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guys ,do you like the Girls with

Money
4
11%
Wthout Money
0
0%
Beggers ,haha
0
0%
No Matter
11
29%
beautiful
14
37%
a politician
0
0%
other
3
8%
all of the above
6
16%
Total Votes
38

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Who is the last person on the planet that you would loan money to?

A relative.
15
34%
A co-worker.
15
34%
A friend who is unemployed.
14
32%
Total Votes
44
Who do you trust with your cash? It's not a question of who do you trust with it. It's who do you trust to pay you back....

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Which other supernatural disasters would you want to live through?

Carniverous plants attack humans.
0
0%
Rampaging insect swarms.
3
13%
Vampire invasion.
10
43%
Werewolf invasion.
3
13%
Hell on Earth. Demon invasion.
7
30%
Total Votes
23
I hate bugs....

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Which supernatural disaster would you want to live through?

Giant monster attack
4
13%
Alien invasion
14
45%
Zombie attack
8
26%
Machines rebel against Humans
5
16%
Total Votes
31
If the world is going to end then you might as well put a little imagination into it....

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Which stunt would you try for $100.000?

Put lipstick on a sleeping bear.
5
16%
Go grocery shopping while naked.
4
12%
Wear the same clothes 24/7 for a year.
3
9%
Sleep in a trash dumpster for a week.
7
22%
Eat live spiders.
2
6%
Pick a fight in a biker bar.
11
34%
Total Votes
32
How much taxes are on $100.000?...

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While chased by zombies you run into a store and have seconds to grab three food items. What do you

16 ounce Pepsi, Doritos, Hershey bar.
5
10%
Can of spinach, bottled water, canned tuna.
10
21%
6 pack of Beer, T-bone steak, Twinkies.
12
25%
2 litre diet Pepsi, trail mix, tofu.
1
2%
Bottle of wine, lobster tails, key lime pie.
5
10%
Orange juice, fired chicken wings, cheese cake.
15
31%
Total Votes
48
A tough choice. Then again, how much can you carry when you're being chased by a pack of zombies?...

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COULD IMPROVE THE INFLATABLE DOLLS?

YES
20
65%
NO
11
35%
Total Votes
31
.......

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If you bought a haunted house and could pick which type of ghost to have which one would it be?

Phantom woman carrying her screaming severed head
6
17%
Whailing spector child
1
3%
Demonic clown
5
14%
Floating skull with red eyes
6
17%
Black hooded wraith
3
8%
Ghostly hound
15
42%
Total Votes
36
Do you believe in ghosts?...

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If i will say "I Love you to you" would you say it back?

yes- no doubt
34
60%
no-your not my type
4
7%
are you insane?
5
9%
next question please
9
16%
other
5
9%
Total Votes
57

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Is dating a co-worker a good idea or bad?

Good idea
13
20%
Bad idea
53
80%
Total Votes
66
Already been there. Already done it....

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What are you going to do this weekend

relax with the television
17
31%
date
4
7%
youtube.com weekend
5
9%
something else
28
52%
Total Votes
54
What are you going to do this weekend......

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LOL...

Is Funny compliment to structure
9
19%
Is way over used
17
36%
Should be banned
6
13%
Used to lessen seriousness
10
21%
Is Okay for others, but I don't use it anymore
1
2%
Other?
4
9%
Total Votes
47
LOL!!!...

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Ladies ,How big Yours is

Ali , i have a Big one
5
28%
I am shy
2
11%
My Man says i have a Nice one
1
6%
I have a simple one
1
6%
I dont know
4
22%
Not me but my man has a Big one ,haha
1
6%
Average
1
6%
Others
3
17%
Total Votes
18
Ladies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How Big your personality is ?...

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If you were a season.....

Autumn
21
24%
Winter
12
14%
Spring
26
30%
Summer
29
33%
Total Votes
88
Lets say you could be a season - what season would you be and why?...

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what in your opinion is the most jolly language on earth?

english
15
28%
norse languages like swedish
1
2%
indian languages
6
11%
jamacan english
6
11%
afrikaans
3
6%
mexican
3
6%
finnish
0
0%
dutch
2
4%
island languages
1
2%
there are so many... please name a few.
17
31%
Total Votes
54
in my own language there are so many funny sayings words and and meaningless sentance fillers. please give some examples of your own native tounge or any other language you might find interesting or jolly....

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Which came first?

The chicken
22
48%
The egg
24
52%
Total Votes
46

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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!!

Uhhhh, somewhere that's not here...?
4
15%
Stranded on a desert island
0
0%
In my pants. Heh, heh.
3
11%
"Swimmin' with the fishes"
2
7%
The moon
0
0%
The Dark Side....
2
7%
Stuck in traffic
3
11%
In New York, under a new identity
3
11%
UNDER MY BED.
4
15%
Somewhere else
6
22%
Total Votes
27
Yeaaaaaaaah... I don't know either. Testin out this whole poll thing. Yup. Have fun, be crazy with it....

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World's Straw Poll...

- Prez. O`Bummer
2
12%
- Monkey
8
47%
Other?
7
41%
Total Votes
17
My Vote Counts......

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Guys ,You like the Girls with

Big ones
20
29%
Small Ones
11
16%
Average
11
16%
Flat
1
1%
Smooth
2
3%
Stylish
3
4%
I dont care
7
10%
I prefere heart
11
16%
Other
4
6%
Total Votes
70
. . . . . . . . Guys ,what Kind of sandles you want ur Gal to wear ?...

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If it were possible and knowing what you know now, which period of your life would you go back to an

Pre birth......
2
3%
Childhood.....
17
22%
Teens....
26
34%
Early 20s........
26
34%
Other
6
8%
Total Votes
77
Many of us have said "I wish I was 'such and such' an age again", I would go back to when I'd just left school, my Mum was still alive and I would have stuck to one job rather than having at least 67 throughout my working life and who knows where I'd...Read more

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If you were to come back into this world as an animal, which animal will you prefer to be and why?

Dog
16
21%
Cat
21
27%
Bird
18
23%
snake
2
3%
parrot
4
5%
others(name it)
16
21%
Total Votes
77
Man and animals...

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Ladies ,Can you show me Yours ?

Yes sure
9
19%
no I cant
10
21%
I am Shy
1
2%
Aliiiiiii..behave ur self
13
28%
If my Guy allows me
0
0%
i can show you my Both
2
4%
I only show to my BF
10
21%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
47
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Ladies ,can u show me ur New pics ?...

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TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION....WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?

YES
9
21%
NO
3
7%
MAYBE
4
10%
CONFUSED
5
12%
IS IT REALLY
1
2%
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
2
5%
I'M IN DENIAL
2
5%
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
6
14%
CAN I GO NOW?
8
19%
COULD BE A WASP!
2
5%
Total Votes
42
I thought of this while contemplating dinner but I have nothing to eat so.....................

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Ruthless face

Looks dead
8
28%
Sexy
1
3%
Manley
1
3%
Rude
5
17%
Could be a hidden smile
4
14%
This dude is serious
8
28%
Just a old poop
2
7%
Total Votes
29
Hey i am trying hard here...

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ladies ,where do you want to takeoff yours in the

Bedroom
11
33%
the Car
1
3%
On the beach
2
6%
I can takeoff anywhere
7
21%
No,i want to have all the times
1
3%
Anywhere My guy wants me
6
18%
only in the cool weather
2
6%
other
3
9%
Total Votes
33
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . Where do u takeoff your Sun glasses ?...

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