RE: "CREATION"..("LASTLY LAST")..(151)

Announcer: “And now, Mother’s Meat Pies presents, the man, the legend, The Ramblin’Man!” head banger

Great to see you back, my friend, from a few weeks time off.

Cool! Keep on doing your thing! thumbs up

RE: were women mistaken/men ignorant/society misinformed?

LouLou,

I can’t do that anymore. My equipment is retired, doesn’t work without a booster prescription. doh

wine

RE: were women mistaken/men ignorant/society misinformed?

And you’ll spend less than 35 dollars too. grin

RE: were women mistaken/men ignorant/society misinformed?

Johnny,

Like LouLou said, “Just please yourself.”
The hand can do it all. laugh

beer

RE: were women mistaken/men ignorant/society misinformed?

But, if both people in the relationship can trust each other to openly express themselves with each other, and if the lady always has lots of cold beer in the refrigerator .. that is very beneficial. beer

RE: were women mistaken/men ignorant/society misinformed?

Sheesh, Johnny,

You mention “Wham, bam, thank you ma’am” like it’s a bad thing. dunno
grin

RE: were women mistaken/men ignorant/society misinformed?

Johnny,

I don’t know much on your blog subject matter, but I think the 3 famous pick-up artists may (or may not) have advice on this matter.

And I quote:
Johnny: “I wouldn’t spend more than 35 dollars on a date.”
Driver: “I’m not spending 3 dollars on a drink for woman.”
Bert: “Okay, I’ll buy her a drink or two.”
laugh

cheers

RE: were women mistaken/men ignorant/society misinformed?

Johnny professor,

This blog is too deep for me. I don’t understand half the adult store language your using in it. professor

Labor Day is this coming Monday. I wonder how many babies will be born on that day,
confused

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny, my friend,

time for me to sprinkle/write my name in the garden outside, then get some rest.. with my pillows of CS ladies silkscreened on them.

Thanks for the fun blog . cheers

RE: took me 30 years to realize

I met a lady on senior meat, and we collected beer cans on a Saturday morning, most of the cans were from her drinking that month.

We took four truck loads to the recycle center.. made 300 dollars, which we took to dine at the plush “Eat Sit” restaurant. Ah, what a time we had. grin

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny,

I’m not complaining, well maybe, but I’m just saying, you know how to flirt and capture the ladies. You tell us here, that you can’t get any action.

But, heck, I bet you’re getting lots of romantic action every night! Every night! And that’s alright. Go for it! You can’t wear it out. grin

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Well, CH invited you to the Philippines, and Usha invited you to her spot, whatever that means. confused

You’ve got lots of ladies who like you. With me, they run away or ignore my blogs. Sheesh! doh

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny,

I know you and the Driver and Bert
You all know how to flirt

Those past GFs of yours didnt get tattoos with your name on them for nothing.

And here on CS, you got all the ladies coming to your blogs. You’re popular with the ladies. beer

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny,

I got a blog later this week that you may like. It’s about how people flirt or not.

I sthink you might like it.grin

RE: took me 30 years to realize

I’m just trying to work “learning new positions” in 30 years , into this blog. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: took me 30 years to realize

For frustration, I recommend Heavy Drinking.cheers

RE: took me 30 years to realize

or half asleep

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny,
I wasn't drunk. I don't drink.. much. I was just half tired or gals asleep... with a kickstand

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny? You still here? Oh well, remember to flush the toilet and spray pine scented air deodorizer in the bathroom when you’re done in there.

Anyways, you know, last night I stayed up late, playing with it all night..
.. the TV remote control grin

RE: took me 30 years to realize

The newest 30 year thing I learned?

You can take any bottled water, label it with a catchy name, and sell it or four times the price.

Fer instance, who wouldn’t pay 5.99 for a bottle of Love Water? drinking grin

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny,

One of my past girlfriends gave two pairs of socks, she bought them at the swap meet. When I washed them, one sock on each pair shrunk or got big. Therefore, I was left with two good socks equalling one good pair.

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Heck, that’s me.. out of mind.. out of alunumum err aluminum cans too. doh

RE: I can't think of anything to blog about...

I can’t think of anything to comment about.. confused
grin

RE: took me 30 years to realize

Johnny,

I guess the ole saying rings true,

“We learn something new every thirty years.” cheers

RE: Women...convinced or have always?

Johnny,

I’ve never had women hate me or dislike me, not that I can remember. They’ve mostly always been cool with me, and I try to be cool with them.

If they should hit on me/flirt, I just smile and say, “Aww-right!” dancing

If they should reject me, cuss me out, or have a “Johnny was here” tattoo. Then, I do this for a quick moment frustrated
Then move on.
cheers

RE: Looking for Love ( in a dating site)

“Fee tines a Maybe,” “Wookin’ Pa Nub” and “????” by Eddie Murphy as Buh Weet

RE: Looking for Love ( in a dating site)

Usha,

Again? More advice? doh

grin

RE: where were the parents?

Johnny,

There seems to be more crime, bad in this world than ever before, or we’re hearing about it more than ever before.

If these people could only take that energy they use to do bad, and use it instead to do good, they themselves would feel better, the world around them would also be better.

Those who do bad are eventually doing themselves in. Seeing those around you in peace and happiness brings one peace and happiness as well.
cheers

RE: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSY!!!"

Happy Birthday Lindsy!

May your birthday be a fun and special day.
May all your days be joyous! applause

RE: trust

Johnny,

Some lady I know, asked me to ask you..
“What the heck is this blog all about, anyways?” confused

laugh rolling on the floor laughing

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