pat8lanips Blog Comments (2,239)

Olives

Nah Greek Olives are way better. I'm sure there are heaps of Greek guys that will back me up. And they like olives too.

Olives

Bloody philistines.

RE: Zero tolerance!

I think when they said get rid of the toe, they meant your swimsuit didnt fit very well.

RE: Zero tolerance!

Nobody is tolerant, its just the lefties/do gooders/bleeding hearts really want to appear to be.

RE: RELIGIOUS INTOLERANCE ON THE RISE, WHY?

Religion is just a competition to see who has the coolest imaginary friend.

RE: Where have all the young ones gone?

I think the larger breeds only live 10 or so years, and I dont like small white fluffy dogs.

RE: Where have all the young ones gone?

I'll pass if you've been using your turkey baster again thanks.

RE: Where have all the young ones gone?

Warm the oven first or the crackling wont be right.

RE: Our first time & I fell asleep!

I thought Reiki had retreated to the highlands of Papua New Guinea by about 1995.

RE: Where have all the young ones gone?

The young people are all out doing graffiti on trains and stabbing grannies.

RE: Toilet Deaths, what a way to go!

I always take a dump on the beach, that way if I die they can say he died doing something he loved.

RE: Books and Reading

Did he write (I think its called) 8 minutes, a book about a working girl? Maybe it was the same book, I dunno.

The book I have in front of me is- Why werent we told? by Henry Reynolds... My boss gave it to me and has been hassling me to read it, it will be about Aboriginal history which is rarely uplifting.

RE: Books and Reading

I read the Alchemist, but I cant remember what it was about. So it couldnt have been much good.

RE: Truth

Truth is so, like, you know, 1983... These days its all about the alternative facts and fake news.

RE: Truth

The way I see things, I'm right and you're wrong. Simple.

RE: Why Is 'Not Looking' Considered Hopeless?

Hopeless at finding a mate when you dont want one- No, I'm not buying that at all. Its ok, no big deal, we all kid ourselves here and there.
Maybe we are not happy with the standard of the offers we are getting, or have given up because the offers we are making others are not reciprocated.
Its a bit of an old standard anyway for a dating site, same as saying good sense of humour and listing camping and walking on the beach as interests.
Which is why it becomes a haven for the cynical and self-deluded.

RE: Why Is 'Not Looking' Considered Hopeless?

Meh, no more hopeless than going on a bee keeping website, and telling them you dont like bees and dont eat honey... Because the birdwatching site is poorly moderated, and beekeepers spend a lot of time chatting with each other on the internet.

RE: That sinking feeling.

If I was 15 years younger, I wouldnt have thought of it.

RE: That sinking feeling.

Yeah Harb, you'd better wear your superman cape so folks dont confuse us.

RE: That sinking feeling.

I make 'em swoon and go all weak at the knees, while their eyes glaze over. Its pretty much like priming a diesel engine really.

RE: Success Vs. Failure.

Success is making love to a frozen chicken, failure is getting caught doing so.

RE: Tribute To Connecting Singles

Connecting single
Its like eating a pringle
It can make your spine tingle
when the girls talk about their wingle.

RE: Sleep Disorder

Its only an issue if you dont get out of bed.

RE: Is your partner lazy?

Take her to the markets in her best dress, and try to swap fer for a few chickens.

RE: Murder or self defence -

I'd also get done for public urination, on the flowers, every time I felt the slightest urge.

RE: Not #1

RE: Not #1

Welcome to the friendzone. Its not so bad if you dont mind being a benchwarmer.

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

Only if its fresh.

RE: NIne years

I wish you sounded more like Dolly Parton, guess I'll be wishing that for another 9 years.

RE: mesmerised

No burn marks on the cows, and that pit does not look freshly dug to me.