What about when a lady insists on taking her car and driving on a date. And she takes you way out of the city.. way out in the boondocks. Then, she stops in a remote area with only the light of the moon above, and she says to you, "Alright buddy! You ever hear of the Hereafter?"
You answer, "Nnn-n-no. Wha-what does that mean?"
She says, "Well, either I get what I'm here after, or you'll be here after I'm gone."
Sheesh! These women. They want it when they want it.
After quartertine, I will go for: Long drive with maybe a wild fun lady from CS Foodtrip with maybe a wild fun lady from CS Get blasted drunk with maybe Johnny and wild fun ladies from CS Have a vacation with maybe a wild fun lady from CS
I told you about the lady I usually get haircuts from. She rubs herself all over me, gets on top of me on the chair and everything!!!
I just wonder, what is she going to do when she cuts my hair next time? Will she wear a mask, gloves.. and still wear the low neck v-top and rub that part all over me again?
A body cleansing with a strong, really strong laxative and prune juice and dried peaches. Then after you empty out.. follow that with a 72 hour binge of drinking and drinking! YEAH! That will cure any darn virus, cold … or you'll be so busy in the toilet, and the next 3 days drunk.. you wont notice anyways.
And get Angelpepp to join you in all that activity. Just saying.
As posted in the Drunkard's Medical Science Journal: Lots of drinking of alcoholic drinks fights germs and viruses and whatever else. Besides, people who are really drunk won't know the difference anyways. Or so they say.
It's also been said that Eating Sunflower Seeds takes away bad breath. And squeezing tomatoes under one's armpits helps with armpit odor.
Just some stuff I once heard or read somewhere. Not sure where.
A lady friend of mine always had a nice peachy tan. She used some kind of lotion, and she also did other stuff to make herself tan. That was her Tan Tricks.
I've got a friend who spits a lot when he talks. He can't help it. That's just the way he is. He wears a paper mask, but all the mouth part is always stained wet. That's disgusting!
She was only 21? I think, just like that hot dog eating contest. They should have a Tequila drinking contest. That would be very interesting.. I think.
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RE: some old sayings my dad use to say...
There's that ole saying, "I'm busier than a mouse in a room full of rocking chairs."