RE: does it make you automatically right?

No, Johnny,

She didn’t want me to see it. She strategically waited til I signed out, knocked out to sleep, then she posted it “for your eyes only.”

Then, then, then she removed it before anyone else could see.

She likes you more than me. I could hear it in her voice... by the way she touches her hair.

By the way, are you two the same person? love rolling on the floor laughing

RE: does it make you automatically right?

My comments are fictional, just for fun. Any similarities to actual situations, marbles bags, turkey basters, michelin tires toys, soap gift sets with comb, persons living and/or romantically dead, is purely coincidental. professor

RE: does it make you automatically right?

So, Johnny

It turned you on? grin



Sheesh! Nobody sends me such pics. blues

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Johnny,

You’re green dot is on, so I guess you’re still logged in since last night. laugh

Anyways, what did Usha give you as your 100th commenter gift?

I don’t see anything. dunno

RE: does it make you automatically right?

By the way, Johnny.

You’re commenter #100 again! cheers

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Ok, gotta go, the laxative is-a calling. help

RE: does it make you automatically right?

$300 ? Yikes! I haven’t had that kind of money since1992. doh

RE: does it make you automatically right?

You’re only shy when it comes to paying for the next round of drinks. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Oh well, she bailed on us. Logged out. I guess she don’t like us anymore.. moping

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Johnny,

You and Usha are very outgoing type people.

I’M the shy one around here. drinking

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Johnny,

Question plus tax: What if some 20 something year old girl outdrank you in a Tequila duel?

RE: does it make you automatically right?

My next comedy story is about playing Golf, and how it can improve your dating. grin

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Johnny,

This blog has gone R rated. That’s why Usha is giving us the “Silent Treatment”
(dramatic music). uh oh

RE: does it make you automatically right?

What the heck kinda question is that? doh

If my neighbor sprinkled in the front yard? I’d give her your phone number, and say, “I think Johnny will like you.” rolling on the floor laughing

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Johnny,

I claim my innocence! I, I, er, well, most of the stuff I say, I just heard from friends somewhere. I don’t have first slippery hand knowledge.
I’m innocent.

You buy that? No? Yes? dunno

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Hey guys, gals..in and out of my restroom tonight. I have a “large” laxative that is just about finished it’s course. Been working on it all day. laugh

RE: does it make you automatically right?

She told me to eat her shorts.

RE: does it make you automatically right?

I knew a lady who wore the same outfit everyday.
When I mentioned it to her, she told to eat her shorts!

Sheesh! That was rude of her. I was only being nice. grin

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Hey, I’m not losing it. I’ve alread lost it. laugh

I’m not corrupt, just like to have fun. grin

RE: does it make you automatically right?

IT was a good gift, Usha. Thank you.

But the best gift I ever got, oh I was 21 and her name was Marlena.. she was a European blonde. Oh yes, yes, yes. I still a-member her to this day. , ahh .smitten

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Alright , I guess I was left talking to myself here. mumbling

RE: does it make you automatically right?

And who the heck stole the comb out of my gift set? drinking

RE: does it make you automatically right?

JOHNNY,

Say something! Help me out, here! wow

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I am half innocent. I mean, 3 minutes of action shouldn’t account for complete destruction of my full innocence. blues

RE: does it make you automatically right?

The last time I let a lady have her way with me, I lost my half innocence. grin

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Turkey baster.. darn auto correct frustrated

RE: does it make you automatically right?

yawn sleep
Wha..? Oh yeah, eh Johnny. Catchy tune there.
Especially liked the lyrics. I guess. confused

grin

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Awwwright! Time for me to go. It’s getting late, and my silk screened picture pillow awaits me. grin

yawn sleep

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Do you remember what the 3 - S’ were?

Were they shower, shampoo and shave a secret part on the body? confused

RE: does it make you automatically right?

Would you wear them for her? rolling on the floor laughing

I might do a blog story about putting, you know, golfing, later this week. grin

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