Did you know that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity? I was going to the clairvoyants' meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events. It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives. I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims. Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive." A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
i always enjoy your a funny guy or crazy either way is fine i think that sometimes when we have been alone for a while we kinda go into an auto pilot mode we still do all the things that we normally do we just aren't paying attention to the people around us . sometimes we just need someone to say hey wake up . so say hi to her offer her a taco that usually works .
no if you send me mail i will mail you as long as you mail back also if your letters start getting short so will mine . unless of course you have taco flavored kisses then you would never get rid of me no matter what .lol.
you know what makes me feel better sometimes looking at the stars at night the universe is so large it reminds me of just how irrelevant i am in the greater scheme of things then all of my problems don't seem so bad .
denmcintyre you are so right i am falling behind on the taco jokes but when it comes to tacos i am like a black hole the people around me can't even smell my tacos .lol.
patmac much respect to the trenches bro. ....... or taco bell
hello hello hello hello hello lol. echo echo echo echo lol i'm king of the world world world world . hey stop copying me me me me . you shut up shut up shut up shut up no you shut up shut up shut up shut up i told you to shut up first first first first .
i have been thinking of replacing all the mirrors in the house with those funny funhouse mirrors it may and or may not help my self esteem but it would be funny .
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TACO LOVE 
i only have one question do you have taco flavored kisses ?
RE: Urgency: I am searching for a frog
no frogs just taco's super sorry