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What kind of Dreams do you watch Often ?

Romantic
11
37%
About Business
0
0%
Sexy
8
27%
Political
0
0%
Scientific
1
3%
Horror
2
7%
ordinary
0
0%
General
6
20%
Sports
0
0%
Other
2
7%
Total Votes
30
please .....

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What Football Team is OR should be considered "America's Football Team"?

New England Partriots
7
16%
Dallas Cowboys
6
14%
Green Bay Packers
3
7%
Pittsburg Steelers
7
16%
Denver Broncos
4
9%
Miami Dolphins
5
12%
New York Giants
4
9%
Houston Rockets
1
2%
Cleveland Bonors
0
0%
Other?
6
14%
Total Votes
43
I know it's not played on the Court! Black and Gold Rulzs!!!...

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How Fast Does Time Seem To Go By For You

like a jet
13
41%
like a flying bird
2
6%
like a flying bird droping something on your head
2
6%
like a floating flower petal
0
0%
like a train
3
9%
like pace you are forced to walk at shoping mall
1
3%
like you are getting way too old
8
25%
too drunk to know
3
9%
Total Votes
32
everyone says time flies,have you noticed?...

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Adam, Where Are You? Simple Question need simple Answer

I'm naked
3
17%
I'm here
4
22%
What does location got to do with nakedness
5
28%
All of the above
6
33%
Total Votes
18
don't blame men for swerving simple questions...

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Cha cha Chia Pets, happy to give , receive, or regift

Regifter definitely
10
45%
Its a keeper
3
14%
Thats all they're going to get from me
1
5%
Whats a Chia Pet
8
36%
Total Votes
22
A company thats been around since 1977 and has managed to be successful, a for some reason popular Christmas gift, and out lived the Twinkie.

its Actual Speed is

10 Kms/Hour
0
0%
20kms
0
0%
30kms
1
10%
40kms
1
10%
50kms
0
0%
200 kms ,haha
0
0%
150 Kms
2
20%
Dunno
3
30%
I dont have any donkey
3
30%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
10

Should Ali110

yes he should
3
13%
no he shouldnt
3
13%
If he likes
3
13%
NOOOO,he has a Big one already
2
9%
I havnt see his ever
3
13%
he should ask somebody in person
2
9%
ALi show me Yours first
2
9%
Other
5
22%
Total Votes
23
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Should Ali110 Buy a Big new car ?...

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Favorite cheesy pick-up line. (character limit is cutting my choices short)

Did it hurt? (when you fell from heaven)
3
11%
I want to rearrange the alphabet &put U&I together
2
7%
You look like my next girlfriend.
3
11%
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
6
21%
Your pants 'r like a mirror (can see myself in 'em
4
14%
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
2
7%
My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
2
7%
r u a ticket? You have fine written all over you.
3
11%
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2
7%
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you're hot.
1
4%
Total Votes
28
"The following errors occurred: [Describe your poll] is required" I don't think it requires a description, but thank you....

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Surprises!

I love them!
25
36%
I hate surprises!
1
1%
Only when they're good, otherwise, I'm not a fan.
24
34%
Indifferent - I'm usually not surprised at all.
6
9%
I like surprising someone.
12
17%
When I'm surprised, I usually get upset.
1
1%
Others...
1
1%
Total Votes
70
How do you feel about surprises?...

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Which gross food item would you eat if you were stranded in a lifeboat at sea?

Canned spinach.
9
25%
tripe.
0
0%
Pork chitterlings.
0
0%
Canned spam.
8
22%
Calf's brains.
4
11%
Canned octopus.
1
3%
Tofu.
7
19%
Barley soup.
7
19%
Total Votes
36

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Who is the last person that you would want to mess with?

James Bond.
18
38%
Indiana Jones.
5
10%
John McClane.
4
8%
Jack Sparrow.
7
15%
Harry Callahan.
14
29%
Total Votes
48
Make my day....

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obama's Ear Looks like a Toast ...

True
8
22%
false
9
24%
no idea
10
27%
I have to Have a Toast in my hand
0
0%
SShhhh....Michelle obama is Listening us
7
19%
No ,It Looks like a Space Shuttle ..
1
3%
Other
2
5%
Total Votes
37
Just Fun ......

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Ladies ,How much do u like it ?

Very Much
14
50%
It is Ok
2
7%
Not necessary
1
4%
I cant Live wthout it
3
11%
I want a hugggeeee One
2
7%
Red one for me
0
0%
depends on mood
2
7%
Dont know
1
4%
Other
3
11%
Total Votes
28
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how much do u like the Fruit Juice ?.....

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Which dish could you eat for a week and not grow tired of?

Roast turkey.
8
16%
King crab legs.
4
8%
Roast beef.
5
10%
Pizza.
13
27%
Fish.
1
2%
Vegatable soup.
4
8%
Roast lamb.
7
14%
Cheese cake.
7
14%
Total Votes
49
Bon Apetite. (Did I spell that right?)...

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How lazy you are??

I am hyper active person!!Lets go 4 a bungee jump!
5
9%
I am generally active and energetic!!Lets party!!
9
17%
I am lazy sometimes!!Better watch a movie at home!
20
38%
I am Too lazy to answer dis!Can u do it ur self!
7
13%
I am the laziest creature in the world!!Yawnnn!!
2
4%
It all Depends on my last night's sleep!!GN
10
19%
Total Votes
53

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Which secret do you think is being hidden from the world?

U.S. government hides the extstance of aliens.
33
45%
Car that runs without gasoline is developed.
28
38%
Cure for the common cold discovered.
13
18%
Total Votes
74
Your secret is safe with me....

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What's the best way to measure a person's intelligence?

which school they attended.
0
0%
What type of degree they hold.
3
9%
What type of job they hold.
3
9%
What achievements they have.
14
44%
If they talk too much or not.
12
38%
Total Votes
32

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Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked?

Charley Sheen.
11
32%
Lindsay Lohan.
5
15%
Mel Gibson.
3
9%
Axel Rose.
3
9%
Paris hilton
12
35%
Total Votes
34

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Part 2. Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked you?

Russell Crowe.
10
29%
Gary Busey.
4
11%
Cortney Love.
10
29%
Nick Nolte.
3
9%
Leonardo DiCaprio.
8
23%
Total Votes
35
None of the above....

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Which person's house would you go trick or treating to?

The delusional old lady with the green teeth.
4
14%
The spaced out stoner.
10
36%
The 30 something vegan nudist.
14
50%
Total Votes
28
Trick or treat...

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What would you do if you were quitting your job?

Cuss out your boss.
5
15%
Cuss out that certain co-worker.
4
12%
Take some valium and leave graciously.
24
73%
Total Votes
33

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Men using umbrellas manly

yes
35
56%
no
8
13%
gay
9
15%
not made of sugar they wont melt
10
16%
Total Votes
62
women using umbrellas ok they spend alot on hair dos and the use of make up moved from country to city men using umbrellas i think is gay ur not made of sugar u wont melt...

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#2. Which supernatural event do you think could really happen?

Plants attack Humans.
2
3%
Asteroid crashes into earth.
19
32%
Worldwide viral outbreak.
17
29%
Machines rebel against humans.
3
5%
Talking dog discovered.
5
8%
1st successful human brain transplant.
3
5%
Satan gets reality TV show.
10
17%
Total Votes
59
I hope I'm not around if any of this happens....

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Which aliens do you think we could beat if they really invaded Earth?

Daleks.
2
11%
Romulans.
4
22%
The Zerg.
4
22%
The Kree.
1
6%
Cybermen.
3
17%
The Brelac.
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Watch the skies....

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What would be a really bad idea?

Loaning money to a relative.
8
15%
Dating a co-worker.
2
4%
Dating your boss.
11
20%
Buying your kid a scorpion as a pet.
12
22%
Trying to wrestle a pit bull.
11
20%
Electing Joe Biden as President.
10
19%
Total Votes
54

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