pomanapomana Blog Comments (27)

RE: Emoticons: How much can ya bear?

good blogging billy, just been amusing myself, and confessing in your other blogs lol

RE: serious

quite alright, im a cheeky one as well, just finished confessing some childhood sins in one of billy's blogs ... Yes, I was a very bad child...

Chin up ... i'm not getting messages or flowers either lol

RE: Me confess? Never!!!

haaaa
I confess to being a "trying child" lol ... the list of misdemeanours is very long indeed. Most times, my mischief was simply being a rotten brat with painted on ears but i'll accept "damn fool pig headedness" as my grampa always told me was my problem.

Stay out of the shed the wood has nails in it ... 10 mins later i come clomping inside with a board nailed through my foot.

stay out of the paddocks, the bulls are testy ... who needs rescueing 15 mins later, me of course, as the bulls have chased me halfway accross the paddock, requiring grampa to do a clown dance to distract them so they dont kill me.

Sneaking into the liqour cabinet, randomly mixing various types of alcohol and then consuming ... one very drunk teenager, puking on her very religious nana who is having supper with her priest, and passing out in her prized roses, crushing them.

dont touch that axe you'll cut yourself ... 27 stitches in my foot later, and 1 nana passed out from the shock of her car pooling with blood.

Teaching the pet cockatoo bad language ... didnt go down so well when it "talked to the priest" grampa sold it to the local pub where it could curse to its hearts content.

planting my uncles dope plants in the front garden when i was 7, leading to very embarressed parents and sceptical police officers.

hmmm ... see you guys are almost angels!

RE: serious

keep being just who you are john, your'e funny and clever and it wont be long!

RE: there is a saying

they attempt to lick you to death??? Hmm, you sure you dont smell of sausages like ben??

RE: i tried

haha john, i vanished for 30 hrs too, but the pull was too strong lol... as for hte name, my family call me the nitehawk ... yay for silly nicknames!! If i tryed to fly at night, knowing my luck id fly straight up anothers birds butt

RE: this little bug will be free

okay ... my advice is ... avoid the open road or little bug will smush on a windscreen or vanish down a bikies throat!!

RE: Emoticons: How much can ya bear?

yep billy lol.
dont like them, dont use them ... and i think its a gay yeti dancing!!

RE: there is a saying

ben, ben, ben
you have it all wrong lol.
With a mouth as big as his, with a bite force 300 lbs per square inch more than a pitbull lol ... he doesnt chew, he inhales. Chihuahua's nibble, alsations chew and rotties gulp lol.

RE: there is a saying

yeah maybe lol, he weighs more than me.
I've been told I look bloody rediculous when I walk him lol. Little wee chick with a massive great beast trotting along beside me like a lamb. Almost as stupid looking apparently as a biker with a toy poodle.

RE: there is a saying

yeah, thats from my distorted sense of humour lol, as well as the fact that my baby is a 72kg male rottweiler that loves his mummy.

RE: there is a saying

haha ben.
my baby is partial to sausages

RE: there is a saying

I agree, straight to the point lol ...

This one is on a laminated card on my front door ...

To ALL uninvited and unannounced "guests"
The property is guarded by the DOG.
The DOG is judge, jury and executioner.
If you insist, come on in ...
BUT ...
I recommend you call emergency services first,
As you will need help removing the Rottweiler from your a**!

Cant say you havent been warned lol ...

RE: there is a saying

Hurt me ONCE it's your fault
Hurt me TWICE, it's my fault
Hurt me THREE TIMES, your'e dead meat ...

RE: stalkers beware

exactly krzifngrs,

I have been on here less than a week, and already had to block three men who emailed, flowered, requested IM and bothered me incessantly. One of them 17 times in 12 hrs. I reported them as well, after I emailed them and told them in no uncertain terms were they getting any of my personal contact details and to back the hell off.

If that is what they are like with an anonymous stranger, god help any woman they considered "their property".

RE: I know EXACTLY what you want !

billyfatwas ... be thankful that that warm sticky chocolate is on the inside of the wrapper ... it could be worse!!

ben999 ... whatever lol, everyone knows that overcooked sausages split and explode haha ...

RE: why people want only sex?

hmmm lol ...such a proposition ...

cremated sausages that the pu**y wouldnt touch and essential oils up yer a** , not even bringing up the boy massage lol .....

If after that lot you are still up and running your fitness obviously isnt an issue.

RE: I know EXACTLY what you want !

ben, you cant be hungry again already lol ... you already had your snack of charcoal sausages...

RE: I know EXACTLY what you want !

one wonders What The Hell that chick was doing with a snickers bar shoved so far into her undies that he needed to burrow halfway to china to get to it???? ewwww, hope the undies were clean ...

RE: why people want only sex?

well .....

we all like to "try before we buy" its human nature to ...ahm.... experiment. Lets put it simply ... as i'ts been told to me, people arrange themselves in pecking orders similiar to animals. Automatically, given a choice we will attempt to tke the best that is on offer, within our price range. I sure as hell wouldnt commit to a relationship, without having sampled his charms lol. I'd be too afraid I'd buy what appeared a thoroughbred only to find out I was the proud owner of a broken winded nag.

But, of course, some women as well as men are ruled by their ahem ... passions and are only after one sex, where ever they can find it.

for the gals ... running repairs or self indulgenc

hmmm lol

sausages and boy massage???? haha, takes all kinds to make the world go round. if massaging boys with sausages is your essential that you cant live without, who am I to comment?? Guessing thats a typo lol ... but ... took some time to get the breathe back after laughing for a full 5 minutes!!

What is your definition of attractive?

Just so hard to please arent we ...

What is your definition of attractive?

Im quite happy cruising the middle ground.

Intellegent and humerous, discreet and dark hair/ tanned/olive skin does it for me. Not ugly enough to make babies cry and pets hide under furniture and cause your parents to bring the rifle out from under the bed just in case aliens had landed or the yeti was loose and not so beautiful/handsome that leaving the house calls for body guards and traffic control, and unbearable lovestruck idiots yowling undying love under your window sill at 3am.

RE: WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!

hmmm ....

well, intellegent and humerous, discreet and attractive does it for me. Not ugly enough to make babies cry and pets hide under furniture and cause your parents to bring the rifle out from under the bed just in case aliens had landed or the yeti was loose and not so beautiful/handsome that leaving the house calls for body guards and traffic control, and unbearable lovestruck idiots yowling undying love under your window sill at 3am. You'd have to make up your own mind what constitutes attractive in all ways to you personally.

RE: WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!

C'mon lol ... its hardly a choice between a dumba** slackjaw dribbling supermodel or a brainy girl who unfortunately looks like she has been chasing parked cars. Go for the middle ground. A woman attractive in all ways.

RE: how ant to be my friend

Youre confused! These are blogs, not your profile. Sorry, try again.

RE: Even ugly dogs will grow on ya.

I certainly hope I dont grow to resemble my dog lol. While I love him to bits and to me he is the most handsome pup in the world ... if my lips grew so big that I could parachute with them, or I became as hairy as he is, I may have to consider radical surgery or permanent social isolation. I'm no oil painting but I think gaining that much weight, becoming that hairy and with enough excess skin to successfully inflate and raise the titanic, it would be too much for my ego, such as it is, to cope with.

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