RE: I've Not Seen Merc Here Lately - (aka "A Prior Chatting Blog")

Unless they're trying to buy beer or smokes...

RE: Epiphany

Put all the tapes and glues in a toolbox, except one tube of glue. Then glue the box shut so nobody steals your things.

RE: username

Everything will be alright, you'll see.

RE: My Ideal Valentine's Day

An ideal Valentines day involves taking acid and listening to techno music.And heaps of rooting.

RE: Deathwish 2020

Everything will be alright, you'll see.

RE: Mittens Romney....the last refuge of a scoundrel...

Is this about Trump/Jesus/both? Hard read with no paragraphs, seems like a rant. But go Jesus and go Trump, everything will work out fine Scotch.

RE: Eponym

Here, we have "a Bradbury win"... From a speed skater called Bradbury who won because he was coming completely last in the ice skating (we dont really have any ice to speak of), and everyone else crashed so he was the only person to complete the race.

He's a great sport about it, and has a laugh with everyone else.

RE: Jim's Superbowl contest blog.

Chiefs, 23-18... Just a wild guess, I have no understanding of the game or its objectives.

RE: What have the Democrats accomplished since taking the House ?

They legalised pot or something.

RE: Building a hospital in 10 days...

If they can build a hospital in ten days, then they can probably build a nightclub in five.

RE: Old love stories in the new?

Recycling never ends well.... in my experience anyhoos.

RE: Leaving??

I would prefer ten old men feebly bleating about Trump to leave, rather than one normal person with something interesting to say.

Be good if all the politics was in a different section, but my guess is the boring old men will just use deceptive headlines to get around it. They don't want to be in a section with only other boring old men whingeing about Trump and the suchlike.

RE: Yearly sanity trip to Portugal.....

Four cheese high? I always read it as fierce scotch... Scotch is pretty fierce at the best of times.

RE: Eugentics

Asians are very good with mathematics.

RE: 2020 curbing wastage.

I've decided to buy onions instead of apples, they're much cheaper.

RE: Job Interview

Show a bit of leg...

Just joking, be relaxed and confident, fingers crossed you get the job.

RE: People laughing way too loudly.....

OK, so in a roundabout way, you're admitting you are choosing the wrong venue to expect complete silence while you complete your masterpiece...
Maybe try the saloon in a western movie, where the piano player stops just before the gunfight, but instead just go to the next bar before the gunfight starts and enjoy the piano player stopping there too.
Geez, it seems so easy solving the Americans problems for them.

RE: People laughing way too loudly.....

I imagine if I was working on writing and Portugese, I'd choose a quiet place like a library or in the garden. Similarly, if I was planning on having a few drinks and a laugh or whatever, the library would not be my chosen venue.

RE: Buckingham Palace Responds To Meghan & Harry Canada Move Rumours

In saying that, it would probably work out the same is she was Australian or any other nationaliity. They'd be accepting just as much, but you'd never really be one of them.
The leaches she has must also be a factor, the father and half sister for example.

RE: Buckingham Palace Responds To Meghan & Harry Canada Move Rumours

Lets be honest here, an American royal was never going to work. Picture it, everyone alll dressed up formally and having dinner... Down the end of the table, there's a nasal whine and grating accent, banging on about how everything is so much better in America, in amongst all the "like" and "you know"s... Everyone else politely eating their peas with their silver pea forks, rolling their eyes at each other, occasionally saying things like- here we go again, this will be good...

RE: Exorcism in blogland...

Jesus Christ, hopefully there's no need for an obituary yet.

RE: Time Out

Yeah, pretty much it works out ok.

RE: Time Out

I usually start swearing at people and throwing stuff around, it's the only way they're going to learn anything.

RE: Exorcism in blogland...

The more it changes, the more it stays the same.

RE: Do y'all like country music? I like country music.

I like Tammy Wynette.

RE: Iranian people have had enough with the Iranian regime.

Iranian bloggers will only cause problems. They wont confirm anything helpful.

RE: Hey hz gng

Same thing really.

RE: Hey hz gng

Is it Hugh Zealand maybe?

RE: Accepting defeat - for now!

I was hoping you'd watch us whilst manhandling the smallgoods.

RE: New year

Keep up the good work.

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