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American - More eat More work
5
22%
british ,More eat less work 5 Times Bath
2
9%
pakistani
2
9%
Trying to service except Politicians and Officers
1
4%
Indian - waiting for decease the Flour Price
3
13%
Chines
2
9%
Working hard to make Copies
1
4%
japanes -No time all work
0
0%
Swiss - Whats going in world Politics
1
4%
German- Mercedes runs fast ..haha
6
26%
Total Votes
23
Comments plz...

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Have you ever text messaged someone thinking he or she was a different person?

I do not text message
11
17%
Yes I text
34
52%
No, never happened.
20
31%
Total Votes
65
I accidentally text messaged my fix-it-man instead of my boyfriend once. Not only was I embarrassed, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. LOL My fix-it-man shot me a message back saying, “What?” I then called the fix-it-man...Read more

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Favorite Sports car?

Lamborgini
17
33%
Batmobile
3
6%
Dodge Challeger
5
10%
Ford Mustang
12
23%
Chevy Camero
9
17%
Scion TC
0
0%
Nissian Z
2
4%
A cardboard box with wheels taped to it
3
6%
Your moms car
0
0%
VW Beatle
1
2%
Total Votes
52
Real question with some humor involved. Enjoy!...

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How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???

1-5
8
28%
6-20
0
0%
20-30
2
7%
They Repod my Car man?!?!?
1
3%
I dont have a car I walk hard.....
6
21%
I run on Unicorn milk and everything is ok. =)
1
3%
I take the cheese wagon (Skuul Bus)
0
0%
I drive a toyota prius that runs on Unicorn milk..
1
3%
I fly to work on a jet pack
3
10%
Hey I'm drunk?!? Repeat the Question?!?
7
24%
Total Votes
29
How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???...

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Why is it that it is the guy that has to take the first step?

Yes
27
64%
No
15
36%
Total Votes
42
I interested in english, and need to practise....

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What would you rather be?

Famous singer
14
21%
Famous actor
11
16%
Famous writer
25
37%
A potato
17
25%
Total Votes
67
Just for fun...

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Whats your favorite food to eat?

Crackas dip in hog lard with a 40oz of old english
1
3%
Steak with Seafood on top of it
10
28%
Batmans Brains served with a side of Robin
0
0%
Glass dripped in the finest chocalate
0
0%
Cheese just plain cheese
9
25%
Cheese that smells like something died
2
6%
Cheese that smells like something died over 3X's
0
0%
Your ex's burnt toast
1
3%
That thing living in ur uncle or aunts basement
1
3%
Chicken wings from Hooters off a hooters girl..=-)
12
33%
Total Votes
36
Whats your favorite food to eat?...

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Coutries are Running for

USA = Power
10
43%
Uk = Save country from partition
0
0%
Pakistan = Only need Foriegn Aid ..haha
1
4%
India = Tired to control Population
2
9%
China = Market for Fake products
3
13%
Germany = Make mercedes sell BMW
2
9%
JAPAN = No one can come Food is expansive
1
4%
Other
4
17%
Total Votes
23
Comments plz ,correct the Poll ..?...

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Cs girls dont write me an email becoz

they arent intrested
42
64%
Not looking
2
3%
Thier hands dont work
5
8%
weak eye sight
4
6%
they are Commited wth others
1
2%
Guys have decieved them
5
8%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
66

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What supernatural abilities do you wish to have

See the future
20
27%
Immortality
15
21%
Invisibility
26
36%
Manipulate minds
12
16%
Total Votes
73
Honet Answer...

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Would you rather be good looking or rich?

Good Looking
31
38%
Rich
50
62%
Total Votes
81
Honest Answer...

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Which do you prefer?

Sexy neighbors
53
80%
Rich neighbors
13
20%
Total Votes
66
Which is better hot-n-sexy neighbors or rich neighbors?...

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Talking to Yourself

Never!
8
11%
Sure do
39
53%
Yes and it's embarrassing
9
12%
It's the only way I get to speak with someone inte
17
23%
Total Votes
73
So are you that crazy person on the street everyone avoids, Or are you a little more secretive with your relationship with yourself?...

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Are you shy?

Yes
32
33%
No
22
23%
Depends on whome i'm with
23
24%
A little bit
19
20%
Total Votes
96
Honest Answer...

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Pig tails, love or hate them

I plait my hair all the time
6
27%
It sticks up in all the wrong places when I plait
2
9%
I think I'm a girl
3
14%
I wish people would chop them off
11
50%
Total Votes
22

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Why can't women apply mascara with their mouths closed?

Women can't do anything with their mouths closed.
17
31%
Women have to have their mouths open wider than th
5
9%
Hey, stop that. It's just a physical response.
32
59%
Total Votes
54
Hey Guys & Men do u know?...

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Favorite Superhero

Spiderman
4
7%
Superman
8
15%
Batman
6
11%
Wonder Woman
6
11%
Catwoman
2
4%
Flash Gordon
1
2%
Hulk
8
15%
Wolverine
8
15%
Phantom
2
4%
Other
10
18%
Total Votes
55
The age old debate.. Which superhero was/is better?...

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Have you ever thrown something at the TV?

Yes It was fun!
13
21%
Yes and I broke it (Sigh)
6
10%
No I'm a Cool Cat!
19
31%
No but I've REALLY wanted to!
20
32%
Damn Nintendo Wii!!
4
6%
Damn Atari lol
0
0%
Total Votes
62
From seeing our Prime ministers/Presidents face on the screen to that space invaders level you just couldn't beat and even the cushion fight that went wrong, For decades we have been throwing things at our tv's.. Whats your story? [color=darkolivegre...Read more

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How Long does it Take you to Think of a Brilliant Reply?

Straight away, I'm flash!
43
62%
Five minutes later..
14
20%
Later that day..
10
14%
Weeks later after much pondering and brooding!
2
3%
Total Votes
69
Are you the person who gets that brilliant last sentence in or the one that always says "oh i should have said that!" lol...

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Can we leave this planet someday?

Yes, but we will be ruled from Earth
18
35%
Yes, and we can choose our own government
18
35%
No
15
29%
Total Votes
51
I mean leave this planet ALIVE...

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Which mythical creature would you want to have as a pet?

Dragon
34
63%
Chimera
4
7%
Griffin
8
15%
Gremlin
7
13%
Harpy
1
2%
Total Votes
54
Visualize a very big cage. And lots of newspapers. Lots of newspapers....

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what makes a poll popular??

Its content
12
25%
Controversial topics
7
15%
Humor
5
10%
Current affairs and politics
4
8%
Any thing related to women
3
6%
Interesting Title
5
10%
Depends on the author who posts it
3
6%
Can't say how,it just happens
2
4%
None of the above
2
4%
I don't wanna answer this
5
10%
Total Votes
48

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124346949586... were you too lazy to read that number?

Yes
31
53%
No
21
36%
I Went Back to read it because now i feel lazy
6
10%
Total Votes
58
Chances are you were a lazy bugger...

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Do you still have your Teddy/Doll?

Yes but in a closet
12
22%
Yes and sleeps with me
9
17%
No sadly lost
14
26%
Never had one!
15
28%
Cannot remember
4
7%
Total Votes
54
Most people still have their childhood friend right? Some peoples beds are still littered with them, And some never had the joy of a little friend to accompany them.. Which are you?...

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aahh ,uhh..there is something in pants biting me

a bedbug
12
27%
a mosquito
1
2%
might be a fly bee
7
16%
an elephant ...haha
8
18%
a cokroch
3
7%
other
14
31%
Total Votes
45
Uhhhhh.........something is biting on my left butt and legs. I can't find it....aahh...........

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