RE: Why Is 'Not Looking' Considered Hopeless?

Meh, no more hopeless than going on a bee keeping website, and telling them you dont like bees and dont eat honey... Because the birdwatching site is poorly moderated, and beekeepers spend a lot of time chatting with each other on the internet.

RE: That sinking feeling.

If I was 15 years younger, I wouldnt have thought of it.

RE: That sinking feeling.

Yeah Harb, you'd better wear your superman cape so folks dont confuse us.

RE: That sinking feeling.

I make 'em swoon and go all weak at the knees, while their eyes glaze over. Its pretty much like priming a diesel engine really.

RE: Success Vs. Failure.

Success is making love to a frozen chicken, failure is getting caught doing so.

RE: Tribute To Connecting Singles

Connecting single
Its like eating a pringle
It can make your spine tingle
when the girls talk about their wingle.

RE: Sleep Disorder

Its only an issue if you dont get out of bed.

RE: Is your partner lazy?

Take her to the markets in her best dress, and try to swap fer for a few chickens.

RE: Murder or self defence -

I'd also get done for public urination, on the flowers, every time I felt the slightest urge.

RE: Not #1

RE: Not #1

Welcome to the friendzone. Its not so bad if you dont mind being a benchwarmer.

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

Only if its fresh.

RE: NIne years

I wish you sounded more like Dolly Parton, guess I'll be wishing that for another 9 years.

RE: mesmerised

No burn marks on the cows, and that pit does not look freshly dug to me.

RE: When you don't have the words ...

Maybe if you didnt paint the dogs face up like a soccer ball this kind of thing wouldnt happen.

RE: SOUL OF LOVE

Maybe try tapping a few old birds, they love it.

RE: Pick Up Line

Ya wanna root?

RE: A Visit To The Nut House

I'd be scared if I went there, they'd never let me out again.

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

Its an incremental thing. Its only a few things each day so its like- maybe tomorrow. But then after 46 days its like- I'm not going in there I'll go out for a pizza instead.

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

We're talking about dishes, not personal hygiene.

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

Cool, if there's 2 of you that means theres only half the chance of the task not being completed properly.. .

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

So... some kind of phone technician or horticulturist? Fark, if she's that switched on she wont mind washing up after me.

RE: Why is depression so depressing? part...one

Because if it was uplifting, people would suffer from uplift not depression.

RE: Who are the alpha females on this site? closed for comments

I take it thats a yes...

RE: Who are the alpha females on this site? closed for comments

Not the nang nangs, further south of the border.

RE: Who are the alpha females on this site? closed for comments

I do, thats why I'm blind as a bat and mad as a cut snake.

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