RE: "THE FINAL CUT"

It also appears that the tyres still have air in them... Though I've never personally shot a car with a machine gun, I think at least one of the tyres would be flat.

RE: No Wars

For a long time I've thought aid distribution should be done by women. Give money to a poor African country, usually the head man goes out and buys himself a bullet-proof BMW or some other pointless ostentatious display of wealth and power, while the people starve.

RE: Sinners

Some of my happiest memories, are from when I was living in sin.

RE: Latest on Weinstein, charges are filed

We all know what a casting couch means. We all now see the casting couch was well used. Working out who declined will always be much more difficult than seeing who accepted.

RE: Dinner after birthday

Happy Birthday Little sun!

RE: I Don't Ask For Much

Bubby get pizza for cat!


...Another quote from Bad boy Bubby.

RE: I Don't Ask For Much

You'll double your chances if you aren't fussy about gender.

RE: the antisocial

Kiss a hermit today. Its probably been a while, and they'll probably make the most of it.

RE: What to do?

Try whacking off, usually works a treat.

RE: Waking up Tomorrow Morning as a Man or Woman

Not just builders, there's the truck drivers as well.

RE: Waking up Tomorrow Morning as a Man or Woman

Well thats something to look forward to I guess.

RE: Waking up Tomorrow Morning as a Man or Woman

Nah, a tall skinny woman is way hotter than a tall skinny bloke.

RE: Would You Use This?

I'd probably slam into it while chasing the pigeons.

RE: Waking up Tomorrow Morning as a Man or Woman

It would depend which type of woman. If I was a bigger girl, then obviously I'd be putting together a feed. If I was a hotty, then I'd be rubbing one out or tormenting the builders at the building site prowling up and down the fenceline wearing skimpy clothes.

RE: "WHEN IT COMES TO GUNS"

In theory that is correct... In practice it is not, according to our experience here...

RE: "WHEN IT COMES TO GUNS"

I dont think people are imagining that all guns will be banned, but some sensible restrictions- like banning military assault rifles and semi automatic weapons, would be a good start. We did just that after our last mass murder, and havent had another one since then. There is a black market, but the average Joe probably wouldnt be able to find it easily.

RE: making the first move

And if the vans a rockin' dont come knockin'

RE: Are the All Blacks really so Good???

Unfortunately, they are that good. It hurts watching a game.

RE: My Brother Died Yesterday

Sorry to hear of your loss. You never get over it, but you get used to it with time,

RE: the one thing

Whacking off. I'm not giving that up for anybody.

RE: Profile Honesty

Me either, when work finishes I just focus on straightening up a bit.

RE: REVENGE

I think you're getting too much sensible advice. Break into his house and take a dump in his shower, that sorts the men from the boys...

RE: Profile Honesty

I thought you'd go for the exotic, like a nail gun or a paint roller. A slide hammer at the very least.

RE: Profile Honesty

Nah, some require a trowel...

RE: Profile Honesty

Its fortunate that some things don't require a spirit level.

RE: Profile Honesty

I'd say a few sore women, more like it

RE: Profile Honesty

It happens to me all the time at the building site, but fortunately near enough is good enough. Same as internet dating really.

RE: Profile Honesty

And I have some building experience, so don't be surprised when I notice an irregularity with the skirting boards during lovemaking.

RE: Profile Honesty

In general it doesen't, I only make the exception for your sweet self. And only after due consideration.

RE: Profile Honesty

It all starts with profile honesty.

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