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Attached the wrong file :doh:

A friend asked to see a pic of a bloke I was seeing. I had a good pic embedded in a very steamy love...
1,6545Sep 2015

Wish list

Finally put together my wishlist - 14 items Before you shout, there's nothing on there which I...
2,41047Aug 2015

Yuck.

Men, please tell me what has put you off a woman instantly and forever, very early on. I want to put...
2,44774Aug 2015

Easy fail-safe recipes

Just talking to a buddy who says he doesn't cook any more. Now, I'm not a great cook (and say so in...
2,28743Aug 2015

The Ex Factor

What do you say about your ex when you meet someone, and the conversation gets round to that? Be...
1,10232Aug 2015

DIY queen

Fixed the loo-seat today. *quiet pride* Well, sort of fixed it. Female guests will no longer...
1,06022Aug 2015

Cat?

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys??? Okay, I can see Snookums. And Coch...
3,100108Aug 2015

would you, could you, change?

So, worked with a guy 20 years ago who looks like Sean Connery, stayed on friendly terms ever since,...
1,63060Aug 2015

Matchmakers Anonymous

My name is Elegsabiff, and I am a matchmaker. I talk to a woman in Gotham City, she seems nice, I su...
3,27273Aug 2015

perspective

Sometimes ... it is all in the way you look at things. Like yesterday, I drive home through narr...
1,3677Aug 2015

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocola...
1,33938Aug 2015

Over 50 totty alert

I have just found a sport I find interesting. Well, not the game, but look at all those eligible fit...
1,0567Aug 2015

Crossing the line

I know there’s sometimes good reason to check out photos, or IP addresses, and scammers get exposed...
1,12825Aug 2015

well THAT's a relief

Madonna is 55. Her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. JLO is 42, her b...
3,10453Aug 2015

Flight booked

and that's me away to Alicante, Spain, at the end of September. Sun, sea, sand, well actually no...
93818Aug 2015

we're all mature until

someone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?...
8336Aug 2015

Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you kn...
1,50618Aug 2015

Ban CS! As if ...

Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning thin...
2,24032Aug 2015

The Tells

I’ve noticed an odd thing, when I’m looking at profiles. I instantly like, or dislike, people who re...
1,35513Aug 2015

The girl's side of getting ready

Getting ready for that first meeting, half-mocking yourself, half-hoping. He looks nice, he makes y...
2,36350Aug 2015

Workout video. Crank it up.

I feel all tingly and energetic. Good workout. Now to find a treadmill ......
1,86714Aug 2015

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: W...
1,96918Aug 2015

BORED

I used to believe only boring people get bored. Wow, I must be really boring because I have never be...
2,64358Aug 2015

Sleeponitsleeponitsleeponit

You know when you write a response, and then think 'can't send that' but you really, REALLY, want to...
2,07239Aug 2015

clothes that talk for you

Maybe talking clothes are the way forward. We all know the 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts, and the 'my p...
4,14040Jul 2015

Just to remind us

of what we are supposed to be wearing and doing by now in 2015. And ooh, look, the original Biff, he...
2,80217Jul 2015

Ever overheard yourself being described?

I was at a family gathering this weekend and looking at books in the lounge when I heard my cousin t...
1,69736Jul 2015

Road users

Hands up are you one of those lovely drivers who sees the fast lane is moving briskly so pulls into...
1,06823Jul 2015

Another old joke.

In our heads, we're all still in our thirties ... This woman changes dentists, and notices that...
1,02819Jul 2015

family gathering

Most of the time I am perfectly happy to be living 400 miles from my nearest and dearest but I'm get...
81512Jul 2015

Puffy ankles

Boring and unglamorous subject, yes, but blast it, a real problem. I sit at a computer most of the d...
2,05240Jul 2015

Anyone want to go to Japan?

I have this awesome, but old, Japanese guide book about living Japanese style and I so want to go, n...
2,50258Jul 2015

Does WVM show women visitors?

If you're a woman, I mean, and (desperately) seeking men? I've had photo ratings from women, not...
2,06048Jul 2015

This is an oldie, but still fun

I do expect you all to pass this little quiz, but it makes me grin every time it gets emailed to me:...
1,32326Jul 2015

English is a very odd language

There have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have s...
2,57684Jul 2015

Racing snail for sale

I have a snail halfway up the kitchen wall, and would like to offer it to sale to the highest bidder...
1,89233Jul 2015

out of character actions

My ex is mild-mannered, calm, rational, and frugal to the point where when he does open his wallet t...
1,24821Jul 2015

Green eyes

I never knew this before about green eyes. Green is the rarest of eye colours, occurring natural...
4,47532Jul 2015

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