potarick Forum Posts (705)

RE: Looking for ways to help...

Are you saying that you want to help gay men become straight
Or are you saying that you want to help them to get more gay playmates?


Potarick

RE: A "SEPERATED" MAN OR WOMAN

Oh yes, yes, yes and definitely yes
I would seriously date a separated woman as long as she is not still dating her X

Dating a separated woman to me is MUCH better than dating most so-called "single" women who are as promiscuous as online text

At least I reasonably know that she is family or relationship oriented and is not one to be going around sleeping in every unoccupied (or occupied) bird nest!

Potarick

RE: Smoker Women - Question for Male

A big big big big turn off for me
She won't be sharing my house key

A big big turn off for me
She won't be stooping in front of me on bending knees

A big big big turn off for me
No frenchkiss and no sharing the same cup of tea

A big big bog turn off for me
She and I won't be cruising together on the Caribbean sea!

Potarick

RE: Any single moms....

Almost every woman is a single mom
Pick you choice and go jukki-jam!

Potarick

RE: I Want To Meet A Rancher

Are you by any chance interested in a rancher that also cultivates ganja?

Potarick

RE: Men Only! On 1st Meeting a Woman from an online site, what is your preferred way to get to know her?

First I verify if she is real
Pinch her a bit to differentiate flesh from steel

Then if she is okay I will lower my shield
And start a conversation in preparation to kneel

Next it will be time for a luncheon meal
Preferably one at Macdonald until we sign a deal

A quick trip to Holiday Inn Express to fiddle and feel
To record her moaning and her squeal

Hopefully I won't need to file an appeal
To get out of a drama that has becum a nightmare ordeal

Potarick

RE: Are dads the new- age moms?

Yes, dads are the new moms
Just as turkeys are the new hams

Beavers don't get paid but make excellent dams
Is there an ideal 'shegoat' on CS for this big black Jamaican Ram?

Potarick

RE: Indie Chicks

We are all independent... god dammit!!!!

Potarick

RE: My Daughter's Prom

Seems like your daughter gonna join you in the singles-boat
Swearing and venting and exploiting oaths

The girls that grow up to be doctors and scientists, etc., weren't the ones playing with boyz instead learning to read n write the golden note!

Potarick

RE: having a child makes me feel i never....

Okay, we already know that women are technical and extremely complex
Hardly ever having a current man but numerous X

Waiting on Mr. Right from Mount Everest
Until old age introduce them to Mr. Natural Death!

Potarick

Why China will be the next King..

Blaj blah blah..

And China has the world's 2nd largest economy and military.. And our western businessmen are all 'pitching tent' there to reap some of the dough!

Why China will be the next King..

I won't get into the complexities of things
I am an ABC guy and I will stick to my origin

But China is no longer flying with a broken wing
Instead she is traveling the whole wide world engaging and marrying

Very soon the world will be respecting Mr. China
And if we were still dealing with monarchies Buckingham Palace would be out and Beijing would be in

Now here is what is quite interesting
We in America are placing our trust in war implements and things

But the Soviet Union went 'under' while having a military that was highly intoxicated with vodka and gin
Meaning that when the baton is to be changed it won't matter if we have a million F22s, warships and nuclear submarines

Way back in Old Testament days when Nebuchadnezzar was King
God led the children of Israel into captivity for disobeying and sinning

Now we have China navigating the world like Christopher Columbus, not colonizing, but buying
Buying up 'Frankincense and myrrh' why the West is doing conservative military bench-pressing

From recent historical facts we aint learning
Who or what is going to pay to upkeep and maintain our 'extravagant' military when the economy is dying?

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

Cho! Some comments are to be left alone
As I could be Dirty Harry, aka Sylvester Stallone!

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

Before I make the changes I must admit that there is something about you that I like a lot
Something perhaps embedded in that cute face and dreamy eyes that you got

Please confirm the address where yu at
And the quickest route to get there to conduct a live chat.

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

Oh you are fine and very good at 'conversating'
The beauty of irony is that only the wise and knowledgeable can decipher what the smart-alecs are insinuating!

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

Oh gosh, here they come again
Spellchecker and thesaurus from the Department of Intelligence

The moment you highlight your nationality you see English Language agents
They know not ones true ability because they are combing the fineprints for errors or omissions then reporting nonsense!

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

Oh that's right
Heights by great men were not attained by sudden flight!

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

Thanks for the sound advice for this loneranger
But why do I keep thinking you are CS owner or a camouflaged moderator

Oh, if I am wrong please don't be a hater
I am here shedding tears like crocodile...the step-brother of alligator!

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

In reality there is no issue
So a 'lady of the night' won't be wiping any semAn droplets with my tissue!

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

Okay mother..I'll do it
As Susanne commandeth I will exit!

Potarick

Finally I am about to Quit...

So very soon I am going to quit
Not smoking, as I don't practice that useless habit

Instead I am taking a Forum Boards exit
As there is a time to hold back and a time to submit

I will be cleaning up my profile and adding pics
And using a name that is more user-friendly than Potarick

Then I will cruise over to Profile Land to court a single Miss
One that will help me replace the "K" that's missing from our french?iss

Then by mid 2013 or so I should be no longer acquainted with singleness
Having found me a princess for a longterm relationship of love and simpleness

The lady I have in mind must love the Caribbean I must insist
As we will be traveling to and from Jamaica where my birthright exist

Where it concerns race every nation is on the list
Latino, Whites, other blacks, Asians, Indians and Arabics

The good news is that there are many ideal single women around
Sweet angels living in remote rural areas as well as populated city towns

So this will serve as a trickle of my forum threads
A new year is dawning and I need to meet my TrueLove before I am dead!

Potarick

RE: 9 years difference on relationship

I think I also need to start dating younger ladies
Women that can still produce Gerber babies

I have discovered that most older women are nerve-wrecked with past (and present) soap opera stories!


Potarick

RE: 9 years difference on relationship

Dear Miss NoFace,

Permit me to say that you can definitely go ahead
The older the man the more maturely you will be led

Younger boyz might be a bit more olympic in bed
Even introducing unwanted parasites and their eggs

Nine (9) years difference is a go go go and that's what I said
Go now my dear princess and date the guy who is probably planning to wed!

Potarick

RE: 9 years difference on relationship

Please go check out her profile and get up-to-date
No need to go in illegal territory when that aint her debate!

Potarick

Your future wife is here...

Gentlemen and playa-boyz your wife is here
Women of quality chanting words of care

Women that's been wandering the web for plenty years
Separated, divorced and scared and afraid to draw near

But after checking out some profiles I almost swear
Plenty real single women are waiting in Come Get Me Square

Yes Mr. Netizen your wife is here
But many of us are here to play and she is aware

So even after you get her she will probably remain in the air
Still flirting with a bunch of cybermen on the side as emergency spare

Yes yes yes your future wife is here
But how to stop her from flirting online is another I-know-not affair!

Potarick

RE: why we are a here?

We are here because we have flaws
Many weren't obeying the dating laws

Women dating men with paws
And men dating women with Delilah's claws

So most of us are here because
..we probably dated Santa Claus!

Potarick

RE: astrology

Amen to that!

RE: GIRLS. What kind of body would you rather your guy have?

Cho! You don't want anyone
Perhaps more than comfortable squeezing teddy's fake hand

Tell me right here and now if you would like to find a good man
And I will quickly resume my internal application!

Potarick

RE: GIRLS. What kind of body would you rather your guy have?

Wow!

You must be an angel on earth
For typing words of heavenly worth

Where is your mommy that gave birth
I must commend her for having a daughter that puts reality & consciousness first!

Potarick

RE: how come

There are many other things to date
Such as treadmills and empty plates

This response is about love and not hate
Coz Boyz-to-men can certainly wait!

Potarick