Dying wishes.

I'll probably keep changing my ideas, I'm not sure how much ashes there are from a body. It would be good to have my ashes placed in the flavour sachets at the mia goreng factory.

Dying wishes.

I think it would be best added at the packaging stage, to retain that crisp grittiness...

I'm in North Queensland, kind of near Cairns.

RE: Valentine's Fight

You could always try huffing spraypaint.

RE: Valentine's Fight

Break into his house and take a dump in the shower, that should even up the score.

RE: HUMAN BEHAVIOUR

I'm sorry friend, whatever I post will mean nothing. The answers are there, but will be ignored again. I guess the right to own a semi auto is stronger than the right to go to school peacefully.

Yes, I'm a knobjockey from the other side of the planet, but what can I do?

RE: Dangerous Words

Aint no fun waiting round to be a millionaire.

RE: The Ten rules that are not

Yeah, fark, whatever.

RE: Dangerous Words

I havent been ill, maybe I was just really out of it.

RE: Finally

I'm just glad I could help, because I'm a helpful kind of guy. I could help you take your swimsuit off if you like.

RE: Gamechangers

But Kal, what if the guy just wants a little bit of milk for his coffee? Not like he's expecting a whole milkshake.

RE: A Gift To All South Africans.

My gut feeling is the new guy will turn out to be just as bad or worse, as is often the case.

RE: Gamechangers

The other important thing, sometimes a negative can be a positive. For example, if she has worms take her fishing.

RE: Gamechangers

I've got heaps of gamechangers, its like one big tennis match on acid.

RE: more killings

I heard on TV this morning, they're thinking of changing the law so you cant buy guns if you're on the terrorism watch list... Baby steps I guess.
I think here you have to jump through a lot of hoops to demonstrate you are a fit person to have guns, over there it seems you have to shoot some people before they'll take your guns away.
Sadly, its unlikely to be the last incident of this nature.

RE: Some People!

Its a tough one Cat, I've found if you try to talk about these things it usually ends up much worse. I'd be saying hello once, if I get no reply then say- Must be a bit of rope hanging out the car door hey?
Then she goes completely ballistic.

RE: "THE HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE"

An eye for an eye, makes us both blind.

RE: "THE HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE"

Yes I've been to Jerusalem, the Dead sea, and Tel Aviv. I'm sure there's a lot I didn't see, I couldnt claim to be an expert.
I hope they can sort out their problems and get on with things, but I'd say they're all a bit caught up in biblical stories from a past era.
It would seem more realistic for them to build a wall and not have much to do with each other.

RE: "THE HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE"

Rubbish Crazy, neither side is blameless.

Perhaps a disproportionate response could be argued, but even then... One side fires home-made rockets indiscriminately into a suburban area, the other side retaliates with helicopter gunships... Maybe they should retaliate with home-made rockets fired indiscriminately into suburban areas. But I can see why they dont.

The poor folks who lose their land because its cheaper to make a straight wall, they really should be fairly compensated for their loss.

RE: "THE HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE"

And how far would you have to look to find the other side saying similar things? Not real far would be my guess.

RE: "THE HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE"

Like most conflicts, you have two opposing sides both doing some pretty ordinary things to each other. To suggest either side is completely blameless and being picked on for no reason is naive at best.

RE: Ever Been Beaten Up By A Woman?

All South African women are like that, some are even worse.

RE: Forget my other blogs

Ah yes, The Good Ole days...Lets elevate them to an unreachable level of perfection, then keep looking back fondly with rose-coloured glasses, whilst doing nothing to actually improve the current situation.

RE: Ah yes

Well, any less than 90 degrees, and my towel (or hat) will fall off.

RE: loneliness

The usual, drink bottles, stuffed animals, newspapers... I must have missed the one with the cats, hopefully they repeat it sometime.

RE: Ah yes

The exact opposite of the Northern hemisphere.

RE: loneliness

I saw her on that show- compulsive hoarders.

RE: Ah yes

White with 2...

RE: Divorced?

She's like-I'm divorced. I'm like- well get on to the end of this then.

RE: When you are expected to pay for lunch or dinner on the first date offline. Online dating No.2

If we get KFC drive through, would it appear miserly if I asked her for petrol money? It takes ages to get served, and I like to keep the air con running. I'm just so confused and dont know what to do right now.

RE: Divorced?

This is about you getting a divorce, not me getting a fat.

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