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Date a Hermaphrodite

Yes
238
71%
No
36
11%
Sick
14
4%
Don't tell my friends
20
6%
The odds Are 15000000000.00 Million
16
5%
Other
10
3%
Total Votes
334
Weird or the best of both worlds?...

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IT'S ALMOST WEEKEND BABY!!!!

Thank God
15
36%
I have a date
4
10%
Yay, beach and bikini's
3
7%
How boring to be at home
10
24%
Other:
10
24%
Total Votes
42

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THIS CUTE GREEK GUY ON CS KEEPS CALLING ME SWEATY SWAN RATHER THAN SWEETY SWAN, DO I?

Tell him it's SWEETY swan!!!!
22
37%
Carry on laughing about it
12
20%
Be sweaty swan for him
14
23%
I'll have some explaining to do for posting this
12
20%
Total Votes
60
You got to love the passionate Greeks. He can't speak English properly and actually told me he is posting his heart to the moon for me and I should do same!!!! Very cute!!!!...

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What's the lowest Rating you ever given a photo

One or two
22
50%
Three
3
7%
Four
3
7%
Five
4
9%
Six
2
5%
Feel too guilty to give below a seven
4
9%
....
1
2%
.....
0
0%
.........
0
0%
Everyone an alien 10
5
11%
Total Votes
44
Tens for everyone......

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Most say Size doesn't matter, those that do are... ?

Freak's of Nature
4
11%
(NON OFFENSIVE) Hoes
2
6%
Prescription ordered XL speculum
3
8%
Wishful thinking
16
44%
Other BS?
11
31%
Total Votes
36
Size does matter more than many will admit to......

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What is your favorite part of your body and why?

face
10
23%
hands
4
9%
legs
6
14%
noty bits
5
12%
bum
10
23%
ears
2
5%
arms
5
12%
feet
1
2%
Total Votes
43
And why are they your favourite ??...

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How Do you like the name: Sarah?

Great
35
42%
Nice
25
30%
I don't like this name
16
19%
Other( plz tell)
8
10%
Total Votes
84
please write you Idea about this name (Sarah)...

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I'm Bored. What should i do?

Send emails to women on this site
16
25%
Go to the games section
3
5%
Stop asking people on this site what i should do
12
19%
Go outside and chase butterflies
5
8%
Rub one out
7
11%
Make another poll about nothing
5
8%
Eat something
1
2%
Sleep
2
3%
Release the Hounds
1
2%
F**k It!
12
19%
Total Votes
64
I am in your hands......

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ladies Do you take the shower

every day
27
55%
Twice a Day
9
18%
3 times a Day
2
4%
Once in a week
2
4%
Once in a Month
2
4%
Once in a Year
2
4%
I didnt take since i born
3
6%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
49
Plz .....

have you ever sent in a funny home movie to a tv channel?

yes
2
7%
no
25
89%
i know somebody that did
1
4%
Total Votes
28
there's cash to be made if your film is broadcast,so what are you waiting for?!...

Which would you choose?

Shapeshifter
15
28%
Invincibility
13
24%
Time travel
26
48%
Total Votes
54
Ok, just watched one of the early 'Supernatural' episodes online and this sprung into my mind. If you had a choice which would you be. Its just for fun so no arguing....

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DO YOU WORK?

Yes I Do
32
49%
I Don't
17
26%
Enjoy Laziness
4
6%
boring Question
12
18%
Total Votes
65
I love work.. but Unfortunately,If i do work it gets finished.. How can i finish something that i love? sO I don't work.. Enjoy laziness with "Attitude" _____________________________ Just jok I'm studying and doing job.....

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Did you know

yes
29
63%
no
17
37%
Total Votes
46
Did you know that the elephant is the only animal that cant jump?...

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If you found a wallet what would you do?

Immediately look for ID to return it
102
80%
Take and keep the money and leave the wallet
14
11%
Take the whole darn thing and walk away
9
7%
Just leave it sitting there
3
2%
Total Votes
128
this was an argument between me and my buddy the other day...

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Who is in your Photo... ???

You
71
76%
Myself and Two Uglies, Pick N Choose?
5
5%
You, Half decade ago
0
0%
You, Fifty pounds/kgs ago
2
2%
Famous actor or model from Russia
2
2%
Vampire
2
2%
Caveman:No Photo- Don't Own Camara
3
3%
Other?
8
9%
Total Votes
93
You never know what you might get......

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What item do you misplace most often when in a hurry?

Car Keys
18
25%
Billfold/Purse
1
1%
Glasses/Contacts
6
8%
Clothing
1
1%
Shoes
2
3%
Work Material
2
3%
Shopping List
2
3%
Cell Phone
22
31%
Other
10
14%
I am perfect! I never misplace anything.
8
11%
Total Votes
72
Caught up in the rush of day to day living we all misplace something now and then. I was curoius what item other CS patrons misplace most frequently and the humorous stories that accompany those event. :id...Read more

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Bush Claims Victory in Iraq , with Obama's

Perfect Arabic Dialect
5
15%
Sympothizing With Ground Zero Mosque Union
5
15%
Duping Nobel Peace Prize Intellect Committee
4
12%
No Bama-Really GOP Underground Won
7
21%
Other!
12
36%
Total Votes
33
We won......

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I rate your PHOTO/FOTO at a Seven, You think...

Average
9
20%
Not Bad- 6 numbers above a 1
9
20%
Why not a 10
9
20%
Why not at least an 8
10
23%
Maybe your not really rating photos
3
7%
Just looking Low cut- BIG chested blondes.: )
1
2%
Other BS?
3
7%
Total Votes
44
I was Alarmed when someone thanked me for their rating that I gaven them. I didn't know you could check that? Really I don't rate anyone, I just like to peruse the women's photo's to find the one's of potential interest >...

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Football/soccer

Hate it
18
35%
love it
27
52%
hairy men in shorts yay
4
8%
hairy legged men in short eewww
3
6%
Total Votes
52
I personally don't have an interest in it but am curious to see how many do and don't....

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Are there any polls on here that actually make sense?

Not that I've seen.
41
67%
Hey! Didn't you read my poll?
9
15%
Dude, what's a poll?
6
10%
I'm a poll dancer.
5
8%
Total Votes
61
Every single poll I've seen is either pointless, makes absolutely no sense, or is written in a manner suggestive of general illiteracy....

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True Confessions Exposed...

LBGT Community Confess Ruining Marriage
0
0%
Obama Confess,His goal of Ruining US Economy
9
41%
Lance Confess of EPO induced TDF"S
0
0%
Tom C. Confess Of loving LBGT Community
0
0%
Bush Confess of Big Oil Political Interests
5
23%
OSCAR's Confess biasing Brokeback M.
0
0%
I confess of Porno Love of Lesbian Bottom L..
0
0%
Confused
5
23%
Other
3
14%
Total Votes
22
I Couldn't give a Ratt's rear end....

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Are You At Royal Family?

Yes
17
29%
No
41
71%
Total Votes
58
Are You At Royal Family?...

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Sponge Bob Square Pants is a... ?

Straight Cartoon Character
9
20%
Gay Cartoon Character
15
33%
Looney Individual
5
11%
Don't know
0
0%
Don't care
16
35%
Other?
1
2%
Total Votes
46
I know a few loonies on here.......

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DO YOU SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY?

No
19
59%
Not even for Australians
1
3%
Not even for Vegetarians
1
3%
Not even for Australian Vegetarians
11
34%
Total Votes
32
In the interests of impartiality....

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Does your Appearance portray your Personality?

I think it does
14
28%
I am not sure
9
18%
Yes some times
14
28%
It doesn't matter
13
26%
Total Votes
50
Well some time we all appear like cameleons, we do one thing and in a second do another thing, so not really showing a one pattern. But we must really understand that there are people who watches over us at any time, even when we feel no one sees us....Read more

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