Blogs by JimNastics

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Check out the mom & baby white giraffes This mother and baby giraffe was recently discovered in Kenya. They are not simply albinos. Albinos have a mutation which prevents the development o...	2	60	Sep 14
The Right Question A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She...	2	101	Sep 7
I died last night This is not a joke. While my spirit has carried on to inform you of what happened, I was shot 3 times last night and died. Last night I was organ...	17	220	Sep 2
Sad & Funny......at the same time. There was a 56 year old New Jersey, USA man, Jeffrey Clayton Riegel who died recently. He was a father and a husband who lost his battle with cancer...	4	80	Aug 24
The Deer Whisperer My Monday & Wednesday evening softball team clinched first place a couple of weeks ago. Until Monday, we had won the last 13 games in a row. On Mon...	1	84	Aug 17
YOU make the photo caption (5) ! You make the photo caption (5) ! ....... 'Yet, an otter thief, caught by camera !' Or you make the caption for the following photo;...	5	180	Aug 5
My dream - your interpretation ? A while back, I had a vivid dream. I don't get them often, but they are very real like, when I do. In my dream I was leaving a party and talki...	7	612	Jul 23
YOU make the photo caption (4) ! You make the photo caption (4) !....... Accidental, or purposeful ? You decide. Indeed, add your own photo caption, if you like, or sim...	10	216	Jul 23
Give a little bit ! It's often said, that life is what you make of it. More than that, how we treat others is actually our legacy. How we treat others affects them...	7	167	Jul 6
Updating the Marriage vows Updating the marriage vows to keep things more in sync with the current times;...	8	150	Jul 1
YOU make the caption (3) ! You make the caption (3) !........ OK. I have 3 ideas for the caption for this photo, but I'll give you all a chance to hit it with your b...	12	215	Jun 23
YOU make the call ! YOU make the call !........ Which do you prefer ? . . . #1 "We decided to let him play through." . or #2 "One could say, that I b...	5	170	Jun 6
OK, hold it right there ! What is that you have in the baggie ? Don't lie to me ! That's a turkey on whole wheat, isn't it ?!?!?	22	667	Apr 10
As the sun sets.... I don't know if you are like me, but I love sunsets. Together with fireworks, waterfalls and wildlife, they are one of my favorite things to photogr...	8	258	Jan 21
Wakeup Kiss Have you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned ove...	6	302	Jan 9
One of the funniest things I've EVER read I just got this in an e-mail. Not on here. I haven't changed a single word. I just removed 'her' e-mail address. Before I show it to you, please d...	26	670	Jan 1
Some keys to a good relationship Certainly good communication with a thorough understanding is crucial;	3	1,183	Jul 18 2016
Here in the USA today is National Nude Day ! That's right, it's official. Today, July 14th, is National Nude Day here in the USA ! Think I'm joking ? Check it out for yourself;	3	1,431	Jul 14 2016
Geology joke of the day. What did the tectonic plate say, when it bumped into another ? . . . Sorry, my fault. . . You shouldn't put more on your plate, tha...	1	1,563	Jul 11 2016
Thanks Just stopping by briefly. Thanks for all your cards, emails and flowers. I hope everyone has a terrific July 4th. Here in the USA...	0	776	Jul 4 2016

Happier Mother's Day to all ! Happy Mother's Day all ! If your mom is still alive, consider yourself lucky and please cherish her while you still can. Unfo...	0	1,294	May 8 2016
Train scammers ! All aboard for today's joke. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Three women and three me...	2	657	Apr 27 2016
What day is it ? Mike. Mike. Mike. lol It's humpday ! So, lets say that tonight, for one night only, you get your choice of ANYONE you could have all night no-strings-att...	0	520	Apr 20 2016
Damn it !! I lost. I played tennis this afternoon and I played horribly. I don't exactly know why. But, for some reason I kept hitting the ball...	13	647	Apr 9 2016
Dating on CS Over the past 2 months I've been communicating with a woman on CS, who is fairly close to me here in New Jersey (USA). More recently we've talked...	11	962	Mar 20 2016
Astronauts back on earth again today Today astronaut Scott Kelly retuned safely to earth after 340 days in space.	6	1,137	Mar 6 2016
Good news about chocolate ! There are potentially many health benefits to eating organic DARK chocolate (conversely, milk chocolate is higher in fat & sugar). Of c...	8	1,019	Feb 25 2016
Why women love dildos. lol ...	8	5,796	Feb 21 2016
My somewhat scary Valetine's evening Sure, Rose is lovely and quite a good cook and very good at giving backrubs too. After the dinner that she prepare...	10	840	Feb 17 2016
Happy Valentine's Day - JimNastics style Hey Everyone I just want to spread some smiles and a chuckle or two your way. Spread the love & laughter to whatever oth...	13	868	Feb 14 2016
While this story is brewing, I didn't make it up While you might suspect me of doing so, I WILL provide the evidence to you. A few days ago, there was a 21 year old boy arrested for s...	3	771	Dec 7 2015
Hopping on Opportunity A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "Yo...	2	1,161	Nov 30 2015
Know anyone missing a casket Perhaps, accidently, it fell off your truck ? Or maybe out of the back of your hearse ? Or you just changed your mind about dying The...	3	762	Nov 12 2015
Thought of the day. The speed which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong Honey ?" is inversely proportional to the severity and size of the storm that'...	3	600	Nov 8 2015
In Halloween related news In Salem MA (where else ?) a witch has sued a warlock. The two were previously business partners. But, since the witch left the warlock to...	9	814	Nov 2 2015
A very interesting study with good vibes A very recent study showed, that 78% of women over the age of 15 had used vi brat ors. . . Of course, this means that the other 22% ..........	6	639	Oct 30 2015
Ladies, are you TRULY ready for a commited relatio Some of you ladies want a relationship and you want commitment. But, are you TRULY ready to live with a man ? To be ready you must obey th...	14	914	Oct 28 2015
OK, hold it right there !! Don't make a move ! What is that you have in the baggie ? Don't lie to me ! That's a turkey on whole wheat, isn't it...	10	758	Oct 25 2015
I don't care WHAT they say ! Wishing for more wishes IS legit. . . .	7	502	Oct 12 2015
Congratulate me. I've found THE one. Yes ! it's really true ! The time we've spent together has been more than memorable. When we are together, there is a LOT of desire....	7	853	Oct 12 2015

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