Everybody on the internet wants to meet somebody completely out of their league, thats just human nature...
Same way you dont buy a 10 dollar lottery ticket hoping to win 3 bucks so you can tell yourself its better than nothing... But when she tells me on monday I won 3 bucks, I'll think to myself- of well, better than nothing.
Sheesh, if I knew that I'd have semi defrosted a bag of chops or picked a seductive watermelon. Now I've got a half a thawed chook and half a mongrel, thanks a bunch.
Similar, but further up the scale... Like when you're trying to drag yourself across the floor using an eyebrow, because everything else isnt working properly.
Nah not really. Take holding a door open for example, I dont wait for the person to ask. Same as when somebody falls off their skateboard and is unconscious, I dont wait till they wake up then offer to call the meatwagon.
Its good to get a big steaming mug of coffee, then dunk a particularly thick kranksi in it. Its very mesmerising watching the ripples as the kranski goes in and out of the coffee. And sometimes its good to make reassuring statements such as- you like that? ohh yeah, take it baby... and so forth.
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RE: Can't believe I missed Kiss A Ginger Day
As long as the rugs match the curtains.