12%
Greenish
1
4%
Antique White
14
54%
Tobacco-Brown
0
0%
Silver
1
4%
Gold
0
0%
Rainbowish
0
0%
What teeth
4
15%
Beige
3
12%
Total Votes
26
Depending on what I eat, mine can be all the above....

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What do you identify as today?

Bird
9%
4 Votes
Plane
2%
1 Votes
Superman
11%
5 Votes
Spiderwoman
2%
1 Votes
Martian
9%
4 Votes
Dinosaur
0%
0 Votes
Broke
20%
9 Votes
Venusian
4%
2 Votes
Algebraic Identity ( a + b ) 2 = a 2 + 2 a b + b 2.
7%
3 Votes
Other
36%
16 Votes
45 Total Votes
Hey, look up in the sky its a bemyneigbor...

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What has been the biggest threat in 2020 ?

Murder Hornets
1
2%
Covid-19
26
51%
Sniper Monkeys
0
0%
Toilet Paper Shortage
3
6%
Carole Baskin
0
0%
Banned from Posting in the CS forums and blogs
3
6%
Other
18
35%
Total Votes
51
I vote number 6...

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What’s your sense of humour like?

Weird, but witty – you’d probably laugh at what seems strange or humourless to others at first
26%
12 Votes
Sarcastic – you’d laugh when someone gets insulted
11%
5 Votes
Cynical – you’d probably smirk with suspicion at someone or something that sounds funny
0%
0 Votes
Slap stick – you’d laugh when someone trips and falls on the sidewalk
6%
3 Votes
Dark/morbid – you’d laugh if someone has a heart attack whilst having sex
2%
1 Votes
Dry & wicked – you’d laugh on the inside after telling a scathing joke
11%
5 Votes
All of the above
30%
14 Votes
Feel free to add any other(s)
15%
7 Votes
47 Total Votes
One’s sense of humour may not appeal to everyone else, as evidenced by interactions on here that can get very ‘sticky’ when jokes are not delivered or received well by others. But we all like to laugh, and we look forward to having a good laugh at s...Read more

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Do women give better hugs than men?

no
7
26%
yes
11
41%
undecided
4
15%
who cares
4
15%
women have more practice
1
4%
men have more practice
0
0%
Total Votes
27
feel free to vote and have your say...

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what do women...least want men to look at?

their butts
3
11%
their breasts
9
32%
their legs
1
4%
their feet
0
0%
their hands
1
4%
their faces
0
0%
their waistline
11
39%
their necks
3
11%
their eyes
0
0%
Total Votes
28
something to think about...vote on and discuss perhaps...

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I dream of waking up next to.....?

a hearty breakfast
2
6%
a handsome, sexy man/woman
15
42%
a bottle of wine and a basket of fresh fruit
1
3%
my cuddly pets
4
11%
lots and lots of money
7
19%
my passport and first class tickets to Paris
0
0%
my dream car/bike/boat/jet
0
0%
my fun kids
0
0%
the beach on a bright sunny day
5
14%
something else?
2
6%
Total Votes
36
Have fun and keep dreaming....

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Are women happier in the summer?

Yes
21
72%
No
8
28%
Total Votes
29
It's summer...the weather is great...some women are trying on swimwear and sunbathing topless...while others are getting sunburn....some are smiling...some are chatty...some are joyous...while others are complaining about the sun....their makeup runn...Read more

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Where is the safest place to live?

Europe
3
10%
Russia
1
3%
China
1
3%
North Korea
0
0%
Uranus
0
0%
New York City
0
0%
Florida
2
7%
Greenland
7
24%
Afghanistan
0
0%
Other
15
52%
Total Votes
29
Besides galrads home, where is the safest place to live?...

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Do you find the people on cs with potty-mouths attractive?

Yes, because it tells me how spiritual they probably are.
3%
1 Votes
No, they are hiding something
6%
2 Votes
Hell yes ! because it tells me how intelligent they must really be.
3%
1 Votes
No, Makes me puke. They probably never use soap.
13%
4 Votes
Yes, it takes all kinds
6%
2 Votes
No, but it says who they really are in the real world.
52%
16 Votes
Other
16%
5 Votes
31 Total Votes
Trash-talk can disappear from the forums and then one person can come around from ancient cs history and get rank again (probably using a new nickname yet recognized) and you know which other cs members are going to be attracted to potty-talk and res...Read more

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relationships...what would a woman..say most to a man?

I miss you
12
36%
I hate you
2
6%
Why are you late
3
9%
you can sleep on the sofa
1
3%
i have a headache/I'm not in the mood
5
15%
do i look fat in this
4
12%
Shut up
1
3%
one last chance
1
3%
you forgot my birthday
0
0%
other
4
12%
Total Votes
33
just a bit of humour...

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Gimme a break; I'm....

hungry
3
15%
sleepy
2
10%
horny
6
30%
grumpy
1
5%
lazy
2
10%
crazy
1
5%
happy
2
10%
needy
0
0%
greedy
0
0%
sloppy
3
15%
Total Votes
20
Have a little fun folks! Gimme a break; it's Monday...

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What do women prefer wearing?

Trainers
5
17%
Shoes
3
10%
Boots
9
30%
High heels
2
7%
Slippers
1
3%
Prefer bare foot
5
17%
Ice skates
0
0%
Ski's
0
0%
Roller skates
2
7%
Other
3
10%
Total Votes
30
Women you can Vote now and feel free to share your views...

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Do you share...your bed with pets?

Yes
18
39%
No
12
26%
Never
8
17%
Have done before...but not anymore
8
17%
Total Votes
46

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TP wars, how much do you use?

none, I use bedit.
3
21%
about 10-20 sheets, (per time in washroom)
7
50%
about 50-100 sheets, (per time in washroom)
0
0%
about half a roll, (per time in washroom)
2
14%
a whole roll, (per time in washroom)
0
0%
more than 1 roll, (per time in washroom)
2
14%
Total Votes
14
My reason for wondering is because, I use a little, while I heard someone roll the sheets off then roll again, 4 times. (bathrooms are back to back) They use a roll in about 3 to 4 days. I also see about 10-15 more sheets in waste basket each day. I...Read more

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Which decade was comedy at it's best?

1930s
0
0%
1940s
2
12%
1950s
1
6%
1960s
4
24%
1970s
3
18%
1980s
3
18%
1990s
2
12%
2000s
0
0%
2010s
2
12%
2020s
0
0%
Total Votes
17
In my opinion...These days political correctness has ruined comedy and not much modern comedy would be funny to me...but back in the 60s...70s...80s and 1990s...I think comedy was at it's best and a gigantic task it would be...for me to list all the...

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Which One of this is Your Most Favourite Comedy Show ?

The Big Bang Theory
3
12%
Seinfeld
5
19%
How I Met Your Mother
1
4%
Happily Divorced
0
0%
FRIENDS
1
4%
Two And A Half Men
4
15%
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
1
4%
Sex And The City
0
0%
Mr. BEAN
4
15%
Other (Please mention in the comment)
7
27%
Total Votes
26
Hello to you all !!!...

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Can women go with drama in their lives?

No
4
22%
Yes
14
78%
Total Votes
18
We all know a good number of women...love drama and seek drama...in their personal lives or by watching soaps or by social media..but if everything...really was perfect for women and they never wanted for anything...would they look for something...an...Read more

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Do women or men... like lazing in the sun mostly?

Women do it more
8
89%
Men do it more
1
11%
Total Votes
9
Bonus questions...does women's make-up run a lot...on a hot sunny day Do women enjoy the multi tasking of showing off their bodies to men and working on a tan How long...is too long in the sun...

What is more attractive to women?

Men with short hair
21
51%
Men with very natural long hair
7
17%
men with no hair
3
7%
men with wigs
0
0%
men with hair implants
0
0%
men with mohawks
1
2%
men with pony tails
1
2%
men with dredlocks
2
5%
men with hair extensions
0
0%
men with hair...but also with baldness
6
15%
Total Votes
41

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would you breakup with a man...if he had bad manners?

yes
69%
9 Votes
no
8%
1 Votes
Yes if a man talked with his mouthful...he should...just swallow
0%
0 Votes
no i like to see a man talking...with a mouthful
0%
0 Votes
yes i would not like...a man farting
0%
0 Votes
no a man...can fart all he wants
8%
1 Votes
yes a man...belching is disgusting
0%
0 Votes
no i like to see...a man belching
8%
1 Votes
yes a man... should wash downstairs regularly
8%
1 Votes
no i don't mind...a man's downstairs...smelling of sweat
0%
0 Votes
13 Total Votes
being a heterosexual man...i would like to know...what women on cs...would accept...

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I want women to know?

wearing a padded bra is cheating
0
0%
too much makeup is for clowns
5
25%
fake nails are tacky
1
5%
waxed legs feel much...better than hairy ones
0
0%
the ladies garden...looks much better when mowed
5
25%
hair extensions might fall out
0
0%
heels make their butt look bigger
0
0%
mini skirts are a good idea
2
10%
too much cleavage can be distracting for a man
1
5%
i wish some of you a lovely day
6
30%
Total Votes
20
vote now...

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Let's say you died suddenly and wasn't sure where you 'landed'. What signs would you look for...?

lots of fire/devils
10%
2 Votes
lots of clouds/angels
24%
5 Votes
mean-looking giants guarding gates
0%
0 Votes
happy-looking people in white robes singing "hosanna"
0%
0 Votes
someone giving directions to people standing in long lines
5%
1 Votes
whether you were wearing a white robe and wings, with a halo above your head
0%
0 Votes
whether you were wearing a red skin-tight suit with a tail, and holding a red pitch fork
0%
0 Votes
angry-looking people arguing with an Archangel
0%
0 Votes
All of the above
5%
1 Votes
None of the above
57%
12 Votes
21 Total Votes
Ever thought about it? If not, why not give it a go. Have fun yo'all!!!!...

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Have you ever said the word...NO...to a woman?

No
1
4%
Yes
22
85%
no i would be crazy to do that
0
0%
yes all the time
1
4%
no a woman is always right
1
4%
yes women can be wrong
0
0%
no...cause women don't like the word...no
0
0%
yes...cause women want honesty
1
4%
to scared to vote
0
0%
Total Votes
26
just a bit of light humour...

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Do...many...many...many...beautiful women post on Cs?

Yes
8
33%
No
5
21%
too many to count
1
4%
some but not many
5
21%
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
2
8%
i can't keep my eyes off those women
0
0%
without makeup maybe not many
1
4%
some could be models
0
0%
who cares what they look like
1
4%
i wish we had many more beauties
1
4%
Total Votes
24
the choice is yours...remember women enjoy compliments...but also honesty...

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