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My brother's nickname is Bubba. I have many. What's yours & why?

Show off!
24
26%
Beautiful!
16
18%
Lover Boy!
14
15%
Teach!
5
5%
Sweety
12
13%
Sister
6
7%
Scaredy Cat
3
3%
Sarcy
2
2%
Gold digger
4
4%
Sugardaddy
5
5%
Total Votes
91
nicknames...

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should cameraman stop asking or should he start answering?

plaese, oh please
6
17%
I cant take it anymore
10
29%
he will one day, come up with the answer
3
9%
he will think this poll is funny?
4
11%
this poll will help him decide
2
6%
I am too confused by all the should, could, would
4
11%
or is is would, could, should,
6
17%
Total Votes
35

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it wasn't me, it was the bank?

Agree
17
74%
disagree
6
26%
Total Votes
23

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Do you think CS is haunted?

Yes
29
42%
No
40
58%
Total Votes
69

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The Quickest way to mans heart?

through his tummy?
28
32%
Buy him something he wants?
1
1%
through his pants?
36
41%
stalk him for months?
1
1%
kidnap him and make him want you?
5
6%
pretend your interested in the same things?
8
9%
get him drunk?
8
9%
Total Votes
87

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which nickname you would prefer for me?

Blue wolf
11
31%
Blood merchant
5
14%
Unknown soldier
12
33%
Young warrior
8
22%
Total Votes
36
which nickname you would prefer for me? it's just for fun...

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Should I go or should I stay... Or should I??? The Poll Version heh heh heh

You should go
31
65%
You should stay
17
35%
Total Votes
48
Should I go or should I stay... Sooo whatta ya say... Or will you??? Heh heh heh......

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Who do you love more, mum or dad

I love daddy more
12
21%
I love mummy more
19
33%
I love mum and dad equally
26
46%
Total Votes
57

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which one is better?

Family Guy
33
69%
American Dad
6
12%
New Southpark episodes
9
19%
Total Votes
48

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which is funnier?

The American Office
9
27%
The Office (British Version)
24
73%
Total Votes
33

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which would you see if you had to choose?

Transformers
30
43%
Ice Age 3
25
36%
The Wind In The Willows
14
20%
Total Votes
69

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waterbeds?

sexy
4
6%
fun
34
49%
i feel sea sick on them
8
12%
they make me wana pee
7
10%
they burst to easily
4
6%
it does the work for you
12
17%
Total Votes
69

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Who talk Blah blah blah blah more ?

Woman
32
76%
Man
10
24%
Total Votes
42
not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

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Which symbol will u select 4 ur life partner ?

%
5
7%
=
26
36%
#
2
3%
&
10
14%
?
6
8%
@
10
14%
!
13
18%
e
1
1%
Total Votes
73
answer will be send after your replay .......

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Having Too much Money is a problem ?

Yes
27
33%
No
54
67%
Total Votes
81
too much problem that why i gave all my money to my parents ....

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do you think this poll can get the most votes record

yes
10
19%
no
20
37%
dont know
11
20%
dont care
7
13%
im only here for the woman
2
4%
im only here for the men
2
4%
whats a poll
2
4%
Total Votes
54
were going for the record people tell your family tell your friends your cs and i need you dont let us down may god guide your finger and make us part of cs history . i thank you...

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DO WE NEED MORE OBAMA THREADS

NO
35
41%
NO
2
2%
NO
2
2%
NO
1
1%
NOPE
3
4%
MAYBE NOT
1
1%
DEFINITELY NOT
20
24%
NO WAY JOSE
5
6%
WHAT??????????
4
5%
JEEEEEEEPERS!!!!!!!!!
12
14%
Total Votes
85
Please Vote Honestly! Vote your Conscience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Is Womans are wiser than man ?

Yes
51
77%
No
15
23%
Total Votes
66
is it or not ?...

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Love is blind?

yes
51
72%
No
16
23%
Dont knw
4
6%
Total Votes
71
thats why we cant see love?... .... is it real blind thats why we are falling love with some one so easily ................. is it blind that s why we love some one stupid or nonsense ... :mu...

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Do u ever feel your age going very fast ?

Yes
54
68%
Ne
20
25%
DOnt think
5
6%
Total Votes
79
i always feel my age its going tooo fast do u feel like that friends ...............

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Soda or Pop?

it's freaking pop god damnit
18
38%
its soda bitch.
29
62%
Total Votes
47
haha see if the saying is true :)...

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Why men don,t listen, and women can,t read maps

why men dont listen and women can,t read maps
17
68%
why men don,t listen and women can,t read maps
8
32%
Total Votes
25
based on the book i read,and liked so much...

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Which career would you choose?

Alligator Beautician
4
8%
Greased Pig Chaser
7
13%
Chicken Homicide Investigator
28
53%
Elephant Gynecologist
4
8%
Hippopotamus Dentist
3
6%
Rhinocerous Tail Puller
7
13%
Total Votes
53
What y'all said you were running out of ideas so don't be all rollin your eyes at my attempt for SOMETHING different... I would take the Chicken Homicide Investigator cause I may just find out why the heck the dang things kee...Read more

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Wand to become millionaire ?

Yes
46
75%
No
11
18%
Dont knw
4
7%
Total Votes
61
why ??????????????...

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(HUMOR ONLY) HOW SHOULD THEY BE PUNISHED?

Make them do push ups?
4
10%
Make them tickle their own ears?
1
2%
Make them spank a chipmunk?
8
20%
Make them work out with weights?
1
2%
Make them throw sticks at each other?
3
7%
Give them a milkshake?
2
5%
Give them fruit juice?
1
2%
Make them wear a sport bag on their heads?
2
5%
Make them fight a bull?
7
17%
Other....
12
29%
Total Votes
41
It has come to my attention that a couple of regulars on the forum have been staying up well past their bed time. I do not believe that this should go unpunished. The two in question are mercedes1 and moonlightstar. How should we deal with them?...

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