What are you wearing now?
Jeans
41
38%
Dress
2
2%
Shorts
13
12%
Skirt
2
2%
Slacks
6
6%
B-Day suit..lol
9
8%
None of your buisness
35
32%
Swim wear
1
1%
Total Votes
109
Why is their such a vacuum in the World today when it comes to Great Humour and Comedins?
No Laughter
25
71%
Dating sites
10
29%
Total Votes
35
I have noticed that very few people start the day in Business or when socialising with a great Joke these days...Why has the World got so serious...??? Also, there hust seems to be such a lack of clever wit and humour forthcoming from TV, Radio and...
HI Girls do u believe u people can behave/treat guys good way and guys cant do that?
yes
13
35%
No
12
32%
Dont knw
9
24%
Others
3
8%
Total Votes
37
i heard lots of time from girls they are behave very nice way but guys always go wrong , I think not all girls some girls don’t knw still how to behave and some guys too so don’t blame always guys ….. is it ……………....
hi girls do u think guys are begging for love ?
Yes
15
26%
NO
33
57%
Dont knw
9
16%
Others
1
2%
Total Votes
58
girls they think guys are begging them to love ... hehe i cant laugh if they think like that its worlds most ever seen bullshit ... we guys dont go back for any girls i proud to tell that hey u people with me is it guy...Read more
Did u agree that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak?
yes
14
27%
NO
27
53%
dontknw
9
18%
Others
1
2%
Total Votes
51
can u ever check this ,...
The Poll to end all Polls
Should we do one?
7
12%
Should we do one?
2
4%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
0
0%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
0
0%
Should we do one?
2
4%
All of the above! ROFL
41
73%
Total Votes
56
This Is The Mother Of All Polls,so think carefully before voting!...
Do We Need More Dorky Polls?
Do We Need More Dorky Polls?
14
29%
DITTO
11
22%
DITTO
1
2%
DITTO
5
10%
DITTO
2
4%
DITTO
2
4%
DITTO
1
2%
DITTO
5
10%
DITTO
2
4%
DITTO
6
12%
Total Votes
49
Think very carefully before you cast your Vote. Our Machines are quite sensitive!...
What should I do?
Spend the day working and meet a customer deadline
16
55%
Bunk off work and walk around Howth cliffs
13
45%
Total Votes
29
One of the benefits of being self employed and working from home is that you don't have a boss looking over your shoulder...
Favorite color???
Purple/Violet
22
25%
Blue/Navy
24
28%
Green/Olive
9
10%
Yellow
4
5%
Orange
3
3%
Red
13
15%
Brown
0
0%
Black
7
8%
White
3
3%
Silver or Gold
2
2%
Total Votes
87
I like GREEN,How about ya?...
Another year has come and gone. Are you?
Glad to know that 2008 is in the past.
15
14%
Looking forward to what 2009 may bring.
40
38%
Saying 08 wasn't so bad and 09 can only be better.
2
2%
Gearing up to realy sink your teeth into 2009.
6
6%
Praying for mercy.
7
7%
Hunkering down and bracing yourself for 2009
7
7%
Wondering if 09 will be the year you get it done.
4
4%
Planning of kicking butt and not taking names.
0
0%
Saying that you may have to get used to the facts.
1
1%
Just happy to be alive.
24
23%
Total Votes
106
So I have decided to come back from a short time out and really just want to take another chance at this whole thing, I believed I got a pretty raw deal last time but I wont let that detour me from trying again. So, I am just checking my expectations...Read more
Which of these would you get in a fight with?
a baby
3
6%
an old person
4
9%
a homeless person
1
2%
a bunny
1
2%
a gorilla
9
19%
a fat guy
3
6%
the world's strongest man
10
21%
a vegetable
16
34%
Total Votes
47
just a simple poll...
Wedding Bliss!
Slept with your partners best friend
3
11%
Slept with your Partners Mother
2
7%
Slept with your Partners farther
0
0%
Slept with your Partners brother
1
4%
Slept with your Partners sister
4
14%
slept with Briadsmaid
2
7%
Slept with Groom
1
4%
Produced a Shot Gun
3
11%
Flaked Out!
4
14%
Eloped
8
29%
Total Votes
28
You hear a lot of what happens at Weddings...So have Ya.....
Will WILLUMAN ever stop putting up new polls???
NOT in this lifetime??
12
35%
YES when he gets laid??
9
26%
MAYBE??
4
12%
When Hell freezes over??
1
3%
When men think they truely rule the world??
0
0%
When the ice-cap melts??
1
3%
When Jesus returns??
2
6%
When the yellow snow is ok to eat??
5
15%
Total Votes
34
WILL HE??? WONT HE??...
Do looks really matter?
Well hell yes
35
38%
Not at all
12
13%
That depends
40
43%
Depands on my mood
5
5%
Total Votes
92
Its all in fun, but to see if looks really do matter!!...
Do you prefer
A man/woman that has everything you want
33
61%
A jagwire built to your spects
1
2%
A house built the way you want it
8
15%
just to be alone and have no worries
12
22%
Total Votes
54
Please poll and answer...
Are polls about nothing annoying?
Yes
19
73%
No
0
0%
I am not sure.
1
4%
I don't know
1
4%
I have no idea
0
0%
I have no clue
0
0%
Why are you asking me?
2
8%
Dude, you are nuts
1
4%
Dude, I wan't your nuts
1
4%
You are my kind of guy
1
4%
Total Votes
26
With all the polls that have been posted recently, I thought this one would be apropos....
Would you...
Stomp on my burning head to put out the fire?
2
4%
Save me from drowning... by taking your foot off?
1
2%
Would you miss me if I was walking on the highway?
0
0%
Stop me from sleeping with lions?
1
2%
Tell me where to go if I was lost?
7
16%
Hate me for my own good?
3
7%
Slap me for the hind-lick manoeuver?
0
0%
Save me a seat on the bus to nowhere?
1
2%
Stop me from making this stupid poll?
12
27%
Would you just accept me for who I am?
18
40%
Total Votes
45
Just curious as my ender-developed ego has needs too you know. Please respond in a humourous fashion as I need a few laughs right now....
I would rather go out with a
fat
6
8%
no teeth
2
3%
bad hairdress
5
7%
cheap
10
13%
old
1
1%
ugly clothes
12
16%
bald
15
20%
smaller than me
21
28%
skinny - skeleton type
3
4%
smelly
0
0%
Total Votes
75
Just to have fun. A statistic for us to see what we reject most....
You touched irradiated soil from Mars, and soon you start to...
Grow antennae on top of your head
4
5%
Speak in 'Canary' language (as per Canary Islands)
1
1%
Hug everyone every 10 minutes
4
5%
Develop severe Tourette Syndrome (swearing type)
3
4%
Grow a tongue as long as a lizard
5
7%
Turn into the opposite gender
5
7%
Win all arm wrestling competitions
1
1%
Fly like an eagle
9
12%
Become an Exhibitionist
4
5%
None of these. You are immune to things Martian
38
51%
Total Votes
74
After all, with all the space research occurring as we speak, any of the above COULD happen to you at any tick of the clock Best to be prepared, don't you think? Oh, if you care to take a couple of extra moments on this...
Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
1/10
21
41%
2/10
2
4%
3/10
0
0%
4/10
4
8%
5/10
2
4%
6/10
2
4%
7/10
2
4%
8/10
5
10%
9/10
3
6%
10/10
10
20%
Total Votes
51
0 to 200 in 6 seconds ----------------------------- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5.4 secon...Read more
What should be done?
Give all the little kids puppies and Kitties.
8
13%
Continue w/ the beatings until all are quite.
9
15%
Take a hot bubble bath w/ Crusty the Clown.
0
0%
Have a cream pie tossing contest.
1
2%
Or maybe a banana eating contest.
1
2%
Bring on back the sock hop - good times.
2
3%
Have a beer and shut it.
11
18%
Take a nudie run on Greek Row (ITS CCCCCOOLD!)
2
3%
Just sit and scratch . . . . . whatever.
2
3%
what should be done about what?
25
41%
Total Votes
61
A lot of scared post, so thought I'd start a mindless poll. Have fun ya'll!...
ARE YOU A LOON?
yes
90
51%
no
37
21%
not sure, please explain
48
27%
Total Votes
175
i am the Ranger Of County Kerry and i admit, i am a loon anyone else? i picked yes....
who creates the best comedians?
America
38
48%
England
21
26%
France
2
2%
wales
1
1%
scotland
7
9%
Canada
6
8%
Australia
2
2%
Northern Irland
0
0%
southern Irland
3
4%
Germany
0
0%
Total Votes
80
think of your most favourite comedian...
IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISTIC. WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE
SANDWICH SHORT OF A PICNIC.
18
20%
DOESN'T HAVE ALL HIS CORNFLAKES IN ONE BOX.
1
1%
FELL OUT OF THE STUPID TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH.
29
32%
THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODYS HOME.
17
19%
AS CONFUSED AS A HUNGARY BABY IN A TOPLESS BAR.
12
13%
ONE FLOOR SHORT OF A BUNGALOW.
3
3%
CUP AND SAUCER SHORT OF A PLACE SETTING.
2
2%
TO HAVE KANGROSS LOOSE IN THE TOP PADDOCK.
1
1%
AS CRAZY AS A SACK FULL OF FERRETS.
5
5%
FEW DOLLY MIXTURES SHORT OF A FULL PACKET.
3
3%
Total Votes
91
VOTE FOR YOU FAVOURITE IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISTIC....
Ohh Baby- I want you in the worst way
while one hand in a pan of boiling water
1
2%
In a walmart shopping cart-cleanup isle 38
7
13%
In the bathroom of a moving greyhound bus
10
19%
Standing on you head in a shower
9
17%
In the front pew in church
5
9%
The same way porcupines do on the discovery chan-
4
8%
In an MRI machine
2
4%
In a tuna factory- Blindfolded
4
8%
While water skiing
6
11%
While getting teeth pulled
5
9%
Total Votes
53
Which of the above would be the worst way ? Do you have even worse yet to add to the list??...
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