Dio's Secret Public Journal

Except the part where they were guessing the ingrediants of their farts.

I went to the Bio-dome, and Bio-Sphere in Montreal...pretty cool.

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Hi Journal,

You know what I may do?

I'm thinking of building an Earth Ship. I'm going off the grid Journal. They found Saddam, but they'll never find me. I'll be living under a tree in backwoods Tennesee.

Seriously though, I've sort of been infatuated with Earthships since I first heard about them.

Do you even know what I'm talking about Journal?

They sort of resemble some sort of hybrid between Luke Skywalker's desert home on Tattooine, where he lived with his Uncle Owen, and a Hobbit house I guess. They're made out of mostly natural, and recycled materials. They are more or less comepletely self sustaining. Meaning they use nature to heat cool, produce water, and electricity...so very little, or no utility bills for life.

Just because I want to reduce my carbon footprint doesn't make me gay Journal. Lots of women like enviro-conscious guys. And, as long as they shave their pits, and legs...I'll totally hook up with them.

Okay

Bye Journal

RE: Guys, do you call ur girlfriends?

Ask him face to face. Make sure he knows it's an important issue for you. He'll either respect that, or not. Then it's up to you.

RE: Guys, do you call ur girlfriends?

Maybe, you're right.

But, I didn't get the impression that we are talking about an all day everyday thing here.

RE: Do u belive there is...

No, but...there are closer and closer approximations to it.


wave Buna ziua

RE: Guys, do you call ur girlfriends?

Probably looking for me

Emerald Tablets of Thoth

Which book do you mean?

Emerald Tablets of Thoth

Ever seen that movie "The Secret"?

The opening part shows this highly coveted, and "secret" info apparently from an Emerald Tablet being clandestinely chased around throughout history.

Anyway...ever try to research the Emerald Tablet?

There's an Emerald Tablet of Hermes, and the Emerald Tablets, plural, of Thoth; the former supposedly is a condensed version of the latter.

Anyway...I read an English translation of the Emerald Tablets of Thoth, and I had some problems with it, which prompted me to search a little further.

I can't find any source I find credible to support the claims. I can't even find credible skeptics who refute them. (Well, maybe I could, but was hoping someone here could help me find a shortcut.)

Anyway...here's my problem with what I read from the tablets, plural, of Thoth. The translation was supposedly made in 1925, but it sort of reads like King James English. Why the hell would anyone do that in 1925? I was able to find a more contemporary translation, but it was not the full text, only a portion of it. Also, brace yourself, the "indestructible" tablets were written in the Ancient Atlantean language. Who the hell knows how to translate that? I'm not absolutely positive, but I don't think it's on the Rosetta Stone. The tablets have supposedly made their way from Egypt to South America, and may conceiveably have been translated from Egyptian, or Mayan copies...but the preface didn't say that they were, and so far I haven't found anything to clear the matter up, one way or the other.

The Hermes Emerald Tablet has many translations...Arabic, Latin, Greek, etc., and several English versions of those.

So what's the deal with the other(s)?

Anyone?

Dio's Secret Public Journal

So Journal,

I had to go do a U/A today. Say that out loud when you read it Journal, it kind of rolls off the tongue.laugh

Anyway...you know what I mean, a urinalysis. The girl that recieved my donation, said it looked like "Mountain Dew".laugh
I thought that was an odd remark, and I laughed at her. Another girl there was talking about being afraid of cheese, for some reason. Her phobia was particularly triggered by Feta, and Blue Cheese, she said.

So I decided to share a little made up story with her. I told her that back when I would drink, I'd come home at the wee hours of the morning, drunk, and looking for something to eat. You know how it is. One particular morning, the first thing I found to sink my teeth into was a bif ol' hunk of blue cheese. You know the kind? All pallid and chalky white, with little veins of blue writhing through it....turns out it was my Grandpa's leg.

She laughed really hard, without puking...so I guess it was an okay story.

Later Journal

RE: please won't you SAY SOMETHING?!

----------------------FREE FLUFFY BUNNY HUGS----------------------

bunny hug

RE: Priorities...

OMG!

That is so funny, you thought that!

I swear to god, when I was a kid, I thought they were CoCo Crispies

RE: Priorities...

Yeah....

Some dudes think it's "gay", some girls too.

But, if nothing else...I find that being in touch with the sensitive inner feminine self lures them into a sense of security...and next thing you know....BAM! PREGNANT!

flex

Who's Your Fluffy Bunny Daddy!?!?

bunny

RE: Priorities...

I'm exploring my pink and fluffy side

RE: Priorities...

wave

Heya Sis!

RE: Priorities...

laugh

I was thinking almost exactly that, when I started reading this thread.

daydream Women always say kids are their number one priority. I thought...They are almost required to say that by thier gender roles, or Feminine Mystique, or whatever you call it, or they're somehow not a good person if they don't. They'll even say that even when it seems obvious to others that their actions suggest otherwise.

At least that's what I was thinking, when I noticed that a couple of ladies didn't even mention kids, in thier lists.

laugh

Shows what I know!

RE: lets see how inttliegent you are..

imagination

RE: lets see how inttliegent you are..

A cadaver

RE: lets see how inttliegent you are..

Jimminey Christmas!

I just found out my age goes down instead of up y'all!

confused

All this time I thought I had mastered the ascending descending order thing!

dunno

Oh well!

RE: lets see how inttliegent you are..

What comes down but never goes up?

Erectile Dysfunction

What can fly but has no wings?

Golf Balls

Which part of London in France?


This one is easy. Every kid knows it.

I see London,
I see France,
I see someone's underpants.

All the world's best underpants are made in London.

High Five Great Britain wave

RE: Name someone you think is the best in posting Threads.

I really dig alot of Ralph Lauren's threads.

laugh

Dio's Secret Public Journal

Dear Journal,

I was thinking about cultural barometers. And, I think McDonalds is one in the U.S...or any fast food place really.

If you go in there, and the fountain drinks are behind the counter instead of self serve. It's a sure sign you're in a bad neighborhood.

Think about it!

Later Journal

RE: Are women the barometer of our culture?

What do you mean by giving up thier "power"?

Let me guess.....

hmmm

Is it another word that starts with 'P'?

RE: .......WHAT IS INTELLECT.....???

wave Intellect, and intelligence are not necessarily synonymous. You see, meanings are not in words they are in people. For example, an instrument that uses graphite for writing is only a pencil if we agree that it is. The thing is what it is. It has lead, and makes marks no matter what we call it. A rose by any other name, right? For this reason definitions of intellect vary from dictionary to dictionary, not to mention person to person, context to context, and I contend it cannot be "pinpointed".

As for the Kingdom of Heaven belonging to the child like, sure, it's a Biblical reference, however, this is not the only source of the concept. Some suggest, for example, that Jesus was educated by other ancient sources when his parents took him and fled Herod's Royal baby killing decree. So if the Bible offends you, the idea can be found elsewhere, I promise.

I mean, sure, maybe I appeared to have a disdain for the educated with my previous comments; because I do. (sort of) Personally, while I attended University I maintained a 3.7 grade point average (4.0 is perfect, in case you didn't know). And, the most important thing I learned is that College isn't about knowledge, or understanding, or intellect. It's about one's willingness to jump through hoops. Virtually anyone with the time and money to invest can acquire a Doctorate in something or another. People buy, and cheat thier way through their academic careers just as often as they do thier professional ones. So yeah, I sort of view those who Lord thier education over other's as fragile bullies.

I'm reminded of the story of an anthropologist, Doctor, Author, World Traveller; yet the South American tribes people she lived with and studied for a while pitied her. They regarded her has mentally impaired because she couldn't weave a proper basket. Funny Huh?

RE: .......WHAT IS INTELLECT.....???

sigh

The whole thing is a semantic word game anyway, and it's silly! There is no scholarly consensus for intellect, it's not synonymous with wisdom, it can't be "pinpointed". Intellect is the dubious luxury, of those lacking wit and charm. When did being childish become a detriment? The Kingdom of Heaven belongs to the childlike.

What smug pomposity is it that would mistake high syllable content for knowledge, vocabulary for perceptiveness?

Why blame American culture for the demise of discernment? Maybe because your jealous leaders told you to? America is a nation of immigrants, an amalgam of cultures, a promised land for intellects from around the world to bloom in the fertile soil of freedom.

If you want to blame something for the increase of idiocy around the world, blame the telegraph, radio, and television. This is how the world has come to amuse itself to death. (read Neil Postman for details)

RE: What Makes You Happy?

Norepinephrine and Dopamine

dunno

RE: .......WHAT IS INTELLECT.....???

I know!

It's a bad rabit of mine. I'm always trying to be bunny, in serious discussions.

RE: .......WHAT IS INTELLECT.....???

I think it says this thread was originated in and irreversibly ever-low intellectual culture, or something.

RE: How to conquer the heart of a girl

To properly conquer a woman's heart, one must seek to perfect equestrian, as well as archery skill. Cupid, the ancient Roman heart conquerer, was a skilled archer. And since, unlike Cupid, you likely don't have wings to facilitate a proper aerial attack; a mounted attack is the next best option. Think about it...horse archery kept both Alexander The Great, and the Romans out of Central Asia; and when their empires waned, it was horse archery that let the Huns, Bulgars, and Mongols create the largest contiguous empire in history.

Yeah! Swift missle, guerrilla tactics is the way to go. Believe me! Ride in, fire, retreat. Eventually, she will realize that continued warfare is more costly than submitting, and....Voila! You are the ruler of your very own Cardiac City-State.

Enjoy.

And remember this inspirational quote: "I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in." ~Attila the Hun

RE: HEY GIRLS HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT...

Okay, okay

I won't antagonize any further

RE: HEY GIRLS HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT...

Awww

Now if you're honest with your self, you'll be forced to admit that this thread has taken it's natural course.

Alot of masculine huggy kissy guys, sooner or later are going to want to scope up your but too.

laugh

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