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My Wife A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, s...	524	10	Feb 2017
From Rodney Dangerfield With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run...	506	5	Feb 2017
Who would you like to meet in real life? Someone on CS, politician, actor, prime minister/president, etc.! I would have liked to have met...	712	13	Feb 2017
Happy Birthday Lisa I want to wish my friend, Lisa, a very happy birthday! Lisa, I wish you many, many more! I...	693	14	Feb 2017
This is a glimpse into our futures... One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'...	519	14	Feb 2017
Swiss Guide Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over...	468	9	Feb 2017
Valentine For The Ladies To all of my lady friends on CS: Valentines day is a day to celebrate love and express it in th...	603	8	Feb 2017
Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own car The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper s...	530	5	Feb 2017
Looking For Jesus An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing peop...	561	7	Feb 2017
Any Interested Ladies Would it be wrong to ask if any lady would want to date me? I think I have a good sense of humor an...	697	12	Feb 2017
The Rooster "A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The ro...	512	6	Feb 2017
Something to Brighten Your Day A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking of...	642	15	Feb 2017
Are You An Encourager Heard this message from my friend, Dr. Charles Stanley! 1. Give a sincere compliment. 2. Alw...	501	2	Feb 2017
The Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nos...	505	6	Feb 2017
Reminiscing Right now as I read and answer blogs, I am having a glass of wine and listening to music from the Bu...	656	25	Feb 2017
The Day the Music Died On February 3, 1959, rock and roll musicians Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J. P. "The Big Bopper"...	570	5	Feb 2017
Anger management really works... I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number an...	522	6	Feb 2017
The Motorist A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticke...	554	4	Jan 2017
USED vs. LOVED Read with patience While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone...	629	7	Jan 2017
Any Birthdays? Let's have some fun? Who has a birthday coming up? If you have one, put up the date so we can hono...	629	6	Jan 2017
New car technology is a hoot. Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this...	581	3	Jan 2017

God's Email One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was go...	754	14	Jan 2017
New Driver Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and c...	425	5	Jan 2017
Funnies Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled...	727	3	Jan 2017
To make you smile A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are...	735	6	Jan 2017
Shoplifting An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands...	670	9	Jan 2017
Is It Time For A Nursing Home? During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person sho...	639	10	Jan 2017
Some Humor I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it...	569	3	Jan 2017
Happy New Year I want to wish everyone a very Happy, Blessed, Prosperous New Year!!!! May all of your wishes com...	457	11	Dec 2016
Merry Christmas I want to wish all of my friends here a Very Merry Christmas! May Peace be your gift at Christm...	633	16	Dec 2016
Christmas Humor I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”...	488	2	Dec 2016
Christmas Shopping Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed th...	550	5	Dec 2016
A Few Laughs A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here...	567	2	Dec 2016
Anyone Want To Make New Years Resolutions? Would like to hear from the new bloggers who have come on here in the last year!...	491	2	Dec 2016
Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies	711	4	Dec 2016
Christmas Humor Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf...	446	0	Dec 2016
Dead Penguins - I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?...	727	4	Dec 2016
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea?...	596	4	Dec 2016
Trivia Question Hey, I invite everyone to take a shot at the answer of this trivia question! Here it is. Who was...	656	15	Mar 2014
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....	572	0	Dec 2016

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