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Ladies ,do you like the Big

yes very Big
4
6%
Some extra Big
2
3%
Huuugggeeeee
3
5%
Extremly Huge ,haha
2
3%
Meduim size
16
26%
Average
18
29%
Small one for me
2
3%
Size doesnt matter
4
6%
Tiny
5
8%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
62
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size House...

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what is lldddlddwlddlllldldldl

A. a market town in south Wales
2
12%
B. a chorus from a Rolf Harris song
9
53%
C. the results of Rangers last 22 games in Europe
6
35%
Total Votes
17
just wondering !!...

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How much do I love me??

Normal
20
26%
Too much
9
12%
I Photoshop my holiday photos
3
4%
I try not to let people get me down
10
13%
I´m resilient
6
8%
I don´t get discouraged easily.
3
4%
I love my small gestures
3
4%
I get lost in the depth of my our mysterious eyes
6
8%
This is stupid
12
16%
I want to stay forever with myself
5
6%
Total Votes
77
Whatever?...

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What do you think makes you happy?

Picnicking with friends
19
32%
Reading a Love Book
6
10%
Smelling cinnamon
7
12%
Spying someone you like
10
17%
Blowing soap bubbles
3
5%
Thinking of Cs´s someone
6
10%
Watering the plants
4
7%
Repairing the car
5
8%
Total Votes
60
Or maybe something more?...

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The Most beautiful Girls are on the

CS
4
7%
FB
0
0%
In porn Movies
8
14%
In Obama's Arms ,haha
3
5%
In thier homes
6
10%
Ali,they are everywhere
24
41%
In the Paradise
1
2%
No Idea
8
14%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
58

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Ladies ,do you like the men with

glasses
7
12%
Wthout Glasses
3
5%
bald head shining like a mirror ,hahaha
12
21%
old guy with a Big bank balance
5
9%
handsom but Poor
8
14%
A gay
1
2%
Ali i will email you
2
4%
Other
19
33%
Total Votes
57

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Where are all the Robin Hood's hahaha

little john killed them
4
15%
they are here now
2
7%
bulls**t
6
22%
there coming soon
2
7%
they are on the plane
2
7%
i know a few
3
11%
pedro what did you have for breakfast? hehe
8
30%
Total Votes
27
ok some person said there are robin hood's coming...

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Is there any pregnant Girl on the CS ?

Yes
14
23%
No
7
12%
May be
4
7%
i dont know
21
35%
Ali ,i was but gave the birth yesterday
4
7%
I dont have Ultarasound machine
4
7%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
60

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GEICO VOICE

British voice
18
42%
Australian voice
19
44%
Other
6
14%
Total Votes
43
In your opinion, what nationality is the little Geico....

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Boys , You like the women

In Veil
1
3%
With Bikini
4
10%
With Bra
2
5%
Wthout Bra or Bikini
3
8%
Just Underwear
8
21%
Totaly Naked
11
28%
A decent full Suit
3
8%
A flying Girl like a Rocket ,haha
1
3%
Others
6
15%
Total Votes
39

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Which comedian would you say tickles you pink with laughter ....

Lee Evans
2
4%
Eddie Murphy
7
14%
Bill Cosby
5
10%
Katt Williams
3
6%
Dawn French
2
4%
Chris Rock
3
6%
Billy Connolly
9
18%
Robin Williams
13
26%
Jennifer Saunders
2
4%
Russell Brand
4
8%
Total Votes
50
I couldn't list them all , but here are a few .. Why do these comedians make u Laugh out Loud (LOL) ?? Have you ever seen them live ? What makes a good comedian to you !! :roll...

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Guys ,Women with makeup looks

very Beautiful
3
10%
Pretty
6
19%
Fine
4
13%
Average
2
6%
Dracula ,haha
1
3%
witches
0
0%
Rainbow
2
6%
They look better wthout makeup
12
39%
other
1
3%
Total Votes
31

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Would you date a politician from your country?

I don`t need a date that bad
31
58%
I think politicians are lower than car salesmen
5
9%
Politicians are the cause of all the problems
2
4%
I am eager to date one
4
8%
I would rather date a lawyer
1
2%
Yes,I`m a social climber
4
8%
I think it is my civic duty
0
0%
Only if they will vote yes on my pet bill
0
0%
Only if they are with the same party as me
2
4%
As long as they don`t use Twitter
4
8%
Total Votes
53
I picked the Jokes and Humor section because I believe that laughing is the only recourse we have with these idiots across the globe.So lets have a little fun at the expense of these money wasting cockroaches....

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How many times do u take the bath in a day

1
29
42%
2
22
32%
3
1
1%
4
2
3%
Over 5
2
3%
i hate water
0
0%
I didnt since birth ,haha
4
6%
Other
9
13%
Total Votes
69

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"IM" what a joke... Still down!!!

Leave IM is down message
7
20%
Just stop playing and remove it!
8
23%
Better still fix it!!!
20
57%
Total Votes
35
Second Poll on the same thing.......

IM is down... Lol such a joke now... Who else thinks it's a joke?

Just a joke and it will never be fixed?
42
71%
Will be fixed?
17
29%
Total Votes
59
No joke... I think most will agree.......

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Should Trolls be given Protection

Yes they should be protected from the masses
11
32%
Yes but baiting should be allowed under licensce
4
12%
No protection should be offered
11
32%
Admin need to cull all Trolls
8
24%
Total Votes
34
I realise that in a humane society all creatures should be allowed freedom in our world. But should Trolls be allowed the same freedom? I personnally feel that Trolls do have a valid purpose, an example of this would be for Troll Baiting as a recogn...Read more

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Do Polls reflect all the possible choices available on a subject

Yes. But find them confusing
4
36%
Yes. But never vote in Polls
1
9%
Yes. But can't see the point
2
18%
Yes. But I ignore them anyway
0
0%
Yes. But there is always an irony
3
27%
Yes they are always spot on
1
9%
Total Votes
11
I have noticed that many Polls on here seem to miss possible relevant choices that should have been available in them. So I have created this Poll to try to address the balance....

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Where is the capital of Japan?

Shanghai
6
8%
Beijing
3
4%
Soul
3
4%
Osaka
3
4%
Taipei
0
0%
Tokyo
64
81%
Total Votes
79
Let's see what happens....

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Women do feel comfortable and happy to have

Very BB
3
13%
BB
0
0%
meduim Size
11
48%
Small
1
4%
Saggy
0
0%
banana Shaped
1
4%
Long Pointy
1
4%
Flat Chest
0
0%
Ali,can i show u please ? heheh
1
4%
Other
5
22%
Total Votes
23
Have fun...

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guys ,do u like the

White girl
17
50%
Red girls
1
3%
Black girls
3
9%
Black metalic ,hehe
0
0%
White pearl metalic
0
0%
Brown girls
4
12%
pinkish brown
1
3%
Golden mixed white
3
9%
Other
5
15%
Total Votes
34

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Do you answer your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet

yes if I recognize who is calling
26
37%
yes if I think it will be a telesales call
4
6%
yes if I am expecting an important phone call
12
17%
Yes if there is no echo in the cubicle
4
6%
No never
21
30%
Eeeeeeew yuck
4
6%
Total Votes
71
For the correct thing to do at the correct time, don't follow the rules!!!...

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USA was inlove wth Osama

yes
13
36%
no
14
39%
I dont know
2
6%
Why ?
2
6%
No,osama was inlove wth usa
4
11%
Other
1
3%
Total Votes
36

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Boys,Do you like the

White girls
20
33%
Black /ebony girls
3
5%
Asian girls (Indian Type)
1
2%
Asian Girl(Chines Type)
4
7%
Latin Girls
8
13%
I dont care all have same Features
18
30%
hispanic Girls
1
2%
Sorry Ali ,i am attracted to gays ,hehe
2
3%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
61

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What Build your Self Esteem...

Sleeping with multi numbered people
5
8%
Dating a better looking
10
16%
Winning a Hand of cards
1
2%
Making more money then most
9
14%
Mother said that your The Best
4
6%
Shooting a Big Game Animal
1
2%
Driving 100 miles an hour
2
3%
Employee of the Month
3
5%
Watching Porn
0
0%
Other
28
44%
Total Votes
63

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