robrt787 Blog Comments (2,572)

RE: Is it only me?

Johnny,

you ate while you were on the loo? Heck, that's like putting oil in a car that leaks a lot of oil. You're loading it up as fast as it's loading out!

RE: Is it only me?

I want to go to Vegas.
Who wants to come with me?

RE: Is it only me?

Johnny,

that's discussing, I mean disgusting!

Just you telling me that right now, made me lose my appetite for a late night snack.

RE: Is it only me?

A friend asked me, "Why do you got roaches in your bathroom?"

I answered ,"Well, I don't have an outhouse, so when they gotta go, they gotta go someplace. Sheesh! Come on now. Let's be reasonable."

RE: Is it only me?

The roaches naturally wear if I'm shining a blue light on them. They get their glasses at the dollar store.

RE: Is it only me?

Does that blue light help in locating roaches?

RE: Is it only me?

Well, lemmee see, there's posters of some CS ladies. and-a lemmee see, what else?

RE: Is it only me?

Heck, I leave the door open, and use my cell phone in there too. Why not? Nobody knows.
And, and that blue light special helps me to look at my black light rock n roll posters on the wall.

RE: Is it only me?

Johnny,

I remember a small business office I knew of, they had a telephone in the restroom next to the toilet, so they could take calls or make calls from there.

Of course, the person calling in, didn't know they were talking to someone on the toilet seat, until they heard the roar of the flush.

RE: 1 thing interesting, the other questionable

I got something long, going down and sticking out just at the bottom of one of my pant legs.

Oh, heck, after checking, I know what it is.

RE: Conor Let me Down.....

Rose,
I'm just kidding! See --> :justkiddingemoji:

RE: Conor Let me Down.....

I've gambled on relationships, I've taken a gamble with some jobs I've had, taken lots of gambles, because nothing in this life is for certain. Well, except moving raisins bread and taxes.


The Fixer often gambles.

RE: Conor Let me Down.....

Maybe "proper twelve irish whiskey"

RE: Conor Let me Down.....

Lukeon,

DARN IT! Don't you just hate when that happens?

When a favorite loses, this calls for a couple of -->

However, when a favorite wins, this calls for a celebration and a couple of -->

Either way.

RE: Adam

And then one Friday night, God created -->

RE: flow of life

Johnny,

this guy --> is holding a beer in one hand, and in the bottom portion not shown, he's draining the pipe, or something like that.

RE: flow of life

Cool, huh?

RE: flow of life

Johnny,

I know some people who think THIS --> is the flow of their lives.

RE: flow of life

I think all women are beautiful and unique in their own ways. I've liked some that perhaps my friends didn't think we're attractive or kind. So, beauty? Depends on each persons view.

I've known very beautiful women who have their head in the right place, very nice, intelligent, caring and so on. So, I can't say if you find someone not to your liking in the area of looks that she will be good. Nor that if you find one extremely attractive to your liking, that she will be bad.

The world is filled with lots of good people, men and women.. and critters

RE: flow of life

And Johnny,

there've been times when you're trying to make things work with one lady, who obviously doesn't really want to be with you, and the same time, there are other beautiful, wonderful, gorgeous, kind women or woman who really likes you and wants you more.

But, you pass up that chance for trying to stay with that one lady you may have your heart set on, but who is just not ever going to accept you again or ever.

So, you miss out on the other one who really wanted you. Because when all hope is done with the one you had your heart set on, by that time, the other one has moved on or found another guy.

Oh well.

RE: flow of life

Johnny,

with my blog, it was more about, well, how quickly time passes, and some of the most important things can go overlooked or put on wait, untill someday we find ourselves looking back and wondering what could have been.

RE: social distancing

If only they could make the same "6 foot distance" rule for cars on the freeway.

RE: Mellow

Lukeon,

man, this is one mellow blog, dude! Cool.

RE: "yes we can" played in reverse

In reverse it would be,

Can we yes
or
nac ew sey

The UFO people often say UFO in reverse when they get upset. The shout, "O F U!"

RE: History Channel's Curse of Oak Island

Johnny,

just thought I'd lend some help. You know, not everyone can afford 700 8K ultra HD cable TV channels and a flip phone like you can.

Didn't you say you also had one of them new Super Duper TURBO WHIRL Flushing Toilets that could basically flush down branches of trees and stuff like that?

RE: Holiday Cheer!

Happy Holidays to you too, Miss Santa!

RE: "If it is good enough for them, it is good enough for everyone."

JUST take it already! Sheesh!

RE: "If it is good enough for them, it is good enough for everyone."

Johnny,

Are we all not guinea pigs in one way or another, anyways? People who think they're not, think again. How many times have we all been the testers for a new medicine or food? Many times, whether we were told or not.

How many times has a doctor told us that if a certain prescription makes you feel bad, let me us know and we will change the prescription, after it's already messed us up and got in our system.

How many lawyers do you see advertising on TV, "If you used this pill, medication from 2016 to 2019, you may be able to file a lawsuit against whatever company."

There's no conspiracies, it's just a new vaccine. Take it, or wait to take it, or don't take it at all. whatever.

RE: "If it is good enough for them, it is good enough for everyone."

Astranea,

If people were told not to take the vaccine because it gets people high or drunk. People would be getting it, like it's toilet paper on sale.

RE: "If it is good enough for them, it is good enough for everyone."

Johnny,

they make homemade brews, moonshine and people drink them. People eat magic mushrooms and smoke weed. People eat Artificially Flavored Imitation Hamburgers and other foods with preservatives and stuff in them.

People have sx with people they just met at the nightclub the same night.

People read blogs. Yet, they critique whether the vaccine is unsafe or safe.