Blogs by JimNastics

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Check out the mom & baby white giraffes

This mother and baby giraffe was recently discovered in Kenya. They are not simply albinos. Albinos have a mutation which prevents the development o...

2 60 Sep 14

The Right Question

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She...

2 101 Sep 7

I died last night

This is not a joke. While my spirit has carried on to inform you of what happened, I was shot 3 times last night and died. Last night I was organ...

17 220 Sep 2

Sad & Funny......at the same time.

There was a 56 year old New Jersey, USA man, Jeffrey Clayton Riegel who died recently. He was a father and a husband who lost his battle with cancer...

4 80 Aug 24

The Deer Whisperer

My Monday & Wednesday evening softball team clinched first place a couple of weeks ago. Until Monday, we had won the last 13 games in a row. On Mon...

1 84 Aug 17

YOU make the photo caption (5) !

You make the photo caption (5) ! ....... 'Yet, an otter thief, caught by camera !' Or you make the caption for the following photo;...

5 180 Aug 5

My dream - your interpretation ?

A while back, I had a vivid dream. I don't get them often, but they are very real like, when I do. In my dream I was leaving a party and talki...

7 612 Jul 23

YOU make the photo caption (4) !

You make the photo caption (4) !....... Accidental, or purposeful ? You decide. Indeed, add your own photo caption, if you like, or sim...

10 216 Jul 23

Give a little bit !

It's often said, that life is what you make of it. More than that, how we treat others is actually our legacy. How we treat others affects them...

7 167 Jul 6

Updating the Marriage vows

Updating the marriage vows to keep things more in sync with the current times;...

8 150 Jul 1

YOU make the caption (3) !

You make the caption (3) !........ OK. I have 3 ideas for the caption for this photo, but I'll give you all a chance to hit it with your b...

12 215 Jun 23

YOU make the call !

YOU make the call !........ Which do you prefer ? . . . #1 "We decided to let him play through." . or #2 "One could say, that I b...

5 170 Jun 6

OK, hold it right there !

What is that you have in the baggie ? Don't lie to me ! That's a turkey on whole wheat, isn't it ?!?!?

22 667 Apr 10

As the sun sets....

I don't know if you are like me, but I love sunsets. Together with fireworks, waterfalls and wildlife, they are one of my favorite things to photogr...

8 258 Jan 21

Wakeup Kiss

Have you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned ove...

6 302 Jan 9

One of the funniest things I've EVER read

I just got this in an e-mail. Not on here. I haven't changed a single word. I just removed 'her' e-mail address. Before I show it to you, please d...

26 670 Jan 1

Some keys to a good relationship

Certainly good communication with a thorough understanding is crucial;

3 1,183 Jul 18
2016

Here in the USA today is National Nude Day !

That's right, it's official. Today, July 14th, is National Nude Day here in the USA ! Think I'm joking ? Check it out for yourself;

3 1,431 Jul 14
2016

Geology joke of the day.

What did the tectonic plate say, when it bumped into another ? . . . Sorry, my fault. . . You shouldn't put more on your plate, tha...

1 1,563 Jul 11
2016

Thanks

Just stopping by briefly. Thanks for all your cards, emails and flowers. I hope everyone has a terrific July 4th. Here in the USA...

0 776 Jul 4
2016

Happier Mother's Day to all !

Happy Mother's Day all ! If your mom is still alive, consider yourself lucky and please cherish her while you still can. Unfo...

0 1,294 May 8
2016

Train scammers !

All aboard for today's joke. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Three women and three me...

2 657 Apr 27
2016

What day is it ? Mike. Mike. Mike. lol

It's humpday ! So, lets say that tonight, for one night only, you get your choice of ANYONE you could have all night no-strings-att...

0 520 Apr 20
2016

Damn it !! I lost.

I played tennis this afternoon and I played horribly. I don't exactly know why. But, for some reason I kept hitting the ball...

13 647 Apr 9
2016

Dating on CS

Over the past 2 months I've been communicating with a woman on CS, who is fairly close to me here in New Jersey (USA). More recently we've talked...

11 962 Mar 20
2016

Astronauts back on earth again today

Today astronaut Scott Kelly retuned safely to earth after 340 days in space.

6 1,137 Mar 6
2016

Good news about chocolate !

There are potentially many health benefits to eating organic DARK chocolate (conversely, milk chocolate is higher in fat & sugar). Of c...

8 1,019 Feb 25
2016

Why women love dildos. lol

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8 5,796 Feb 21
2016

My somewhat scary Valetine's evening

Sure, Rose is lovely and quite a good cook and very good at giving backrubs too. After the dinner that she prepare...

10 840 Feb 17
2016

Happy Valentine's Day - JimNastics style

Hey Everyone I just want to spread some smiles and a chuckle or two your way. Spread the love & laughter to whatever oth...

13 868 Feb 14
2016

While this story is brewing, I didn't make it up

While you might suspect me of doing so, I WILL provide the evidence to you. A few days ago, there was a 21 year old boy arrested for s...

3 771 Dec 7
2015

Hopping on Opportunity

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "Yo...

2 1,161 Nov 30
2015

Know anyone missing a casket

Perhaps, accidently, it fell off your truck ? Or maybe out of the back of your hearse ? Or you just changed your mind about dying The...

3 762 Nov 12
2015

Thought of the day.

The speed which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong Honey ?" is inversely proportional to the severity and size of the storm that'...

3 600 Nov 8
2015

In Halloween related news

In Salem MA (where else ?) a witch has sued a warlock. The two were previously business partners. But, since the witch left the warlock to...

9 814 Nov 2
2015

A very interesting study with good vibes

A very recent study showed, that 78% of women over the age of 15 had used vi brat ors. . . Of course, this means that the other 22% ..........

6 639 Oct 30
2015

Ladies, are you TRULY ready for a commited relatio

Some of you ladies want a relationship and you want commitment. But, are you TRULY ready to live with a man ? To be ready you must obey th...

14 914 Oct 28
2015

OK, hold it right there !!

Don't make a move ! What is that you have in the baggie ? Don't lie to me ! That's a turkey on whole wheat, isn't it...

10 758 Oct 25
2015

I don't care WHAT they say !

Wishing for more wishes IS legit. . . .

7 502 Oct 12
2015

Congratulate me. I've found THE one.

Yes ! it's really true ! The time we've spent together has been more than memorable. When we are together, there is a LOT of desire....

7 853 Oct 12
2015

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