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Happy New Year HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!...	1,225	35	0	Dec 2015	Jan 2	Apr 20
Going Def When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard.......	903	9	0	Apr 2021	Mar 2022	Apr 15
What Do You Think? You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish....	431	0	0	Feb 2021	Feb 2021	Apr 15
Jock the Painter Jock, the painter, often would thin his paint so it would go further. So when the Church decided to do some deferred maintenance, Jock was able to pu...	385	1	0	Feb 2021	Feb 2021	6 hrs ago
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous...	555	8	0	Jun 2020	Jun 2020	Apr 17
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! R...	783	5	0	Jun 2020	Jun 2020	18 hrs ago
Testing For Covid 19 You all have read that the corona virus tests takes a long time to get the results. I saw on the news last night that an American company named, Abbo...	476	0	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	Apr 15
A Frog A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,0...	667	3	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	Apr 23

Tidbits of Humor 2 What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum? He has a meltdown! Did you know santa claus knows karate? He has a b...	711	9	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	5 hrs ago
Two Brooms Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom...	790	14	0	Nov 2019	Nov 2019	1 hrs ago
Joke Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River...	878	11	0	Jul 2019	Jul 2019	Apr 15
Tidbits of Humor Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer. Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards? A: The stamps kept fa...	631	6	0	May 2019	May 2019	24 hrs ago
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story...	917	13	0	Mar 2019	Mar 2019	5 hrs ago
Happy Valentine's Day I want to wish a Happy Valentine's Day to everyone on the blogs, whether they be friend or foe!...	745	7	0	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	Apr 22
Feeling Very Sad I lost my best friend, Mike, yesterday! We had been friends for over 40 years! He died of cancer! I have been thinking of the many great times...	1,009	25	0	Jan 2019	Jan 2019	Apr 21
Scottish Obituary A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The Editor informs he...	763	5	0	Jan 2019	Jan 2019	Apr 23
HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of my friends on CS. I wish you a wonderful 2019!...	811	12	0	Dec 2018	Jan 2019	Apr 23
A love story to bring a tear to your eye Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen...	896	7	0	Dec 2018	Dec 2018	Apr 21
My Trip I went on a Caribbean Cruise with my son Dec. 2-9. Had a wonderful time! Flew from Milwaukee, WI. to Miami, Fl. We boarded a Norwegian Cruise Lines...	890	12	0	Dec 2018	Dec 2018	Apr 20
This one will tug at even the coldest of hearts … Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a scream...	574	6	0	Nov 2018	Nov 2018	16 hrs ago
U.S. Marine Corps Birthday Today, Nov. 10, is the birthday of one of the greatest fighting units ever!!! Founded on Nov. 10, 1775!! Semper/Fi...	871	18	0	Nov 2018	Nov 2018	Apr 21

Three mischievous old Grannies! Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Gra...	665	2	1	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	21 hrs ago
Pearls of Wisdom Pearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake...	668	6	0	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	Apr 20
Christian Subject Matter During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews...	855	7	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	Apr 19
Happy Birthday, BritishColumbian aka Jenny I want to wish a dear lady and friend a very, very Happy Birthday! Jenny! Please join me in wishi...	964	28	1	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	Apr 22
A Few Smiles Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous you...	614	12	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	Apr 19
Burt Reynolds Sad news for fans of Burt Reynolds! If you don't already know, he died Thurs. Sept. 6. I was always a big fan of his! He made some very good movi...	3,784	7	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	Apr 23
First the Apple A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After the...	943	8	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	Apr 19
Biker A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her...	679	8	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	Apr 23
Six Short Stories {1} Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH...	500	4	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	Apr 23
A Few Chuckles My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...	653	8	0	Jun 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 23

Having a heck of a day...... I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...	654	3	2	Jul 2018	Jul 2018	18 hrs ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy Birthday President Donald Trump! I want to thank you for all of the great things you have done so far as president! Anyone care to j...	1,398	32	0	Jun 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 22
Chasing Rabbits An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hi...	547	1	0	Jul 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 22
I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service...	628	7	0	Jul 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 22
Four Men Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...	581	4	0	Jun 2018	Jul 2018	8 hrs ago
10 Awesome things that money can't buy! 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common Sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class 9...	618	5	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 22
THE HAIRCUT Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,...	565	7	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 24
God's Wife Priceless! God's Wife IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. Th...	582	10	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 22
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND. It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...	576	4	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 22

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