RE: What are we DOING??

Hello Grapewine,

How am I doing? I'm okay, maybe, sort of , kind of. Wondering if I should post a blog or something. Not sure.

I hadn't seen you for a while and thought I drop in on your blog and say Hello, and may you have a nice cool fun weekend.

RE: Freaky Story

Anyways,

I know a lady who finally got her chance to go out with a guy she had had a crush on for a long long time.

They went to a Chinese Restaurant. Just after the meal, she read her fortune cookie paper inside, and it read, "Confusions say "You will get scr*wed tonight."

Oh, she got all giggly and smiles and rosy on the face. Just then, her date excused himself to go to the restroom.

When he never came back, she ended up having to pay for the dinner bill.
Afterwards, she thought, "That darn cookie was right. I did get scr*wed. Scr*wed having to pay the bill. Darn it!"

And so the moral of this story is "you can't lose for winning." or something like that.

RE: Freaky Story

Heyy Johnnyyy,

You say it freaked the sh*t out of you?
Well then, next time a lady you date should say, "oh, you're so full of sh*t!"

You just tell her, "No, not anymore. The other day I freaked the sh*t out of me, so I'm okay and regular now."

RE: Is the real truth being hidden?

Heyyyyyyyy Jooooohhhhhnnnnnnyyyyy!!!!

WTF? Excuse me, (seeing as how this is a 'G' rated blog) I meant What the heck?

5 inches? Seriously? Is everybody they polled or tested have stunted physical growth or something?
Come on now, let's be reasonable. Sheesh!

Charley Hoarse and Big Richard would be shocked to hear of such a thing.

Come to think of it, Kissy Myas and Eileen Ohver would also be shocked.

doh

cheers

RE: problem...as a single attractive man

Hey hey there Johnny!!

I remember one lady named Mabel Serrup whom I was in a relationship with for three days.
Then suddenly, she started messing around with a guy named Chorizo Aneggs.

Now, Chorizo was a young buck. He was also very good at Pocket Pool. I think he went to tournaments as well.

She did me wrong. You know because a three day relationship. Now that was a long time, and things can serious after such a long time like that.

Anyways, I didn't fuss or argue with her. I just let her go.
After she admitted it her cheating to me, I was walking away from her when she shouted at me, "Hey wait! Please don't go. Don't go. Please."

So, I walked back to her and said, "Really?"

She had a cruel smile and said, "Yeah! Please Don't Go. Please Don't Go Holding Yourself Back. Get the h*ll out of here! Get lost! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hee heee hee hee!"

Whew! She really believed in the ole "Cruel to be kind" method of relationships.

Oh well.

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RE: Blogland Party: Calling All Bloggers

Hey CH,

You're still as fun and as pretty as ever.

By the way, did you ever show Johnny your favorite bridge?

Just wondering.

grin

RE: who gets their way? men ... or ....women?

Heyy heyy Johnny,

WTF kind of blog is this? Oops, excuse my language. I know this is probably a Rated G blog.

Anyways, I 'member when I went out with Kissy Myas. Whew! She wanted what she wanted and when she wanted it. She was not going to wait.

When she wanted romantic action, there was no wait in her. She demanded or she would beat the crap out of me. Sheesh!

By the way, what does Promiscuouis mean? Is that when a person's eye gets cloudy vision or something?
confused

cheers

RE: here is one that is a bit obscure

Johnny,

I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger said his famous OWL line in the Terminator movie.

He said, "Owl be back!"

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RE: giving money to somebody else...and then find out

Hey Johnny,

What the heck is going on? I haven't seen you on here since the last time I seen you on here.

Anyways, this FRIEND OF YOURS, he should stop sending money and instead start sending her aluminum cans and plastic bottles for her to sell at the recycling centers.

In this way, she gets her money and together they also help the environment by recycling.

Oh, and also, I'm sure the lady he sends the cans and bottles to, will be thrilled, flattered and oh so happy that he sent her all that trash instead of money.

Cool, huh?

cheers

RE: Our planet....we are being told it is a sphere.

Johnny,

I also want to add, maybe the Dog Man of Michigan really exists. If so, maybe he can get together with the Cat Lady of the nearest Neighborhood.

smoking groundhog

beer

RE: Our planet....we are being told it is a sphere.

Heyyy Johnny,

But
what if the earth is not north and south? What if the north is actually the south? What if the earth is floating sideways in the universe?

I think if you listen to Pink Floyd "Dark side of the moon" and smoke and drink, you might experience feeling the earth actually moving where you can feel it.

Or not. Just saying. dunno

cheers

RE: How would you sleep....if....

HOW WOULD YOU SLEEP?

Hey Johnny,

Now I don't know if it's true, but I heard of a guy somewhere in Michigan that sleeps with his hand between two round pillows. And - and sometimes he puts his face between the pillows too.

Not sure why he does all that. confused

grin

cheers

RE: We need help. Add suggestions for an orderly future

A-ha! You need suggestions for a Chatter, categories, something of interest, something fun (or something like that).

Hmmm - let me see. What ideas can I come up with. Hmm. confused

Perhaps a few drinks and then I can sleep on it and see what ideas I can come up with for a Chatter. drinking

Sheesh! Thinking is hard to do. frustrated

RE: Men....attract women and keep them.

Here's the second video you posted on this blog:

RE: Men....attract women and keep them.

Johnny,

So people can see your videos better. Here's the first video you posted on your blog:

RE: Men....attract women and keep them.

Okay, just kidding.

Maybe the guy on your posted video has had those methods work for him, but not all men or women are the same. Not all like the same things. Some may like to be treated different than what the guy in the video says. Maybe a few will like what he says.

Some people like artificially flavored imitation hamburgers from the mini marts. Other people don't.

The world is always more interesting with variety. Variety is the spice of life.
Or something like that.

drinking groundhog

RE: Men....attract women and keep them.

Heyy hey Johnny!!!

Do you think maybe Ew-Tube is becoming or has become the new supermarket Tabloid Magazines, with so much Trustworthy Information?

I mean, come on now. The headlines on this one have got to be for real.
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cheers

RE: women's discrimination

Johnny,

The ole saying goes, "Don't judge a cover by it's book."

I went out with an oh so very pretty lady, and uh, well when she kissed me on the cheek, she left some jelly like stuff on my cheek. So, I told her, "Hey, what is that jelly like stuff on my cheek?"

She was embarrassed and answered, "Oh, silly me. I'm sorry. I kissed your cheek and some of my denture adhesive stuck onto your face. I must have put too much on before we met tonight."

doh

RE: lol...just did something funny

Johnny,

if I was a scammer, I sure as heck am not any good at it. I'm always BROKE! doh

Yes, I think that was the same lady. First she said she was from Harley. Later she said she was from Davidson.

Oh well, as you say, You can't lose for winning. cheers

RE: lol...just did something funny

Heyy heyyy Johnny!!!!

A similar thing happened to me. Maybe it was the same lady.

She sent me a "LIKE," then she wrote to me. I answered back.

After talking dirty for a few minutes, you know, the usual stuff people do when they meet on dating sites.

Anyways, after those few minutes, she asked me if I could fly her over to visit me because she said, "Oh, I feel that I love you and want to marry you. I don't want a young good looking guy. I want you! Yes! Yes! I suddenly feel I love you. Please, fly me over to you right away."

When I answered, "Well, that sounds real nice and all, but right now I don't have much money. You'll have to wait until I sell some aluminum cans and plastic bottles next week."

She then replied, "What? You don't have money?"

I answered, "No, not too much right now."

Suddenly she stopped being nice and wrote in capital letters, "Well, f*** you then! Who the hail do you think you are flirting with me, trying to get in my pants and then not having any money? F*** you and don't ever write to me again! You jerk!"

Sheesh! And here I thought maybe she was the ONE for me. The one had I had been waiting for all my life, or something like that.

frustrated

RE: pop-up ads

Johnny,

I posted a blog about this last week, and then removed the blog a day later. There is News Reel Screen video that pops up right at the top of every blog.

However, everyone I mentioned this to, seemed to think it was just happening to me. It must be in my settings or something they said. Yet, I don't get that pop up stuff on other websites I visit. It seems to be exclusive to this site only.

I don't know what is going on, but the pop-up stuff does interrupt a user's experience on this site, and makes it difficult to navigate, having to click on the x to close them every time they come up, and they come up over and over again.

confused

RE: Women can drive men crazy.

Johnny,

I think maybe just let him have some time to himself, then maybe reach out to him and just listen to all he has to get out and say to someone. Then, maybe get him to go out for a walk, ride a bike on a bike trail. Some kind of exercise, something to try and keep the mind off the problems and onto other things. The exercise will help the circulation in his body and mind, and will help him to feel a little better, and eventually better.

Most of all, being a friend and a good listener will help a lot.

RE: Women can drive men crazy.

I knew a guy and girl who were High School Sweethearts for a long time, even into the College Years. But yet, when they got married, lived together, the whole thing fell apart quickly.

About two years later, the guy met a girl at a restaurant in Vegas. They met one night and maybe had one other date, then the guy asked her to marry him. They really didn't know each other so well, but she said Yes.
They got married right away in Vegas, and their relationship, their marriage worked out great. They've been together for many years since.

Sometimes, when the life feels like it's crumbling to a bitter end, there could be something great and wonderful coming the next day, the next hour or very very soon. Just gotta hang in there.

RE: Women can drive men crazy.

Johnny,

Things happen. Sometimes you think you really know someone, and then you may marry them or get really involved with them, only to find that they later turn against you.

I've known people who really got depressed to the point of wanting to end their life over a relationship they thought was going really well.

They say Think Positive. But sometimes that Thinking Positive can bring a person way down, when they had so much faith in someone they loved so much and then it didn't work out no matter what they did.

Just got to find the strength to move on and know. The right one is still out there, and a person finds that right one, all that heartache from the past will have been worth the wait.

RE: Women can drive men crazy.

I suppose some people out there really do need Love on Purpose. confused

RE: Women can drive men crazy.

Johnny,

It might be too late for me. When Kissy Myas broke up with me, I became exclusive or reclusive, and I found purpose in --> beer wine and partying, rock n roll, and endless one night affairs with loose woman at nightclubs.

Whew! doh

RE: Signs He Is Not For You

I once went out with a lady that put many Effers through.

She would say, "That boss of mine is real F-er!"
"My 4 ex-husbands are all a bunch of F-ers!"

And she also IGNORED ME TOO, after I paid the Dinner bill. doh

Oh well, I guess a person can't lose for winning.

RE: Cost Of Living

And and my dog is expensive. He insists on eating only the best hamburgers that cost 10 to 15 dollars, while I eat meatballs and spaghetti from a can. doh

RE: Cost Of Living

LouLou,

Yes, the cost of living, the cost of everything has gone up and it keeps on going up. Housing is through the roof. Groceries are 3 times higher than a year ago. One basically has to be a millionaire these days. And even Millionaire status is not as great of a thing as it once was.

I know of younger people who tell me they are asking for raises at their jobs or looking for better paying jobs, even though some are making 25 dollars, 35 and more.

One financial expert said last year that a person would have to make at least $50 an hour to make ends meet in most areas.

Just thought I'd add my two cents here. Err, 20 cents with inflation. doh

RE: Would you date a writer?

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