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Are there any attractive, honest women still left with a GSOH?

Yes of course, me!
18
45%
Hell no
4
10%
I think the disappeared with all the men with GSOH
7
18%
Yes, but they are all in good relationships
4
10%
Yeah, i met one like that before
1
2%
Undecided???
1
2%
They are too busy ignoring pervy men
5
12%
Total Votes
40
Help...

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Dumbest Way To Throw YOUR Money Away!!!

Lose It All At A Casino
8
18%
Bet It All On The Horses
2
5%
Give It To Me For Starting This Poll
3
7%
Bail A Friend Out Of Jail Who Is A Flight Risk
0
0%
Throw It All In A Wishing Well
2
5%
Spend It All On Lotto Tickets
0
0%
Buy Everyone A Drink At The Bar On Friday Night
2
5%
It's MY Money And I Want A Scammer To Contact Me
3
7%
All Of The Above, Who Could Be So Stupid?
17
39%
None Of The Above, All Are Worthwhile Expenditures
7
16%
Total Votes
44
I, personally think all of you should pick, "give it to me for starting this poll."...

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What is the nicest eye colour

Blue
35
32%
Brown
26
24%
Green
32
29%
Hazel
12
11%
Grey
4
4%
Total Votes
109
What colour eyes do it for you...

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What is your favourite comedy?

Fawlty Towers
10
17%
Father Ted
8
14%
Frasier
13
22%
Rising Damp
1
2%
Outnumbered
1
2%
Men Behaving Badly
9
15%
The IT Crowd
1
2%
The Office
4
7%
Are You Being Served
5
8%
Seinfeld
7
12%
Total Votes
59
A mix of old and new there...

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What is your favourite comedy - part 2!

Absolutely Fabulous
5
9%
'Allo 'Allo!
5
9%
Scrubs
9
16%
Keeping Up Appearances
3
5%
The Cosby Show
2
4%
Friends
14
25%
The Golden Girls
4
7%
Some Mothers do 'Ave 'Em
7
12%
The Royle Family
2
4%
30 Rock
5
9%
Total Votes
56
So many!...

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Direct Encounter with a UFO- Would you...

Call just your one Friend
6
14%
Never tell anyone
4
10%
Call all your friends,and the Media, etc.
7
17%
Drink another fifth of Tequila
15
36%
Other?
10
24%
Total Votes
42
They may be life out there? My cousin swears he had a close encounter with a UFO?...

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What would you choose as your Death Row last meal?

Pizza, garlic bread, an italian salad and tiramisu
3
8%
Roast chicken w/ stuffing & gravy,icecream sundae
10
26%
Thai green curry, thai spring rolls, lemon sorbet
1
3%
Steamed sea bass ,fish chowder, apple pie & cream
2
5%
Fillet steak, fries & onions, chocolate cake
12
31%
Sweet & sour pork, duck pancakes,fresh fruit salad
1
3%
Vegetable pasta bake, green salad, profiteroles
1
3%
Guinness stew, diced potatoes, banoffee pie
0
0%
salmon ,asparagus, moroccan couscous, cheesecake
5
13%
Chicken tikka, onion bhajis, pilau rice, pear tart
4
10%
Total Votes
39
I'm very anti the death penalty ... but I have often thought about what I would choose as a death row last meal!...

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If you couldn't be a human what animal would you be?

Dog
9
10%
Cat
8
9%
Lion or tiger
18
21%
Dolphin
10
12%
Monkey
4
5%
Bird
11
13%
Octopus
3
3%
Goat
0
0%
Lizard
3
3%
Other
20
23%
Total Votes
86
I always find this a really interesting question and thought I'd put it out there as you can learn a lot about people by what they choose and why....

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Chances of you rolling down your windows in traffic and blasting this song

Hell ya
6
29%
Umm.....
4
19%
This song is on a ablum hahaaha.
0
0%
No rap in my car sorry.
8
38%
funny shit.
0
0%
speaking of this song im a fan of nice dsl
0
0%
no comment
3
14%
Total Votes
21
LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG

Are women smarter than men?

Yes
43
36%
No
23
19%
About the same
30
25%
I'm a woman and I'm not telling
10
8%
I'm a man and I don't know
5
4%
Get used to it fella
3
2%
Other
7
6%
Total Votes
121
Are women really smarter than men? Or are men just more stupid than women?...

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how much wood can a woodchuck chuck

alot
4
10%
some i guess
2
5%
if a woodchuck could chuck wood
26
63%
i can shuck my own wood thank you :)
2
5%
i have someone that shucks my wood
1
2%
im confused what's this matter regarding.
6
15%
im shucking wood right now
0
0%
im shucking and chucking.
0
0%
Total Votes
41
Waste your time and vote your opinion. You can leave a comment....

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A monkey on a tree is tanking with a

bee
5
16%
himself
9
29%
no one
0
0%
the monkey should come off the tree at once
2
6%
poor tree
2
6%
poor bee
0
0%
now i am confused
13
42%
Total Votes
31
hello hello... what do u think?...

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How you doing?

ok i guess
7
18%
peachy
4
11%
good
4
11%
great
3
8%
awesome
3
8%
fantastic
6
16%
wonderful
0
0%
stupendous
2
5%
they pretty much mean the same duh.
3
8%
stupid poll.
6
16%
Total Votes
38
Another useless poll so waste you time and vote....

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National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes.

break me off a piece of that kit-kat-bar
2
15%
im lovin it
1
8%
wonka- what will we think of next
1
8%
what would you do for klondike bar
4
31%
bush's secret family recipe- duke knows
4
31%
5...5.... 5 flootlong
1
8%
Total Votes
13
National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes. Think your answer through This is not a waste of your time....

if a chicken could decide, it would go to

The Market
6
12%
The Zoo
6
12%
On a trip to the Bachamas
12
23%
No idea
28
54%
Total Votes
52
what do u think?...

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Will we ever go to the moon again?

Yes
33
60%
No
8
15%
Maybe
7
13%
I am there already!
7
13%
Total Votes
55
what do u think?...

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Do you know who Fawtly is?

Yes
34
54%
No
20
32%
Have heared of him
9
14%
Total Votes
63
Who is Mr Fawlty?...

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A rat whose name was Mat wanted to chat!

Mat the rat should get lost
10
33%
Poor mouse..just wanted to chat
8
27%
no idea
12
40%
Total Votes
30
what do u think of this one...

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What does some one mean when he says...my pants are full?

he had enough
9
20%
he did not make it to the loo on time
14
32%
he just said it like that
2
5%
no idea
19
43%
Total Votes
44
so...say......

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how would an alian react if he came to earth on election day?

he would like to see the results
2
5%
he would be indifferent
0
0%
he would leave earth at once
18
42%
he would want to win the election
4
9%
no idea
19
44%
Total Votes
43
so what do u think?...

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who do u think was created first

men
35
52%
women
10
15%
no idea
22
33%
Total Votes
67
what do u think?...

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Allo...Allo...does this ring a bell?

A commedy series
21
48%
Someone answering the phone
8
18%
Someone trying to get attention
3
7%
No idea
12
27%
Total Votes
44
Allo...Allo...what do u think of that?...

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FAKE TAN POLL

Do you think it looks nice on a girl ?
8
13%
No I hate it on a girl !
22
36%
Why do you think the patch look is sexy
9
15%
umpa lumpa dupa dee do !
22
36%
Total Votes
61
Irish ladies and fake tan whats with it ?? Do guys actually like it on a Girl?...

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Does your dog talk to you? If so how?

through his or here eyes
14
48%
via there blackberry they got for there birthday
3
10%
old fashion ink and a feather pin
1
3%
through abstract art of their own making
0
0%
a wireless keyboard that lays beside there bed
1
3%
duh we communicate via telekinesis
4
14%
all the above
6
21%
Total Votes
29
Another interesting poll hope I don't waste to much of your time. Besides you could be using it to discuss the toilet paper roll controversy....

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Who would you bet on in a fight between the following characters?

Teletubbies
7
15%
Kermit the frog
8
17%
Barney
6
13%
Big bird
7
15%
Cookie monster
18
39%
Total Votes
46
What would happen if the Teletubbies and Barnye were ever to cross paths This is just a poll for fun since everyone else on the site is always too damn serious...

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