BillyFatwas Blog Comments (413)

RE: to all the man online

Interesting.

A blank head with a blog that is barely legible....

Telling us to get real.

RE: Stuck Up Users!!!!

So JB. When you say "everybody" I assume you are referring to the women here.

Either that or you had a big problem during ya high school years.

RE: Would a poem touch your centre??

I'm wishing like hell I hadn't made my initial comment. Didn't think it was going to blow up to be some big deal like it has.

I was going to suggest to Livin to delete the blog..... until Mummy's Boy came up with his dummy spit.

Now I want the whole world to see it.

RE: Would a poem touch your centre??

Showing ya true colours now.

You really are a basket case.

RE: Would a poem touch your centre??

Don't let it get to ya Livin. You made an error, you apologized and that should be it.

The certain miscreant giving you a hard time here has absolutely no credibility and should not be taken seriously.

Stick around, keep blogging and have fun.

RE: Come Check Me Out

Don't worry Livin. I don't normally drop my toast from the top of a 30 story building.

The cat should be fine.

RE: Come Check Me Out

Well Dustin. You see... it works like this.

This is your blog. You do the talking.... we do the listening. And some of us may respond.

And by the way. I do have a question. If you butter a piece of toast and drop it, it lands butter side down. If you drop a cat it always lands on it's feet. What would happen if you buttered the back of a cat and dropped it?

RE: Would a poem touch your centre??

Very nice. You should get it published.

RE: WX: Tsangyang Gyatso, This Life

Hi Jan. Another good blog you've put together. And I've said my fair share of farewells over the years. Yeah.... they come and they go.

I never say goodbye. It's always been a habit of mine to say "see ya later" even though I know the chances of that happening in some cases is miniscule. It's amazing though how many times I have bumped into someone 20 years down the track. Sometimes I wish I hadn't; I preferred them they way they were.

The one and only time I got booked for speeding, the policeman wished me a good day when departing. Off course I replied with "Thanks. See ya later". Well I wasn't having a good day and I sure as hell hoped I never saw him again. Two weeks later my social cricket team were playing a police team.... and guess who was their opening batsman!

So.... see ya later.

RE: Three words you should never say to women

I had to take a peek at ya profile. Just wanted to get an idea of the genius behind this blog.

Yeah.... it explains it all.

RE: I AM HURT, SOMETHING SAID

Turn it into a positive Skikoomuch.

It's better to know early what the bloke is like... and is not worth wasting ya time on.

Just forget it, move on and go get 'em!

RE: Helicopters and Dirigibles

So... there's a doorstop out there with a few good secrets.

Another good yarn Rev.

RE: Did you ever have one of those mornings

You're not going to get anywhere if ya sitting down writing a blog about not getting anywhere!


So Carol... is anywhere somewhere near nowhere?


If so....

I know what ya mean....

RE: This site is worthless!

See ya.

And don't slam the door on the way out!

RE: An ODE to singles everywhere.

Must have gone in hard to make ya nose bleed Angel.

Kissing in the dark can be a bit of hit and miss though. Like the time I was thinking "Geez... this woman's grown a mustache!".

When I had planted one on her eyebrow.

RE: Dating sites and the people

It's a free site and there's money to be made.

Not very nice... but that's the way it is.

RE: what are doing here married men?

And all married men were so loyal and trustworthy before the internet came along...

RE: One Day At A Time

Hmm. I've been in existence for roughly 19,000 days.


And now ya tell me!

RE: At least I can laugh at it

Well done mate. This is a change from the usual boring whines we get from people who are in your predicament.

You're probably not doing much wrong. I don't know about others but I don't take much notice of mail from people I know nothing off.

I reckon most success stories here are from those who participate in the blogs and forums. Get yourself known.... and the fact you can string a few sentences together that make sense holds ya in good stead.

RE: To you my dear and forgive my mistake.

Boy... are you in a pickle.

First ya sent her running....

and now ya forgot what country she comes from.

Good luck.

RE: WX: The Vanishing Shaolin Monasteries & the Monks

Hi Jan. This brings back memories of a Shaolin monk, Kwai Chang Caine, who smashed up half the bad guys in America's old west in the 70's. Off course it was only a television series staring David Carradine but it made a lot of us aware that these people actually existed.

It's always sad to see old traditions wane or die... but I wouldn't say it's Darwin's theory.

I'd call it progress... and we're kinda stuck with it.

RE: Every Cowman's Nightmare...

Oh well. At least the cows and the bull got a short reprieve. I bet they were in no hurry to go anywhere.

Nice piece of writing Rev.

RE: Seeking Mrs Right

What a fantastic blog mate!!

And your comments are awe inspiring....

All 6 words and 3 emoticons.

Yeah. Keep ya shirt off.... it's probably the only thing you've got going for ya.

RE: I did it again

I used to kill 'em on the dance floor. I had the good 'ol one step forward, two steps backwards, three steps sideways waltz tuned to perfection.

I wasn't a natural though. It took hard elbow work and about 27 drinks to show my skills.

RE: Remembering 9/11

It would be good if everyone can push all their personal grievances to one side for a moment.....

just out of respect for a lot of innocent people who didn't come home that day.

RE: Master Card- Priceless

This is what happens when a bloke finally spat the dummy and refused to watch or listen to any form of commercial television or radio years ago.

I have no idea about Mastercard's ad campaign.... and it's priceless!

RE: what is vegan ?

Why is it good for your health....

and how will it stop global warming?

RE: what is vegan ?

Never mind the what and the how.

Why would I want to give up a perfectly good diet for this cause??

RE: Unconditional love.... the human dilemma

I'll be happy just to wake up in the morning....

If I do, then I'll focus on what I have to do to survive the day.

So I'm rather stuck with being self centered.

RE: Who actually believes this?

It took you 3 years to notice us?!


Oh well.....

better late than never.