Yeah Molly, thats only because you are scared on my animal magnetism, and realise that one little "hi" from me and you'd be at my front gate trying to tear it off the hinges, after chewing your fingernails down to bloody stumps from horniness.
I must admit, when I see a profile and it says "Send a decent message, dont just say hi", I always send a "Hi" to see if they're serious or not. Half the time they reply "how are you" anyway...
You'd look great in it. I have seen headscarves they make for the surf lifesavers from that background, like a swimsuit fabric. I'm sure they're doing the same for active wear.
Yes that sounds like a recipe for disaster, telling one wife how pretty the other wife is. They can usually tell what your income is by what car you drive and the state of your house, maybe its different in other countries...
I'm happy to mentor you a bit, until you get your own ideas.. You could start with a blog about waking up in the dentists office, with your pants on back to front. You hear about these things happening all the time, and so I've started wearing my pants back to front when I arrive, so they're the right way round when I wake up.
Yes, last time I went to Malaysia, I was saddened to see so many chickens without feet. I'd just assumed it was landmines, or a ploy to make begging at the train station easier, but obviously I was incorrect in my beliefs.
now you're in Mexico, its time to find where all the other poms go to eat baked beans and whinge about the weather. And how much better things are back in Smegpoole.
As long as you put "holding hands on the beach" as an interest, you should be right. Even if you're a quadruple amputee living in Nepal or Bhutan, still put it up or people will think you're abnormal.
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RE: Give me a break
Thats why I dont live in France.