Yes, we're more civilised... You'd expect a visit from the authorities for needless cruelty like that, it would be against the law here. It obviously is fine there, which is less civilised. ... Next question?
I didn't say anything about being humans of the highest degree, you made that up... We just don't allow needless animal cruelty like that, We stopped out entire live beef trade when it was revealed some animals were being killed inhumanely in Vietnam, being bashed to death with a sledgehammer.
My main point, is that the meat will taste nicer if you kill humanely. Which isn't any more difficult or expensive to do.
You'll get nicer tasting meat if you kill humanely, bullets are about 15 cents here and couldnt cost much more there. You'd certainly expect a visit from the authorities if you pulled a stunt like that in my country, but hey, we're a bit more civilised.
In most African countries, nobody gets along with their neighbours very much. Its because there are rhinoceroses all over the place taking massive dumps, and the neighbours pet giraffe keeps leaning over the fence and eating the poor guy's dope plants.
The rules of golf are very strict, you have to play it from where it lands. Even if that means waiting till they've gone to work then removing a section of the fence, if there's no way of clearing it. However, sometimes I'm a bit too busy with other things, particularly at night, so I just lean over the fence and drop it straight in and take an extra shot on my scorecard. I'll have to get my own clubs one day, the neighbours keep asking me how much longer I need to borrow them for.
So thats a double whammy for the Asian guys, small knobs and none of the women are interested in them... Oh well at least they're really good at maths, but pretty hopeless at driving.
There is nothing as satisfying, as successfully chipping a dog turd into the neighbours pool with a sand wedge. Except for a 9-iron perhaps, or if you live on a large block then maybe a 3-wood. But by then, you'll need to get a larger breed of dog, and feed it some kind of binding agent such as breadcrumbs and/or cotton wool.
It might come in handy when selling furniture... Yes, you could get the budget priced lounge, but its a bit munted. However, we also stock the deluxe model with recliner and drink holder...
I forgive her, she's right into slightly younger...
But, myself, I dont play any instruments but worked with musicians for years. I much prefer the look of the headstock of the Strat, the telly looks a bit nuggety and munted in comparison.
Well we are seeing a lot of the ladies claim to have no experience of love-dolls, but show a detailed technical knowledge of how they work. The other week when I had Devonshire tea and scones at molly's house, I couldnt help but notice several discarded bicycle tyre repair kits, but no signs of a bicycle. And why she has an air compressor in her kitchen, well the mind boggles.
Myself, I'd adopt a very reasoned and considered approach before making a few moves. I'd closely inspect the seams for signs of wear and tear, check all the valves for signs of corrosion etc., then estimate what kind of punishment it could withstand. I'd be cautious about getting too carried away in public view, otherwise rescuers might see whats going on and think- he's obviously happy where he is, so lets just take a few selfies and put it on facebook.
So to surmise, I'd say about 18 hours after she washed ashore.
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RE: The cycle of life...
Hmm, thats just another label right...? Or do we pick and choose like the kiwi knob?