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English is so weird

Limericks by sound, and by spelling - There once was an old man from York who took a fat pig...
76819Feb 2019

Changing my description, sigh

I've described myself as "a few extra pounds" from the start but I could always have stood to lose a...
1,30488Mar 2019

Don't let the old man in. Not today.

And if he pushes in anyway, don't let him make himself at home! How old would you be, if you did...
1,89292Jun 2019

Taken for granted

A friend of mine has been having a right whinge about her daughter-in-law using her as an on-tap bab...
93935Jun 2019

Hello Mods, wonder if you could spare a moment:

I do write rambling blogs, by all means pop to the summary at the end I know the easiest option...
1,736-Jun 2019

Beauty - or, those who cannot do, teach.

So this morning I tried a little, a very little, shea butter on my hair. It no longer looks like an...
1,22961Apr 2019

if you were born a boy or a girl, what are you now ...

There's some weird stuff happening in UK schools and the Daily Mail has got very overexcited about i...
1,25872May 2019

Thanks ...

I saw this today and blinked and read it again and hello? Although this isn't a blog likely to gener...
70716May 2019

Talking to ourselves

Me: I can’t have told you, I had some really good news about (insert topic here) DD: yes you did...
49618Jun 2019

Reviews ... and why we read them ...

There's the puff review - this is the best product / hotel / restaurant / book I ever came across wh...
582-May 2019

Another brick in the wall

Imagine .... going to school in a class with a maximum of 20 pupils, no streaming, and the same t...
60028May 2019

old dog vestibular disease

Wednesday she was fine - she's old, a little wobblier in the mornings than in years of yore, but liv...
95230May 2019

There goes the neighbourhood

so how many of yeah wanna be all right abought everything with your opinion *** Video evidence at...
83737May 2019

Wot's thet?

Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money ta...
1,892117May 2019

a kind of magic

Big brand new rented car parked in narrow road. Add Spanish drivers, who are not always wonderful. M...
66828Apr 2019

Best news website ever?

Every day a schoolday - and today in class I found out about NewsForKids.com - news snippets deliver...
5108Apr 2019

When world leaders, past, present, or wannabe, take on a challenge

The challenge is to turn the colour yellow to red. Wonder if anyone will recognize any of my att...
59719Apr 2019

When Solitaire's the only game in town

More and more people in their 30s and 40s are choosing to be alone, to have a social network but no...
91729Apr 2019

Why hug?

That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I...
1,393102Mar 2019

April Fool!

April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the y...
68924Apr 2019

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd –...
3682Mar 2019

Some guy called Obama

I looked wistfully back at March 2016 and guess what, there were 3 - only THREE - political blogs o...
2,241137Mar 2019

Perfect gifts – edited from week-to-go to Got one! last comments

There was a joke suggestion on FB re the perfect Christmas gift for writers so naturally I re-posted...
1,861105Dec 2018

I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and

25 years ago, thereabouts, my friend and her husband – I’ll call them Mary and John - and their 2 ki...
67121Dec 2018

Avoiding the troll blog

but for those who took my comments personally, Art, Bekard - to be 60 or 70 or 80 does not make one...
80928Feb 2019

your worst hell on earth

For me, right now, that’s noise. I can’t imagine anything worse, as three weeks of clattering bangin...
1,12676Oct 2018

Perceptions, people.

Don’t even think of responding until you have read the bottom line. It was created by someone with...
70029Dec 2018

Become famous - upset people. It's so today.

There’s a post on FB doing the rounds – the average Brit pensioner gets £79 a week, the average asyl...
75339Jan 2019

Young kids nowadays

can identify any number of corporate logos cannot identify leaves from trees in their own garden...
1,37498Jan 2019

You've slept with HOW many people?

Hundreds. HUNDREDS. Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom...
1,82768Nov 2015

Absolute no-no's / forbidden fruit

We know the obvious ones: don't date your boss or your assistant. Dipping your pen in company ink is...
2,03843Aug 2015

Graduating from CS school

CS really is like a school - all the way from kindergarten to graduation. Okay, an odd one. We have...
3,012126Feb 2016

Haggle for love?

So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I...
2,014102Oct 2016

CS soap opera

Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages birth...
1,96232Oct 2015

How long is too long?

When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only...
1,74945Jul 2015

My Dirty Dozen

I’ve been on CS two years now, met 8 people in real life, and talked to another 4 enough on skype t...
2,959117Mar 2016

You've changed

Every serious relationship you were ever in, changed you. Men change for women and yes, women really...
1,08463Dec 2018

Reasons not to get married

Here's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married...
1,57068Sep 2015

Normal people

Do normal people exist? First you have to define normal. Take yourself. Are you normal? YAY! Fin...
1,55418Sep 2015

In the future ..

In the future children will be raised believing it is their duty to seek a happy life, with just one...
1,20979Mar 2019

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