RE: Profile Honesty

I'm fairly honest in my profile, so I'm not expecting miracles. And I dont really care actually.

RE: Met Someone In The Parking Lot

I wouldnt mind smashing a hotty in the parking lot.

EGGS

I have 12 baskets. That way, when I buy eggs I dont have to put them all in one basket. To make it more interesting, I get really wasted and hide them around the house.

RE: They say that the Woman loves what she hears

Van Gough had it all worked out...

EGGS

Would you balance all your knives on the edge of the bench, where they could easily fall and cause a serious accident? No. So why do you insist on taking unnecessary risks with the eggs? And, why aren't more people blogging about this kind of thing? I'd say the government is trying to cover it up.

RE: They say that the Woman loves what she hears

Yes, women will take your house,your car, your boat... and when you have nothing left, they'll take your ears too.

RE: age

I think its relative, to the stage of life. Say, a 21 year old guy with a 16 year old girlfriend, or vice versa, in my observation the older partner often seems a bit of a late developer. Over time its not such a big deal, a 50 year old dating a 40 year old, its no big deal as they're probably in the same stage of life.

Money and/or prestige sometimes might be a factor, like Hugh Heffner or Mick Jagger may appear to be to the outside world.

RE: Man cave

sounds like a plan.

RE: Man cave

One solution to the goat problem- indoor goat hunting safari tours.

RE: Man cave

With regard to the shed, what kind of power feed does it have? Is it on town water? and is it legal to grow and sell hydroponic dope there? ... Thats what I'd be asking the vendor.

RE: Man cave

Yeah, you should always cool the braking system down with shandy in warmer countries.

RE: makeup

RE: Man cave

Get rid of the goats and use it for rave parties instead. Poofs, glitter, ecstacy, doof doof... or the feeble bleating of some unloveable ruminants waiting to eat your washing off the clothesline. To me its a no-brainer.

RE: Please answer these questions for me...................

They often find the black box in tact after an aeroplane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of the same material...?

And what should I do if I see an endangered animal trying to eat a protected plant?

RE: what does bachelor want ?

Wrong gender for 6 in Sudney...

RE: what does bachelor want ?

I thoughtfully provided the translation bro, its choice as...

RE: what does bachelor want ?

So how am I to recieve this lips if you avoid me?

RE: what does bachelor want ?

Wow, they have that TV show in Bangladesh as well?

RE: Naive traveller

We just stopped there for a few days on the way to Europe, broke the flight up a bit. I'd love to go back there soon.

I never found out what it meant, I suspect it was about the two of us only getting only one bowl of food, but as I did offer more money you'd think he'd have taken it and made a second bowl up. I think I'll send her an email, just saying "ha" and see what happens.

RE: Cheerleaders ate my Pony

Oh well, you'll know for next time- eat the cheerleaders first. The coal mine people will understand, they're used to it.

RE: Naive traveller

A few months ago in Shanghai, The HA incident occurred to myself and my mother.

So I see a vendor with a wooden cart, and people buying food from him. So I figured it must be nice and I'll get some. It was noodles with bean sprouts and a few things with heaps of chilli. I saw somebody else give him 8, so I gave him 8, smiled and nodded. he asked a few questions, I figured asking did I want sauce or something, so I smiled and nodded again. He whisked it up in a jiffy, and it was ready.

Then he said "ha". I looked at Mum and she looked at me "ha?", maybe the guy wants more money so I offered. He shook his head and waved his hands, and said slowly and carefully "HA". We had no idea what he was talking about, and didnt want to rip him off or anything. I tried saying "ha" a few times, to no effect. By now a few Chinese folks had gathered to watch, and he turned to them and said "ha", they all nodded as though it was a reasonable thing to say and said "ha" back to him. We were in a complete gridlock, and had to wait it out while he said various things in Chinese to explain what "ha" meant, by this stage I found myself noddiing to try and calm the situation, but it only made the guy talk faster, at least it would be over sooner.

The food was nice and we got many laughs, looking back on the HA incident.

RE: World Hole Day

I think she's lovely.


RE: Visitors

I left out the racial element of that little wisdom for which you wouldn't qualify- Pommy houseguests.

RE: World Hole Day

When you've dug yourself into a hole, the smart thing to do is to stop digging...

RE: World Hole Day

The thing is, I got quite excited hearing Molly talking about her hole. The kicker is, its in the back yard.

RE: World Hole Day

RE: The cycle of life...

Get over yourself bloody, its not the you killed an animal, its just you did it completely incompetently. Game over.

RE: Honesty on the blogs.

When things are done by necessity, in the most humane way possible, nobody would object. Done for show, barbarically by somebody obviously not equipped or empathic to animal welfare, almost everyone objects. We are mostly human here, and the level of objection to animal cruelty reflects this.

RE: The cycle of life...

Many?... most... and for good reason.

RE: Honesty on the blogs.

I think civilisation is where I came unstuck, such a fluid concept. I bet I could humanely despatch and dress a kangaroo or wallaby much quicker, but it'd be less graphic. And completely against the law.

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