RE: Snow storm

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RE: This is not the way to get a woman's attention.

Some people should skip over my profile and don't send me any messages.

And here, I was just sthinking of sending you a drink wine and a flattering message.
Oh well. doh

RE: Awareness (9)

Lukeon,

I'm very good at being aware. Sharp as a rubber band.

Wait a minute. What's today? Monday? Thursday? confused

RE: what would you do?

Johnny,

I've been through it. It's gut wrenching emotions, feelings. Very heartbreaking. If this is about your mother, I send her, you and your family my hopes and prayers.

I'd say, be with her as much as you can. Tell her you love her every day. Just do all you can to make her feel as best she can.

May God bless your mother, yourself and all your family and loved ones.

RE: maintain all that good and positive

Hi Ayra,

in this world, as bad as it may seem at times, there is always more good in it than bad. In time, the good, the positives eventually prevail. Love always finds a way regardless of the heartaches, and life goes on, regardless of the trials and tribulations.

RE: Unnecessary risks in the urban environment(3)

oops!

they sell a snow cone like thing at the mini marts here, only they're softer than snow cones. It's called a Slurpee. professor

RE: Unnecessary risks in the urban environment(3)

Lukeon,

they sell a snow cone like thing at the mini marts here, only their softer than snow cones. It's called a Slurpee.

I'm sthinking, err thinking, if people there had more Slurpees. They might all be more chill. grin

RE: All are equal

Hello there my friend Timotie,

Good to see you!

You know, there's also a sugar for coffee called "Equal."

It makes me sthink, err think. If people could all get along, it would be Sweeeeett! grin coffee

RE: DELICACY : PINAS PUTO

My 5th night? I'd be lucky if I could go one night! frustrated

RE: DELICACY : PINAS PUTO

I knew a guy named Bill. He was lazy. His wife called him Futility Bill. beer

RE: DELICACY : PINAS PUTO

I knew a guy named Bill. He was lazy. His wife called Futility Bill. beer

RE: DELICACY : PINAS PUTO

Ashy,

I didn't know you were known as Patti. Gee, I learn something every 20 years. wow

RE: 2 things of curiosity

Johnny,

yes, but there comes a time when a guy needs his Wheetees, plenty of fluids, rest and rehab.. after a romantic action outing with such a restless lady. Whew! Wears me out! doh

RE: 2 things of curiosity

Johnny,

when a person dies, their spirit leaves their body, or their soul leaves their body. Since we are all made of energy, spirit in the first place.. every cell in our body, everything around us, when the energy, spirit leaves our body, so does the blood flow, the thinking, the consciousness, the vision, smell, touch, everything.

It's all energy, spirit, soul.. the body is just our outer shell.
professor

RE: 2 things of curiosity

Johnny,

She's Tooooo active! She needs a young buck like you, or a log to please her! wow

RE: 2 things of curiosity

Johnny,

one of my past girlfriends was basically lifeless when it came to romantic action. Sheesh! frustrated

RE: I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.

LOL Jim grin

I had a doctor by phone appointment the other day, and when she called, I answered, "Pizza Pit! Can I take your order?" pizza

RE: Why?

Keeping up with Technology, there's already a 6G in the works. Was presented at the last Las Vegas Technology convention. Not yet introduced to the public yet, and don't know when it will be. Perhaps in a few years, give or take. Scientists say it will push the boundaries further.

Also at the Las Vegas convention, they presented 8K ultra HD TV's, also not yet available to the general public. At present we have 4K ultra HD TV's.

Just thought I'd let you know. professor

RE: I'm an alcoholic...

Be careful with those alcohol 'no water needed' hand cleansers. Too much use and they start to melt away the grip and fingerprints. Leaving the hands very smooth, perhaps too smooth.

RE: Why I lose my temper

Harbal,

the best things to help ease temper and tension = beer and rollers

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

Yeah, time for me to get some rest too.

And no, that wasn't me doing the Thor shouting. doh

Good night... see you next time.

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

A guy goes a few romantic action rounds with his lady date.
Late that night or very early morning, after all that work, whew!
He takes a shower.

In the shower, he's so proud he went that many times with the lady, that he pounds his chest and yells out loud, "Ha ha! I hammered it! I'm Thor! I'm Mighty Thor! I'm Thor! I'm mighty Thor!"

The lady awakes from all his yelling, knocks on the bathroom door and shouts, "Hey, I'm sore too! But you don't see me shouting all about it! Sheesh!"
grin

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

I have a saying, I hold up three fingers and tell someone, "You see this three fingers? Did you know that Eric Clapton cannot play guitar with these three fingers?"

The person is shocked, and says, "Oh, I didn't know that. And why is that?"

I answer, "Because, you see these three fingers? These three fingers I'm holding out are my three fingers. He can only play guitar with his own fingers."

Oh well, I tried to make it funny. drinking

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

Johnny,

What? A woman wraps her legs around a guy's head? Isn't that a 68? dunno

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

Correction:

A lady was selling cookies. They looked terrible.

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

A lady was selling cookies. The looked terrible. A guy said, "Lady, I wouldn't buy them things even if you were giving them away for free!"

He paused, smiled and added, "Because if they were free, I wouldn't have to pay for them. You get it, lady?"

The lady gave him the one finger salute immediately. uh oh

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

There's that ole saying, "I'm busier than a mouse in a room full of rocking chairs." grin

RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...

What about when a lady insists on taking her car and driving on a date. And she takes you way out of the city.. way out in the boondocks. Then, she stops in a remote area with only the light of the moon above, and she says to you, "Alright buddy! You ever hear of the Hereafter?"

You answer, "Nnn-n-no. Wha-what does that mean?"

She says, "Well, either I get what I'm here after, or you'll be here after I'm gone."

Sheesh! These women. They want it when they want it. doh

RE: Watching movies

Peace of mind is a beautiful thing.

Taking time out from a busy life, to do something that brings joy to ourselves, is a beautiful thing.
It's a healthy thing to do too.

RE: What's Your Favorite Music Video?

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