I gotta send you a copy of 'the Birds & The Bees book'.. and also a 'How to pick up women book' so that you can start getting them phone numbers and some action. Yeah!
Them books are of no help to me, because I read, but I can't see so well anymore.
I a-member an ex-GF of mine carried around a big ole handbag, and I think she must have had some iron tools in there, because not only could she fix cars, she could also knock me over the head, if I dared look at another women. Therefore, she is an Ex.
Okay, just kidding... sort of, maybe. Thanks for the interesting blog.
I can hardly handle a lady six months younger than me, much less one that is 20 years younger.
Now, the about the other part of your prediction. Did you say Aging or Asian? 'Cause Asian ladies don't really like me much, and Aging ones don't really like me much either, and couch potato ladies don't really like me much either, and well, wait, a few drunk ladies have liked me in the past. Yeah!
So, if my favorite football team does not win every week, does that mean that the football league system is rigged? Yet, if they do win, then it is not rigged?
Angel? Is that you? I didn't notice you were here. What a nice surprise.
Just for being so nice to me, I'm a sending you a loaf of day-old Moving Raisins Bread. Oh, I know, I'm spoiling you by sending you such a delicacy. But, what the heck?
Johnny, but sincerely, I do wish the best, send my hopes and pray for all those people in the path of that horrible Hurricane. Hopefully, everyone will be okay.
Yes location, location, location. As a fact of matter, the other day I bathed in very cold water and afterwards I looked in a long mirror and couldn't locate it. Must've been the shrinkage at that moment.
Not to be a grammar police, but isn't Realtor pronounced, Reel-a-ter?
I don't want a lady who's already in a relationship.
Reminds me of an old joke.
Guy at the bar sees his ex-wife's new husband walk in. To tease him, he goes sits next to him and says, "Hey, you're my exes new hubby, huh? So, how do you like that USED stuff? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
The new husband answers, "Heck yes, it's pretty DARN good, once I get passed that little used part."
I have a crush on a certain CS lady. Should I tell who they are?
I just might post a private public blog later and reveal who she is. Or I might write a private public love letter and reveal who they are.
Just don't tell anyone, okay? It will be a secret right here on the blogs.. then the next day, my blog will get deleted and probably so will I. Sheesh! I can never get away with anything.
Heck yesss! I can do that and more! I'm coming over this weekend, and we can go dancing.. and people can make fun of how I dance. Oh, and then we can go see that new Movie, 'The Blur Which Project' starring my favorite actress, Holly Molly. Cool, huh?
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RE: Talking with a friend...
Geesh, Calmheart. Did you have to say it like that:Kinda sad at that age to be having a girlfriend (not a wife)
You made me feel bad. Okay, I-I'll try to get a life and some kind of wife or at least a body pillow.