Talking about UPSIDE DOWN women. A pilot took a lady on a flight, turned the airplane upside down as he told her a joke. She then told him, "You crack me up!"
All over the freeways here, there are people in road rages consistently giving each other The One Finger Salute every day. I think it may have now become "Common Place" and even taught in schools at an early age.
I like Rocky Road Chocolate candy that is very well made from a candy shop.
I once bought a lady a small bag of Rocky Road Chocolate Candy, and of course I had to take some of it for myself before I gave her the rest.
Then, I bought her a nice cubic zirconia diamond ring. Err, because you know, since women like chocolates and diamonds.
Well, when she found out the ring was cubic zirconia, she threw the candy at me, yelled at me and told me to get lost!
I tried to explain to her that after selling aluminum cans and plastic bottles, that was the best I could buy for her at the local swap meet. Sheesh! Talk about a person being picky! I - I thought it was the thought that counted.
Some years ago, a lady that kind of, sort of liked me, gave me a box of chocolates as a gift, and she said, "Those are really good chocolates. You'll surely like them."
When I got home, I unwrapped them, opened the box and found each of the chocolates had already had a piece bitten off.
When I asked her about it later, she said, "Well, I had to try them out before giving them to you. That's how I knew they were really good."
Anyways, yeah if a lady is not happy in her marriage, maybe she's already told the dude she's married to, and she's looking to get action with you. OR maybe the guy messed around on her, and now she wants to get with you, to get even with him. Yeah! Cool, huh?
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Hate when that happens! 
RE: When we forget…
Didi7,I'm kinda agree with what Friendshipfever said.
Hmm, now I forget what she said.
Anyways, I want to tell you my opinion, and that is uh, eh,
Heck, I can't 'member what I was going to say here.
Oh well.
Didi, interesting blog. Thanks for posting it. I wish you a cool fun day!