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guys who wear pink

turns me off
9
15%
who cares
23
39%
i like it
22
37%
not on my man
5
8%
Total Votes
59
have to goof off a bit...

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vintage styles r.....

so fun to wear
5
16%
getting as expensive as regular clothes
6
19%
weird for guys to wear
3
10%
trendy...reycled clothing is for me
0
0%
say what...i always wear my own style
17
55%
Total Votes
31
here we go again...a bit of fluff in today.s serious climate...

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Dead Slugs

Good thing
10
42%
Bad Thing
14
58%
Total Votes
24
A bit of fun...

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Have You Ever Lied to yourself?

Yes
29
63%
No
7
15%
Whatcha takin about Willis?
7
15%
NO (Okay,..lied there, I have)
1
2%
Yes (lied there, never have,. hey, a lie! So yes )
2
4%
Total Votes
46
Ever lied to yourself,....I have never lied to myself, but that is a lie,...so therfore I am telling the truth and didn't lie,...and on and on,...but seriously,....you know what I mean,....ever lie to yourself?...

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wife is knife

True
6
25%
False
4
17%
mine was a crusher
1
4%
mine was more than knife
2
8%
no idea
8
33%
no knife but a blade
2
8%
other
1
4%
Total Votes
24
Shortly peautiphool Latiesh...

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lighter side....fav weekend activity

hit the bar
1
4%
hit the beach
9
36%
hit the chicks up
1
4%
hit the guys up
1
4%
sleep and sleep
7
28%
read and read
4
16%
shop and shop
2
8%
Total Votes
25
heya!...

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lighter side of life...this ole house....what to do

keep working on it what else is new
10
36%
sell it...give someone else the headache!`lol
8
29%
put a match to it...dreaming of course
2
7%
enlist others help on rebuilding
4
14%
ahhh,,,why even try!
4
14%
Total Votes
28
ahhh...need a lighter side of life in addition to serious poll....anyways am in the midst of this issue also....have an older home.......

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what destroys more things

pets
1
2%
kids
10
19%
spouse
4
7%
time
4
7%
gov.t
24
44%
all r equal destroyers!
11
20%
Total Votes
54
ahhhh...its a continuation...an idea from thee other poll...

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Guys ,if a group of women was fighting ,who will u support ?

Beautiful one
13
32%
ugly one
0
0%
Average
1
2%
No one
14
34%
Only Big Milk packs ..haha
1
2%
Richest
0
0%
Fat one
0
0%
very Slim
0
0%
Other
3
7%
im sorry
9
22%
Total Votes
41
Shorry latiesh...

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Who Introduced Horses to Native Americans?

John Wayne
1
4%
Roy Rogers
2
8%
Alliens
7
28%
Birds turned into horses
4
16%
Kentucky
0
0%
Mr. ED
2
8%
Manitou
5
20%
Godzilla
1
4%
Ohio
1
4%
South Dakota
2
8%
Total Votes
25
Well, there you have it, which of these ones introduced these horses to native americans. No, wasn't the horse with no name....

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Girls, if ye had 4 husbands or more what would you like them to be good at most? You probably have t

D.I.Y.
4
11%
Laughs
5
14%
Wining and dining
2
6%
Travel companion
3
8%
Nookie!
13
36%
Cooking
1
3%
Gardening
0
0%
Intelligent Convo
3
8%
Golf or other sports Partner
1
3%
Other
4
11%
Total Votes
36
Just for the laugh. And guys you can post too with your choices. Just that we know in some cultures for years that the men can have more than one wife. So what if it was the other way around?...

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If women ruled the world ,how long it could stay ?

till end
18
43%
1 century
0
0%
75 years
3
7%
If irish 15 Minutes ...ooppss...shoory ..haha
4
10%
Dunno
4
10%
They are equal to men
6
14%
as long as men
3
7%
Other
4
10%
Total Votes
42
Hope you dont mind beautiful Ladies...

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what was the worst part of returning to college as an adult

having to drive there...not living on campus
2
8%
not invited to all the parties
1
4%
homework
6
23%
sitting in class w/ high school grads
8
31%
not being able to date the youngsters
2
8%
not being able to date the staff
4
15%
having to graduate...ie party over
3
12%
Total Votes
26
ahhh...was in touch w one of my college prof.s and it brought back memories......

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a different comedian list to chose from

dean martin
2
6%
jim carrey
15
43%
don rickles
0
0%
johnny carson
1
3%
rich little
1
3%
david letterman
1
3%
jonathon winters
1
3%
paul lynde
0
0%
bill cosby
14
40%
Total Votes
35
ahhh i wanted to list my fav comedians...a lot of classic people plus a few more of the newbies...

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On June 6 1944 When the German Defender Saw the Armada Coming toward them What were their First Word

Ay Caramba!
3
10%
Die Invasion! Die Invasion!
4
13%
Raus Schenell Schenell
0
0%
O Mein Gott
3
10%
Ich Kaput
3
10%
Fuck Hitler
11
35%
Wo Ist Der Fuhrer
2
6%
Hilfe! Hilfe!
2
6%
Sheisse! Sheisse!
2
6%
Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
1
3%
Total Votes
31
Imagine over 5,000 ships heading to those beaches in France, I wonder what was the first impression on those German soldiers in Normandy....

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

He Dood It!
1
7%
Gladys Kravitz Dood It!
2
13%
Mister Ed Dood It!
2
13%
Superman Dood It!
0
0%
Elmer Fudd Dood It!
1
7%
Wile E. Coyote Dood It!
2
13%
The Coneheads Dood It!
0
0%
Fidel Castro Dood It!
4
27%
Reptilians Dood It!
1
7%
Toos Dood It!
2
13%
Total Votes
15
Having watched the Movie,I can't get rid of the Notion that more Characters than only the Judge were involved in that dastardly Global Conspiracy! What say you?...

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humor- Rare footage - try to spot me.:-)

the guy with the hat
2
20%
the fat guy
2
20%
the guy with grey raincoat
0
0%
the guy with orange / pinkish teeshirt
2
20%
the guy with the brown pullover
0
0%
the little kid on the caoch
0
0%
the guy who is taking the film
1
10%
the guy with the blue teeshirt
1
10%
the guy with the fonzie style coat
1
10%
the guy who is reading the letter
1
10%
Total Votes
10
A prank to a friend: A friend of mine was waiting for his military recall, and he was so exited cause he was going to do his military service in the carabinieri ( military police -thx to some known people ). One of my friends knew how to dr...Read more

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If the love is blind

I give you a white stick
2
9%
I give you a brick
1
4%
I kick your butts
1
4%
I will be still with you
7
30%
Blind is fine as much as lol
3
13%
I am blind at the moment too
9
39%
Total Votes
23
Just curious every one say love is blind so lets have a white stick and see where it ends right?...

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Do you have any bad habits?

A shed load
12
17%
A few
44
61%
None ain't I just perfect
16
22%
Total Votes
72
We all have a cupboard we hide our embarrassing secrets in when there is a knock on the door.. How many and what are they...

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Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?

Yes
6
38%
No
10
62%
Total Votes
16
Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?...

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Which of the following items was owned by the fewest U.S. homes in 1990?

home computer
14
47%
compact disk player
6
20%
cordless phone
6
20%
dishwasher
4
13%
Total Votes
30
I will reveal the answer after 50 people take the poll or someone answers correctly, which ever comes first....

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If you asked Siri, do you want me to be your Daddy? How would Siri answer?

I’m not capable of love.
3
25%
I bet you say that to all the Apple products.
0
0%
I try to be satisfied with what I have.
1
8%
You’re looking for love in all the wrong places.
4
33%
The carpet needs vacuuming.
0
0%
What, again?
2
17%
No.
2
17%
Total Votes
12
I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses Find the answer on this link:

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joke of the day................

you liked it
5
26%
you didnt like it
5
26%
didnt understand
1
5%
what is suppository?
1
5%
like jokes
3
16%
dont like jokes
1
5%
other
3
16%
Total Votes
19
The suppository says to the missile, bless you that you go to the skys....

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Which is your favorite icon?

Dancing banana.
13
33%
Scolding professor.
2
5%
Cheerleader.
4
10%
Angel.
11
28%
Devil.
4
10%
Clueless.
0
0%
Peace.
5
13%
Total Votes
39
You can't help but to love these things....

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To Argue with a Woman is

Sucide
14
16%
Crazyness
11
12%
Smart
4
5%
Stupid
27
31%
Symbol of Love
6
7%
To learn something
15
17%
to catch the Eye
2
2%
to prove Eficiency
0
0%
Other
7
8%
Sorry Ladies ..haha
2
2%
Total Votes
88
Plz be Kind to me...

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