RE: The first teleport step taken At LAST

It worked in Trainspotting, and another even more insane film The acid house. So yeah, subtitles would help so.

RE: The first teleport step taken At LAST

Even then, you might be one of the unlucky ones that gets made into frozen lasagna.

RE: The first teleport step taken At LAST

Exactly. Like the guy who found a genie in a bottle who granted him just one wish... He wanted to be hung like a horse, so SHAZAM! the genie turned him into a horse.

It's a lovely day today.

I do sometimes wonder, maybe it's not for me.

RE: The first teleport step taken At LAST

I have a picture of a Lamborghini in my profile...

RE: We Carbon Based Life Forms Have Had Good Run. BUT

There's nothing to worry about.

RE: can i find a good man in iowa?

Cedar- I'm thinking forest or sawmill. Rapids- I'm thinking canoe or hydroelectric power station.

That's where I'd be looking.

RE: The first teleport step taken At LAST

I'd never do anything like that, after watching The Fly...

But yeah, thats an impressive whinge about catching an aeroplane. I find other people are the main problem, things like people with smelly feet deciding they'll take their shoes off.

RE: Last chance .....

Well maybe we should have a welcome back party on the blogs, all get on the 'cid. Maybe a goon bag...

RE: how america became the apotheosis of antintellectualism

I just assumed everyone has a degree. Except those who leave caps lock on all the time, knuckle dragging mouth breathers.

RE: how america became the apotheosis of antintellectualism

Americans are so lovely, especially Gwen Stefani, she's totally awesome.

RE: We Carbon Based Life Forms Have Had Good Run. BUT

On the one hand, the planet is becoming overpopulated and polluted.

On the other hand, we're trying to stop cancer and malaria killing people, and thinking up even more ways of polluting the planet.

RE: Last chance .....

It does not sound like the acid is much good at all really.

RE: Snoring - help

Nah I would. No need for us both to suffer, I'd best get some rohypnol hey.

RE: Snoring - help

Snoring has never been a major issue for me, I sleep through it.

RE: If I said you had a beautiful body..

I'm just thinking, if a ball-lift is cheaper than a face-lift, which it probably is, maybe its better to have that procedure done so they sit nicer and present better.

Groceries.

Its a good idea.

RE: WHY SOME PEOPLE CHOOSE TO BE NEGATIVE?

I'd like to see all the negative people pulling each others hair.

RE: Settling for less than perfect

I dont really know, any more.

RE: Back on CS again after a failed relationship

One thing I find helps me in these situations, is to crank up the Lady Gaga on my car stereo and do a few burnouts at the supermarket car park. Then I go to the drive through at KFC and try to yell over the music.

RE: "SEVEN DAYS IN PURGATORY"

Great you're back big fella, keep on truckin' in the free world...

RE: Hey Y'all Canucks...HAPPY CANADA DAY!

So what time do they all stuff their hands into the pudding?

Happy Canada Day!

RE: Cannabis legalization

In Australia, its a lot easier to get crystal meth (ice) than it is to get cannabis. Any parent should be extremely frightened about this, wherever you live the stuff is everywhere and very cheap. Part of the problem is limited resources being wasted busting old hippies for weed, to make the statistics look good.

RE: Australian Cardinal and Aide to Pope

Its been coming for a while, not surprising they threw him on the fire. Hopefully it can be cleaned up and made a respectable institution again, he's far from being the only one.

RE: Complain Complain Complain

OK then. Tracks has explained. Case closed.

RE: Complain Complain Complain

Yeah Daniella, I think that would be back to front, which Jimi also did, above his bead. And with his teeth, and sometimes setting it on fire. No doubt guitar shops and dentists around the world benefitted from Jimi's creativity as folks attempted to emulate him... Playing upside down, the thinner higher note strings are at the top, as opposed to the thicker lower note strings as normally are.

RE: Complain Complain Complain

Sorry, I'm not complaining about the man or his guitar, if anything I'd complain about my inability to play any instrument more complex than the triangle... To my less educated mind, the neck or machine heads appear upside down, some of the greats like Jimi Hendrix played a right handed guitar upside down to accomodate being left handed. Equally, the guitar could be made that way...

RE: Complain Complain Complain

So is that a Jackson guitar, are you a left hander, or is it a Charvel-looking thing?

I dont play myself, but a lot of my mates do, something about the guitar and hands does not sit right. Or maybe it does and there's some other factor.

RE: Welcome to the mad house

Great blog. Pure genius. Awesome guy...

RE: Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Sorry biff, I meant to reply before when you blogged an answer to something. I can only read the first 3 or so words of a blog with my phone so I gave up trying.

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