robrt787 Blog Comments (2,572)

RE: I AM NOT SO SURE NOW

Pssst, Wen,

you can also try hiring them guys that come over at 3 am in the morning and give you free internet, TV, everything. As long as you don't get caught.. you're okay.

And remember, you didn't hear this from me.

RE: I AM NOT SO SURE NOW

Hi Wen,

What happened in that story, was truly God's blessing.

By the way, you're TV - internet situation. You may want to discontinue the cable or satellite TV part, then just get internet.. and order some streaming TV channels over your internet.. then get amazon stick or google chromecast and Wi-Fi your internet channels over to your TV.

RE: How can you appreciate?

Heeerreeee'sssss Jooohnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!

Bees pollinate many blossoms, flowers, fruits and whatever. Why is that looked on as a bad thing.

It's a beautiful thing. Like the ole song by Donovan sings, 'Share your love like heaven'

Or the Crosby, Stills and Nash sound sings, "Love the one you're with"

Or like the James Taylor song sings, "I'm a handy man"

Or like the Eric Clapton song singes, "Slow Hand"

RE: Cs profiles

Elegs, adding them words to her profile, make her even more attracting now.

RE: Cs profiles

Lamhe,

I'm just here for the blogs.

RE: Cs profiles

Some, you take with a Salt Substitute and a few of these =

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"..("RAMBLE ON")..(142)

Hey hey Nam,

great to see you back!

Eh, those computer problems. I've had my share of them, or internet service problems.

But most important, is that you are safe, healthy, and your back on the blogs.

RE: TO CATCH A THEIF

Wen,

if you asked to check my receipt, I'd say, "No Problem!"
And after, I'd give you a few clear pastic bags of weed, to impress the cameras watching you.

At a restaurant one evening, I complained to the waitress, "Hey, this soup has little bugs in it."

She answered, "Ah, they gave you the more expensive soup, the one with proteins in it. I'll just have to increase your bill for them little extras."

RE: The Chase

Non,

I got a song to go with my comment: "Bang a gong, get it on" by Power Station

RE: The Chase

Molly baby,

it's working for me just fine!

Err, now if I can only get this thing to go for more than 3 minutes.

RE: The Chase

I say
Go after her strong, and get it on!
That's what you both really need and want anyways. So, why mess around?
Life is too short for fiddling thumbs, fingers and small talk.

Get right to the point, and GET IN THERE!
Get to know each other better, inside and out. HECK YES!

How romantic, huh?

RE: 50 yrs from now who will care?

Scoobler,

Reminds me, I may repost my ole blog story, "Origin of the F word"

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Akeldama,

Yes, we all only have so much time, so we have to enjoy, prosper and make the best of everything while we can.

RE: DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH SO HELP YOU GOD

Wen,

I just purchased a nice ocean front property in Idaho. And I know the person who sold it to me was being very honest, she kept telling me, "I'm the most honest Realtor ever, believe me!"

RE: how some things work

Alright, well, you have a good night Johnny.

I gotta go do some things right now too.

RE: how some things work

by the way Johnny,

not that you're into partying and drinking and such. I know you're a half innocent church going, library volunteer, helping young ladies in their short skirts cross the road, type of guy.

But here in California, coming soon, there is a Tequila Festival coming to Avila Beach. Lots of party people going there. You should sell one of your mansions and get a flight over here. It's going to be a blast.. err, from what I hear.

RE: how some things work

Johnny,

I do know of some fast food places that are part owned or fully owned by soda companies. There's people who sell their built up companies, yet make a deal with the new franchise to keep them in as advisors.. in other words, to keep them on the payroll even after they sold off the business.


Heck, there's so many loopholes, I know a guy who never worked in his whole life.. yet he's now got more money than my dogs will ever have.

I know another guy, who's a big time gambler, and he's got way more money than you and your Bert friend. Sheesh, that's how rich he is.

RE: how some things work

Hey there Johnny,

The boss Lil' Ceasar, wants to sees you. I thinks yous in big trouble for revealings all ours secrets.

RE: Vacant Position: Idiot Required

Cat,

there may be some qualified applicants from episodes of the TV show, "Cops." You know, the ones the Cops find drugs in their socks, and they then tell the Cops, "It's not mine. I don't know where it came from. Oh yeah, a longtime friend of mine put it there, for me to hold it for them. I didn't know what it was.... Huh? No, I don't know the friend's name, I just met them earlier tonight. Gave them a ride to some place."

RE: i am being silly

I've never been so good at romancing a lady with words.

One time, I told a lady, 'Hey cutie, you look really pretty, that is, for the great darn many years of age you are."

And, oh, I don't know why. She got all upset. Gee, I was complimenting her, trying to win her over. But nope. She had to get all mad at me.

RE: just a quick blog...for thought

Johnny,

if it looked like I had a sock stuffed in my pants, then maybe, but if not.. it wasn't me.

RE: just a quick blog...for thought

Johnny,

your blog reminds me of what a friend in one of my stories, Ottmar, once said. He said he hopes to become an astronaut and travel to the Sun someday.

I warned him, "Ah, that's crazy! What about the extreme heat?"

He answered, "Oh, I got that figured out. The heat will be no problem, because I will go there during the night time."

RE: Breakfast

Also, should you ever invite me over for coffee or tea, please be clear about it. I've had situations where a lady invited me over for coffee, but she actually means something completely different.

RE: That was 2017 - done and dusted. Most hectic year EVER.

Elegs,

2017 was a Yuck, terrible for me.

2018 brings changes that I was holding for the future, but now, the future has arrived earlier than expected for me.

I'll be relocating in this new year.. and lots of other things. I may post a little blog about it soon.

Have a nice day. And remember, I've still got my paddle boat for going over to visit you.

RE: Daft things we do

I bring the shopping list, then at the store, I look at it and wonder, "Who wrote this?"

RE: Daft things we do

Elegs,

that's how I discovered Moving Raisins Bread. I left out a loaf of bread one night.. Hours later, I awoke, turned on the light, only to discover, the bread now had moving raisins on it. Great dessert idea.

RE: hmmm....some women

oops! I meant;

You GOT the magic, you know how to attract the ladies.

RE: hmmm....some women

Johnny,

you sure hit on a topic that a lot of women must like, because WOW, you're blog has gotten so many views and comments.. and still going strong.

You go the magic, you know how to attract the ladies. I tell ya.

RE: RESPECT FOR THE INDIVIDUAL

Wen,

The last women I dated, she told me she would respect me in the morning. Well, the night happened with a full three minutes of romantic action, if you know what I mean.. ha ha ha!

But then, the next morning, she didn't respect me. She said, "Okay get out! I got what I wanted, now I want you out. Don't call me again... unless I call you first!"
Hate when that happens!

RE: hmmm....some women

Johnny,

Like that ole song says, "It may be Thursday here, but it's got to be New Year's Eve someplace in the universe."

RE: hmmm....some women

Where's Johnny?

Sheesh! As soon I post a comment, everyone leaves.

Oh well, I'll just have a drink or two or twenty.