BillyFatwas Blog Comments

Jul 10, 2010

RE: Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

And #12...... Turn that music up will ya........ I love that song!

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Jul 9, 2010

RE: i heard that before

He can't do that Ben.

They don't allow plagiarism in there.

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Jul 9, 2010

RE: heyyy

I dunno Ben.....

I suspect he's pulling a swifty here. I know what these traveling salesmen get up to.

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Jul 8, 2010

RE: Uruguay at the threshold of world cup

Well, after this World Cup I can only say I'm glad I don't bet on football...

Brazil v Argentina?? I wasn't even close!

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Jul 7, 2010

RE: People are saying He(Jesus) is coming back.... How

I have to pose a question to you.

In this day and age, if some bloke was walking down the road claiming to be Jesus Christ, what do you suppose would happen to him?

Come to think of it, our asylums are full of 'em.

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Jul 7, 2010

RE: 'Free!'

Too true Ben.

And who's gunna bail us all out the following morning?

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Jul 7, 2010

RE: Am I crazy??

Just checking to see if this works.

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Jul 7, 2010

RE: 'Free!'

Yep. Nothing like a good old night on the turps and suddenly life is so uncomplicated and I'm as free as a bird........

until I wake up the next morning and find myself in a police cell.

Blame it on that Japanese sake.....

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Jul 7, 2010

RE: Would you convert to your partner's religion?

Psst Venus. It ain't really the Mona Lisa. Just trying to impress upon some French lady here that I've been to The Louve.

Oh, and as Mark Twain wrote...... The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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Jul 7, 2010

RE: Would you convert to your partner's religion?

I've managed to get this far in life without being brainwashed........

so I ain't gunna let it happen now.

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Jul 6, 2010

RE: Frustrated with married men...

Sorry. They weren't meant for you.

It's just that some of us are getting a bit sick and tired of the antics of a certain person around here.

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Jul 6, 2010

RE: Frustrated with married men...

Defending your honor wasn't his intention here.

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Jul 6, 2010

RE: Alcohol at 9am?

I did nightshift for 12 years and loved it...... like it was a mini escape from the rat race. The downside was that it put a big dent in the social life.

And I was walking into the bar at 9.00am.

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Jul 6, 2010

RE: Prison vs. work

So... to all you people serving time in CS gaol.....

Stop your whinging!

Ya never had it so good!!

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Jul 6, 2010

RE: i need opinions

Tread very, very, very warily with anyone involved with the military on these sites.

Cut communication now.

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Jul 6, 2010

RE: whats up people

Yes, yes....... and yes.

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Jul 5, 2010

RE: Frustrated with married men...

It's in the genes you see.....

It's all about ensuring the bloodline will continue, so the gene will override whatever the brain is thinking.

Actually, this what David Attenborough had to say about the male lion and I just felt like posting it.

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Jul 5, 2010

RE: Scents and the Memory

Yeah. Well I've either got a good sense of smell or that bloke is in need of a bloody good scrub!

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Jul 5, 2010

RE: Scents and the Memory

Can't say a particular smell actually reminds me of anything....... but some smells will trigger off some feeling of deja vu every now and then.

Only last week I was in a shop when I passed a bloke with a bad case of BO. Without laying eyes on him I knew who it was. Hadn't seen him in 15 years.

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Jul 5, 2010