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RE: Improve a sport....Change a rule..!!

Offside in any sport!

RE: Thought Provoking Questions

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Proverbs!

Medicine always helps, if not the sick, it will the farmacist!

Proverbs!

One who waits for some one elses boots may have to walk barefoot long.

Proverbs!

Aswina= I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."



Try to stick your head into a corner and see how well it fits!
Mopping is when you clean flors from dirt.

RE: Rate Yourself.

Sorry but none fit very well. I'm just nice! That's it!

Proverbs!

Your life is what happens to you when you plan it!

RE: US troops urinate on the dead bodies of taliban soldiers

Not a good thing to do, but I'm sure the talibans doesn't treat dead americans any better. It's war.
In the old days dead enimes was beheaded and the heads put on a stick and the rest of the body was fed to the dogs and pigs.
In that respect to be piss on someone is a minor offense.
My kids did it to me several times and I am actually alive.
And they should be happy, their soles went to heaven and got 100 virgins each! That was their gole in the first place with the Jihad.

RE: ASPARTAME IS POISON!!!

Also scientific studies show that the brain are not fooled by artificial sweeteners and if you drink diet drinks to your meal you tend to eat more.
If you eat or drink something sweet before dinner you will actually eat less and there for not acumulate fat wich is what makes you gain weight. Sugar doesn't makes you pack on the pounds it's fat.
Exsess sugar is just pissed out since body can't store it.
One good thing to know is that you need to exercise a minimum of two hours before you burn any fat.
Take a one hour walk to the gym, train one hour and then walk one hour back and pounds will come of.
To train for one hour daily is just a waist of time.

RE: What is the importance of US Primaries?

Sorry for being ignorant in these matters.
But I have a question!
Lets say I love Obama and really want him to win presidential elections.
Could I then vote for the worst republican candidate?
The one I think would have the least chance of defeting Obama.
I mean if a whole lot of republican voters cast their vote on a sorry as democrat it could make a difference couldn't it.
And if this is the case it's a bad system you got there!

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

So you are tired a lot?
I get tired from lifting junk all day.

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

It's not the same has hearing it first hand!

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

For the most you are correct but there are some medical issius than can afflict you with accumalating fat without control. Not very common though.
One question for you though. Did you do all that muscel gain without hormones?

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

Hashimotos disease? Is that simular to Kamikaze disease?
Joking aside, what is that?

I think the human face reflects how

Yep, tell tale signs are the wrinkles around the lips.
It's bad for you! You should stop right now as a new years resolution. It will only work if you make a bonfire of all the smokes you got or flush them. Don't smoke a last on or quit when the pack is empty. You need tp feel the economic loss and the power of mind over body control.

RE: whats the easiest way to meet people on cs

My last post was a quote to boy about expensive car and villa.

RE: whats the easiest way to meet people on cs

That's exactly what I did with my last wife!!!
You know it only worked because she was using an agency!!
Some guy was sifting through the hoard of mails to this stunning babe.
And being a guy he appreciated my toys and we had some nice letters going back and forth always ending with please give me a call.
I called, mails ofcourse stopped,he had done his bit.
Later I found out the truth, I forgave her but not such a good thing to start with a lye.

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

Like that guy with mohawk hair doo in "Glee" who chased a plump four eyed viscous dame.
But for me that romance was kind of scarcastic! Did it really help anyone. Glee seems to be a "freek show" help the different to be accepted kind of show.

I think the human face reflects how

Impressive!
Did anything he said made you change something?

I think the human face reflects how

An where you pleased with the read?

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

Read my profile! It's clearly stated there. "I don't ask I let the women do it"
Maybe that's why I'm out of luck.

I think the human face reflects how

That's why the Botox industry is doing well. All those negative persons are trying to hide amongst us!

I think the human face reflects how

Physionomy I belive is the correct name.

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

That really sounds like me!!

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

I agree!

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

That limits a high percentage of the American population though.
Hey poet! That's my junkyard in the picture behind me.

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

Good for you! No I wish for you the best in finding a flesh and bone John Doe.wine

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

An honest question then! Wich of you and your sister had the best life, concerning men in your opinion? Treat the question as a scientific one and not personal.

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

Don't get angry now! But did you ever wish you where an identical twin?

RE: Why do women pick plastic Ken dolls and not the good guys

Don't forget to oil her up and rinse well afterwards. LOL.

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